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[GiggLeGasm]

he is risen, see?
The ultimate Easter egg

 

[Cymru6969]

he is risen, see?
The ultimate Easter egg
An eight inch false god

 

[GiggLeGasm]

An eight inch false god

hahaha.. I can't resist..

he touched his false god

 

[EmpressJosephine]

he touched his false god
In awe, he got on his knees

 

[Cymru6969]

2-fer

he touched his false god
that sprang forth from his hot bod


What time is it now?
Right here or in Croatia?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

hmm.. a 3 way

he touched his false god
In awe, he got on his knees
And prayed for release

he touched his false god
that sprang forth from his hot bod
Blessed be the rigid


What time is it now?
Right here or in Croatia?
Europed me in there

 

[EmpressJosephine]

The Lord is risen

 

[Hornblende]

The Lord is risen
Lady Jane awaits her prize

 

[Cymru6969]

The Lord is risen
Lady Jane awaits her prize
Absolved of all sins

 

[Gamine67]

Cosmic dawn is there

 

[Cymru6969]

Cosmic dawn is there
What’s that flower you have on?

 

[saintcero]

Cosmic dawn is there
What’s that flower you have on?
Mum. No rose. Sue me.

 

[Gamine67]

Trending neologisms

 

[Hornblende]

Trending neologisms
Nothing new under the sun!

 

[Gamine67]

Trending neologisms
Nothing new under the sun!
That is doubtrageous!

 

[Gamine67]

Portmanteau for two

 

[Hornblende]

Portmanteau for two
I'll bring my labradoodle

 

[Cymru6969]

Portmanteau for two
I'll bring my labradoodle
Wearing a white skort

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Aloha! said he

 

[Cymru6969]

Aloha! said he
“Trade you a lei for a lay?”

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Aloha! said he
“Trade you a lei for a lay?”
Mahalo, said she

 

[Gamine67]

Late night Sonoran

 

[Hornblende]

Late night Sonoran
From the tent - late night snoring

 

[Gamine67]

Late night Sonoran
From the tent - late night snoring
Jilling while he sleeps

 

[Gamine67]

Tassels gyrating