Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[HellBenttoo]

Well done, LM

 

[WickedAlchemy]

Beside him a naked stranger lay

 

[Shadowmist99]

Beside him a naked stranger lay
He turned so he could finger and play

 

[texou]

Beside him a naked stranger lay
He turned so he could finger and play
She spread her legs wide

 

[stickygirl]

Beside him a naked stranger lay
He turned so he could finger and play
She spread her legs wide
And he peered up inside

 

[hotternow]

Beside him a naked stranger lay
He turned so he could finger and play
She spread her legs wide
And he peered up inside
Then he diddled the rest of the day.

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Some women like men with big hands

 

[weespanner]

Some women like men with big hands
'Cos it indicates a large glans

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Some women like men with big hands
'Cos it indicates a large glans
What about large feet?

 

[weespanner]

Some women like men with big hands
'Cos it indicates a large glans
What about large feet?
= Great chunk of meat

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Some women like men with big hands
'Cos it indicates a large glans
What about large feet?
= Great chunk of meat
Foot job, hand job, I'm there at your commands

 

[kedsnbourbon]

A romantic evening for two

 

[weespanner]

A romantic evening for two
Stars twinkling, enjoying the view

 

[WickedAlchemy]

A romantic evening for two
Stars twinkling, enjoying the view
But too much wine

 

[kedsnbourbon]

A romantic evening for two
Stars twinkling, enjoying the view
But too much wine
Makes their love light shine

 

[weespanner]

A romantic evening for two
Stars twinkling, enjoying the view
But too much wine
Makes their love light shine
So they stripped off and started to screw

 

[LusterMunky]

The WeeSpanner would seem to be randy

 

[kedsnbourbon]

The WeeSpanner would seem to be randy
But only her toys were handy

 

[weespanner]

The WeeSpanner would seem to be randy
But only her toys were handy
Her favourite two

 

[kedsnbourbon]

The WeeSpanner would seem to be randy
But only her toys were handy
Her favourite two
Would just have to do

 

[LusterMunky]

The WeeSpanner would seem to be randy
But only her toys were handy
Her favourite two
Would just have to do
And they'd do the job just dandy

 

[WetBiMoose]

He went for a quick skinny dip

 

[LusterMunky]

He went for a quick skinny dip
Hoping she'd join him and strip

 

[WetBiMoose]

He went for a quick skinny dip
Hoping she'd join him and strip
Then she took all his clothes

 

[texou]

He went for a quick skinny dip
Hoping she'd join him and strip
She just pointed and laughed