Write Our Own Limericks Line By Line

[Cymru6969]

She looked like the sweetest young thing
'til she stepped in the boxing ring
and kicked some guy's nuts.
It really took guts
And she did it without Don King

 

[Cymru6969]

She looked like the sweetest young thing
'til she stepped in the boxing ring
and kicked some guy's nuts.
It really took guts
And she did it without Don King

 

[Hornblende]

She looked like the sweetest young thing
'til she stepped in the boxing ring
and kicked some guy's nuts.
It really took guts
And she did it without Don King

She moved like a butterfly, then

 

[EmpressJosephine]

She moved like a butterfly, then
She stung like a bee, again.

 

[Adre]

We call today Christmas Eve
And under the tree gifts we leave

 

[Adre]

She moved like a butterfly, then
She stung like a bee, again.
With some rope-a-dope

 

[Hornblende]

She moved like a butterfly, then
She stung like a bee, again.
With some rope-a-dope
His jab couldn't cope

 

[thebeesknees]

We call today Christmas Eve
And under the tree gifts we leave

Some naughty some nice

 

[Cymru6969]

So, instead of logging in repeatedly on my iPhone, I just keeping hitting the < button at the bottom of my browser until I am logged in again. Problem is, sometimes I inadvertently re-post or even better-send multiple PM’s.

Lazy ass? You betcha.

Sorry, my Lim peeps.

Merry Christmas

 

[Cymru6969]

She moved like a butterfly, then
She stung like a bee, again.
With some rope-a-dope
His jab couldn't cope
Canvas back, and the ref counts ten

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

We call today Christmas Eve
And under the tree gifts we leave
Some naughty some nice
Vibrating device

 

[Cymru6969]

We call today Christmas Eve
And under the tree gifts we leave
Some naughty some nice
Vibrating device
Don’t be too hard on the beaver

 

[Adre]

We call today Christmas Eve
And under the tree gifts we leave
Some naughty some nice
Vibrating device
Don’t be too hard on the beave


We must treat the ‘beave’ very well

 

[LadyJS]

We must treat the ‘beave’ very well
Yet some things are prone to swell

 

[GiggLeGasm]

We must treat the ‘beave’ very well
Yet some things are prone to swell
When in a tight spot

 

[Cymru6969]

We must treat the ‘beave’ very well
Yet some things are prone to swell
When in a tight spot
Just toggle the twat

 

[EmpressJosephine]

We must treat the ‘beave’ very well,
Yet some things are prone to swell.
When in a tight spot
Just toggle the twat.
It feels more like Heaven than Hell.

 

[LadyJS]

She ordered Chinese takeout for dinner

 

[mnbreastluver]

She ordered Chinese takeout for dinner
But surprised her by taking out his wiener

 

[captainman2018]

She ordered Chinese takeout for dinner
but surprised her by taking out his wiener
and gave her the chance to

 

[Hornblende]

Please excuse the interruption

A Limerick is a humorous poem consisting of five lines.

The first, second, and fifth lines must have seven to ten syllables while rhyming and having the same verbal rhythm. If the first line has (for example) eight syllables, then so should lines two and five.

The third and fourth lines only have to have five to seven syllables, and have to rhyme with each other and have the same rhythm. The number of syllables should match.

 

[Hornblende]

The handcuffs were quite enterprising

 

[weespanner]

The handcuffs were quite enterprising
Spreadeagled she looked tantalising

 

[Hornblende]

The handcuffs were quite enterprising
Spreadeagled she looked tantalising
She struggled a bit

 

[weespanner]

The handcuffs were quite enterprising
Spreadeagled she looked tantalising
She struggled a bit
While he sucked her clit