Write Our Own Limericks Line By Line

[LadyJS]

Judy got a box in the mail
inside she found a nice fluffy tail
Got naked quick

 

[captainman2018]

Judy got a box in the mail
inside she found a nice fluffy tail
got naked quick
and stuffed that thick

 

[cliteatingman]

Judy got a box in the mail
inside she found a nice fluffy tail
got naked quick
and stuffed that thick
Tail in her muff without fail

 

[captainman2018]

Then, Judy was spotted by her man

 

[LadyJS]

Then, Judy was spotted by her man
Getting into some stud's tan van

 

[captainman2018]

Then, Judy was spotted by her man
getting into some stud's tan van
and going down the street

 

[weespanner]

Then, Judy was spotted by her man
getting into some stud's tan van
and going down the street
Sprawled on the backseat

 

[cowslinger64]

Then, Judy was spotted by her man
getting into some stud's tan van
and going down the street
Sprawled on the backseat

Weespanner is HOT

That's all I got

 

[weespanner]

Haha, thanks CS...at least it rhymed



Then, Judy was spotted by her man
getting into some stud's tan van
and going down the street
Sprawled on the backseat
Using her new tail like a fan

 

[LadyJS]

Judy next set her eyes on Santa

 

[thebeesknees]

Judy next set her eyes on Santa
She was ready for sexual tantra

 

[weespanner]

Judy next set her eyes on Santa
She was ready for sexual tantra
So Santa called Sting

 

[Hornblende]

Judy next set her eyes on Santa
She was ready for sexual tantra
So Santa called Sting
And said "Please don't sing!"

 

[weespanner]

Judy next set her eyes on Santa
She was ready for sexual tantra
So Santa called Sting
And said "Please don't sing!
Just teach me your sexual mantra"

 

[captainman2018]

But what Judy does not know is that

 

[LadyJS]

But what Judy does not know is that
Swallowing semen won't make you fat

 

[captainman2018]

But what Judy does not know is that
swallowing semen won't make you fat
but she was so hoping

 

[Cymru6969]

But what Judy does not know is that
swallowing semen won't make you fat
but she was so hoping
for meter and rhyming

 

[captainman2018]

But what Judy does not know is that
swallowing semen won't make you fat
but she was so hoping
for meter and rhyming
that sounds like it was not from a rat.

 

[Hornblende]

She looked like the sweetest young thing

 

[weespanner]

She looked like the sweetest young thing
'Til she stepped in the boxing ring

 

[captainman2018]

She looked like the sweetest young thing
'til she stepped in the boxing ring
and kicked some poor guy's nuts

 

[EmpressJosephine]

She looked like the sweetest young thing
'til she stepped in the boxing ring
and kicked some guy's nuts.
It really took guts

 

[Cymru6969]

She looked like the sweetest young thing
'til she stepped in the boxing ring
and kicked some guy's nuts.
It really took guts
And she did it without Don King

 

[EmpressJosephine]

We call today Christmas Eve