Write our own haiku, line by line

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Counts on her fingers
Viscounts busy down below
New Year’s Honours List

 

[Cymru6969]

No stinking badges

 

[Gamine67]

No stinking badges
Eric Cartman’s boyscout life

 

[Cymru6969]

No stinking badges
Eric Cartman’s boyscout life
Den mother’s nightmare

 

[Gamine67]

Biscuit Butt maidens

 

[Cymru6969]

Biscuit Butt maidens
Make the rockin' world go 'round?

 

[Gamine67]

Biscuit Butt maidens
Make the rockin' world go 'round?
Buttered, not toasted.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Valentine's Day love

 

[Gamine67]

Valentine's Day love
Now another yesterday

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Valentine's Day love
Now another yesterday
Without Cupid's touch

 

[BlackCashmere]

But where is Cupid?

 

[Hornblende]

But where is Cupid?
Examining his Psyche

 

[Gamine67]

But where is Cupid?
Examining his Psyche
Maslow has the need

 

[Cymru6969]

Step up to the plate

 

[Pantyboy74]

Step up to the plate
And take your best shot my son

 

[Hornblende]

Step up to the plate
And take your best shot my son
Oy! Fuck! Not that hard!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Pour a glass of wine

 

[Cymru6969]

Pour a glass of wine
Trockenbeerenauslese?

 

[Hornblende]

Pour a glass of wine
Trockenbeerenauslese?
Gesundheit! And cheers.

 

[Uggg]

Don't drink and haiku

 

[Hornblende]

Don't drink and haiku
Faulty syllables ensue

 

[Uggg]

Don't drink and haiku
Faulty syllables ensue
Makes a fool of you

 

[Hornblende]

Lounging, nude, in bed

 

[Uggg]

Lounging, nude, in bed
The perfect time to get head

 

[Pantyboy74]

Lounging, nude, in bed
The perfect time to get head
Wish she had no teeth