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In Savannah they spent their night
Down by the river, in moonlight
On the grass they lay
 
In Savannah they spent their night
Down by the river, in moonlight
On the grass they lay
Their bodies on display
 
In Savannah they spent their night
Down by the river, in moonlight
On the grass they lay
Their bodies on display
No blankets though.. they got frostbite!
 
They fucked in a forest in Spain
Their bodily fluids did drain
But when it came time
 
They fucked in a forest in Spain
Their bodily fluids did drain
But when it came time
For vodka and lime
 
They fucked in a forest in Spain
Their bodily fluids did drain
But when it came time
For vodka and lime
They switched to singing in the rain
 
It was a cold and windy night
No where was there a single light
She guided him in
 
t was a cold and windy night
No where was there a single light
She guided him in
And poured him some gin
 
Twas a cold and windy night
No where was there a single light
She guided him in
And poured him some gin
And the world then felt all right
 
He noticed her breast was all bare
He couldn't help but stop and stare
 
He noticed her breast was all bare
He couldn't help but stop and stare
She said "hey you"
 
He noticed her breast was all bare
He couldn't help but stop and stare
She said "hey you"
"Out of the loo!"
 
He noticed her breast was all bare
He couldn't help but stop and stare
She said "hey you"
"Out of the loo!"
“Take me down to Scarborough Fair!”
 
Jenny had moved from the block
All they could do now was talk
'Bout the good old days
And they're best lays
 
Jenny had moved from the block
All they could do now was talk
'Bout the good old days
And they're best lays
When they could still walk the walk
 
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