Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

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His voice made her wet pussy throb
Quite hungry for his bulging knob
She gave it a lick
Deliciously thick
 
His voice made her wet pussy throb
Quite hungry for his bulging knob
She gave it a lick
Deliciously thick
So she knelt and gave him a blowjob :p
 
Her body desired his cum
Shall it be her pussy or bum?
It might be nice
To do them both twice
 
Her body desired his cum
Shall it be her pussy or bum?
It might be nice
To do them both twice
Then rub it in with your thumb
 
Everybody loves a good rub
Whether it's in the car, the kitchen or tub
It's fun in the car



Everybody loves a good rub
Surely she'll take three men in a tub
The butcher or baker?
 
Everybody loves a good rub
Whether it's in the car, the kitchen or tub
It's fun in the car
Outside of the bar



Everybody loves a good rub
Surely she'll take three men in a tub
The butcher or baker?
Or candlestick maker
 
Everybody loves a good rub
Whether it's in the car, the kitchen or tub
It's fun in the car
Outside of the bar
But the kitchen has after-sex grub :cool:


Everybody loves a good rub
Surely she'll take three men in a tub
The butcher or baker?
Or candlestick maker
Or one that plays Dom to my Sub
 
Everybody loves a good rub
Whether it's in the car, the kitchen or tub
It's fun in the car
Outside of the bar
But first you need to buy me some grub



Everybody loves a good rub
Surely she'll take three men in a tub
The butcher or baker?
Or candlestick maker
Or whoever drops by at the pub
 
She'd do anything for a nice dinner
Even though she was a beginner
Her favourite thing
 
She'd do anything for a nice dinner
Even though she was a beginner
Her favourite thing
was using a ring
 
She'd do anything for a nice dinner
Even though she was a beginner
Her favourite thing
was using a ring
Around his cock 'fore it slid in 'er
 
That would usually do the trick
She'd slide it on after a lick
It seemed to work
 
That would usually do the trick
She'd slide it on after a lick
It seemed to work
No need to jerk
 
That would usually do the trick
She'd slide it on after a lick
It seemed to work
No need to jerk
Cos it soon became twice as thick
 
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