Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[mamasota]

Whenever Margarita came to town
On the men she always went down
Her most special treat

 

[BradBigBrain]

Whenever Margarita came to town
On the men she always went down
Her most special treat
Was so fun to eat

 

[weespanner]

Whenever Margarita came to town
On the men she always went down
Her most special treat
Was so fun to eat
In her honey they'd all love to drown

 

[mamasota]

(((((wee))))) honey!


There was a freckled redhead from Berlin

 

[weespanner]

((mama))

There was a freckled redhead from Berlin
Who hated the sun on her skin

 

[travelmate2002]

There was a freckled redhead from Berlin
Who hated the sun on her skin
she'd sleep through the day

 

[hotternow]

There was a freckled redhead from Berlin
Who hated the sun on her skin
she'd sleep through the day
And then wake, Hooray!

 

[travelmate2002]

There was a freckled redhead from Berlin
Who hated the sun on her skin
she'd sleep through the day
And then wake, Hooray!
that was one really unique Fraulein.

 

[weespanner]

At night she worked in a strip club

 

[TomBoner]

At night she worked in a strip club
For nice guys her pussy she'd rub

 

[HellBenttoo]

At night she worked in a strip club
For nice guys her pussy she'd rub
She'd wiggle and squirm

 

[weespanner]

At night she worked in a strip club
For nice guys her pussy she'd rub
She'd wiggle and squirm
Breasts perky and firm

 

[mamasota]

At night she worked in a strip club
For nice guys her pussy she'd rub
She'd wiggle and squirm
Breasts perky and firm
Causing quite a big stir in their nub

 

[stickygirl]

At night she worked in a strip club
For nice guys her pussy she'd rub
She'd wiggle and squirm
Breasts perky and firm
Then removed their dry jizz with a scrub

 

[HellBenttoo]

A scrubbrush to the cock, did you say?

 

[stickygirl]

A scrub brush to the cock, did you say?
A joy in the masochists' day

 

[TomBoner]

A scrub brush to the cock, did you say?
A joy in the masochists' day
But for the average joe

 

[HellBenttoo]

A scrub brush to the cock, did you say?
A joy in the masochists' day
But for the average joe
It would be quite a blow

 

[stickygirl]

A scrub brush to the cock, did you say?
A joy in the masochists' day
But for the average joe
Who, to pain, would say 'no'

 

[HellBenttoo]

A scrub brush to the cock, did you say?
A joy in the masochists' day
But for the average joe
Who, to pain, would say 'no'
Your opinion may vary, foreplay?

 

[WickedAlchemy]

He bent over to receive his spanking

 

[Dan638]

He bent over to receive his spanking
Punishment for public wanking

 

[WickedAlchemy]

He bent over to receive his spanking
Punishment for public wanking
His ass burned pink

 

[BrokenRomantic]

He bent over to receive his spanking
Punishment for public wanking
His ass burned pink
Tight hole did wink

 

[WickedAlchemy]

He bent over to receive his spanking
Punishment for public wanking
His ass burned pink
Tight hole did wink
The hand on his cock still cranking