Write Our Own Limericks Line By Line

[Hornblende]

The handcuffs were quite enterprising
Spreadeagled she looked tantalising
She struggled a bit
While he sucked her clit
But passion and lust were soon rising

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Three French hens, my true love sent today

 

[Hornblende]

Three French hens, my true love sent today
Two turtle doves are on the way

 

[EbersMoll]

Three French hens, my true love sent today
Two turtle doves are on the way
Then the birds singing

 

[Adre]

Three French hens, my true love sent today
Two turtle doves are on the way
Then the birds singing
Their necks I was wringing

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Three French hens, my true love sent today
Two turtle doves are on the way
Then the birds singing
Their necks I was wringing
The partridge turned out to be gay

 

[WerdNerd]

She wondered what took him so long

 

[Adre]

She wondered what took him so long
To discharge the juice from his schlong

 

[EbersMoll]

She wondered what took him so long
To discharge the juice from his schlong
She furiously pumped

 

[captainman2018]

She wondered what took him so long
to discharge the juice from his schlong.
She furiously pumped
his dick with her tight rump

 

[Adre]

She wondered what took him so long
to discharge the juice from his schlong.
She furiously pumped
his dick with her rump
And asked, ‘how did this go so wrong?’

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Her yoni egg fell out during mass

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

Her yoni egg fell out during mass
A priest found it and shoved in his ass

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Her yoni egg fell out during mass
A priest found it and shoved in his ass
Cried: “Hallelujah!!”

 

[EbersMoll]

Her yoni egg fell out during mass
A priest found it and shoved in his ass
Cried: “Hallelujah!!”
“Das ist gut ja!?”

 

[Cymru6969]

Her yoni egg fell out during mass
A priest found it and shoved in his ass
Cried: “Hallelujah!!”
“Das ist gut ja!?”
Then he came like it was vom fass

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Schlaumeier, both of you!! Lol


The busty barmaid served him beer

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

The busty barmaid served him beer
Also splendid was her fine rear
Her long and blonde hair

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

The busty barmaid served him beer
Also splendid was her fine rear
Her long and blonde hair
He thought, Do I dare?
She said: “Kiss me, handsome, have no fear..”

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Five gold rings, my true love sent today

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

Five gold rings, my true love sent today
Filled with guilt, for the times he went astray

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Five gold rings, my true love sent me today,
Filled with guilt, for the times he went astray
With my own mother

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

Five gold rings, my true love sent me today,
Filled with guilt, for the times he went astray
With my own mother
And her brother

 

[Adre]

Five gold rings, my true love sent me today,
Filled with guilt, for the times he went astray
With my own mother
And her brother
That happens when the cat’s away

 

[LadyJS]

The dominatrix found her calendar clear