Write our own haiku, line by line

[Hornblende]

Two hands on the wheel
Keep looking at the road 'head

 

[Cymru6969]

Two hands on the wheel
Keep looking at the road 'head
She’ll shift with her mouth

 

[Hornblende]

Two hands on the wheel
Keep looking at the road 'head
She’ll shift with her mouth

Proud of her figure

 

[Cymru6969]

Proud of her figure
Mirror, mirror on the wall

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Proud of her figure
Mirror, mirror on the wall
How 'bout them apples

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Whisky on the rocks

 

[Cymru6969]

Whisky on the rocks
Leads to two lips on some cocks

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Whisky on the rocks
Leads to two lips on some cocks
Bonnie banks of lochs

 

[Cymru6969]

You take the high road

 

[Hornblende]

You take the high road
I'll bide a while in the pub

 

[Cymru6969]

You take the high road
I'll bide a while in the pub
Bending an elbow

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I’ll take the low road

 

[Cymru6969]

I’ll take the low road
Please don’t. It’s republican.

 

[Hornblende]

I’ll take the low road
Please don’t. It’s republican.
That way madness lies.

 

[Cymru6969]

I’ll take the low road
Please don’t. It’s republican.
That way madness lies.

A referendum

 

[Hornblende]

A referendum
Built on lies and weasel words

 

[Cymru6969]

A referendum
Built on lies and weasel words
Theresa May Not

 

[Hornblende]

A referendum
Built on lies and weasel words
Theresa May Not

Finger strokes pre-cum

 

[Cymru6969]

Finger strokes pre-cum
Rolls it around on her tongue

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Finger strokes pre-cum
Rolls it around on her tongue
Whoops! her lover's done

 

[Hornblende]

Undone at a stroke!

 

[Cymru6969]

Undone at a stroke!
Small hand can’t encircle girth

 

[whistlersdad]

Undone at a stroke!
Small hand can’t encircle girth
Use two hands instead

 

[CucumberLemonade]

Interwoven lace

 

[Hornblende]

Interwoven lace
Hovers there, above my face