Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[weespanner]

Sweet Sue was a horny young lass
Who loved her dildo made of glass

 

[HellBenttoo]

Sweet Sue was a horny young lass
Who loved her dildo made of glass
Pyrex, you see

 

[weespanner]

Sweet Sue was a horny young lass
Who loved her dildo made of glass
Pyrex, you see
Heated in her tea
Before she shoved it up her ass

couldn't resist ((Jett))

 

[TomBoner]

Be careful with glass shoved up there

 

[pensivepoet]

Be careful with glass shoved up there

though the chances I know are quite rare

 

[TomBoner]

Be careful with glass shoved up there
though the chances I know are quite rare
it would hurt like hell

 

[weespanner]

Be careful with glass shoved up there
though the chances I know are quite rare
it would hurt like hell
And would surely smell

 

[HellBenttoo]

Be careful with glass shoved up there
though the chances I know are quite rare
it would hurt like hell
And would surely smell
But polaroids would soften the glare.

 

[weespanner]

How about a crystal butt plug?

 

[Adre]

How about a crystal butt plug?
Spread them, get down on the rug

 

[HellBenttoo]

How about a crystal butt plug?
Pushed in like a cork in a jug?

 

[weespanner]

How about a crystal butt plug?
Pushed in like a cork in a jug?
More like champagne


How about a crystal butt plug?
Spread them, get down on the rug
*Down on all fours*

 

[Adre]

How about a crystal butt plug?
Pushed in like a cork in a jug?
More like champagne
Need I explain?

How about a crystal butt plug?
Spread them, get down on the rug
*Down on all fours*
Lock all the doors

 

[weespanner]

How about a crystal butt plug?
Pushed in like a cork in a jug?
More like champagne
Need I explain?
Nope, that kind just fits nice and snug


How about a crystal butt plug?
Spread them, get down on the rug
*Down on all fours*
Lock all the doors
Then I'll rub my clit while you tug

 

[HellBenttoo]

How about a crystal butt plug?
Pushed in like a cork in a jug?
More like champagne
Need I explain?
Just grab it and give it a tug.

How about a crystal butt plug?
Spread them, get down on the rug
*Down on all fours*
Lock all the doors
take it like a man, ya big lug.

 

[weespanner]

The champagne opened with a pop

 

[HellBenttoo]

The champagne opened with a pop
spewing foam all over her top

 

[Adre]

The champagne opened with a pop
spewing foam all over her top
I don't think that's foam

 

[weespanner]

The champagne opened with a pop
spewing foam all over her top
I don't think that's foam
It shot from his dome

 

[travelmate2002]

The champagne opened with a pop
spewing foam all over her top
I don't think that's foam
It shot from his dome
now it would take time to mop.

 

[HellBenttoo]

The waiter just stood there, aghast

 

[TomBoner]

The waiter just stood there, aghast
over the question the couple had asked

 

[Dan638]

The waiter just stood there, aghast
over the question the couple had asked
Whipped cream would be messy

 

[weespanner]

The waiter just stood there, aghast
over the question the couple had asked
Whipped cream would be messy
And make my job stressy

 

[kedsnbourbon]

The waiter just stood there, aghast
over the question the couple had asked
Whipped cream would be messy
And make my job stressy
But I guess it would be quite a blast