Write our own haiku, line by line

[Hornblende]

Laying on the grass
Perhaps talking to myself

 

[lionguy1975]

Laying on the grass
Perhaps talking to myself
Possibly naked

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

How was your weekend?

 

[Cymru6969]

How was your weekend?
‘Twas ridonkulous

Heya, Dee

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

How was your weekend?
‘Twas ridonkulous
Sex would be good, huh


Howdy ho, Cym

 

[Cymru6969]

Her landscaping man

 

[Moochienanu]

Her landscaping man
Let it grow wild once before

 

[Cymru6969]

Her landscaping man
Let it grow wild once before
Time to trim the quim

 

[Hornblende]

Beat about the bush

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Beat about the bush
Or just give it to her straight

 

[Hornblende]

Beat about the bush
Or just give it to her straight
Or maybe do both.

 

[Cymru6969]

Beat about the bush
Or just give it to her straight
Or maybe do both.

Double entendres

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Double entendres
Allegorical foreplay

 

[lionguy1975]

Double entendres
Allegorical foreplay
Power of the word

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

When Adam met Eve

 

[Mrtenant]

When Adam met Eve
At the Starbucks for coffee

 

[Cymru6969]

When Adam met Eve
At the Starbucks for coffee
They agreed it sucks

 

[Hornblende]

A torrid romance

 

[GiggLeGasm]

A torrid romance
Deeply entwined in their sin

 

[Hornblende]

A torrid romance
Deeply entwined in their sin
They took a selfie.

 

[Cymru6969]

The Selkies are real

 

[GiggLeGasm]

The Selkies are real
Despite what the mermaids say

 

[Moochienanu]

The Selkies are real
Despite what the mermaids say:
“They are fat otters.”

 

[Cymru6969]

The comforts of home

 

[GiggLeGasm]

The comforts of home
Compare not to your embrace