Write our own haiku, line by line

[Hornblende]

When I was younger...
So much younger than today...

 

[Cymru6969]

When I was younger...
So much younger than today...
I need somebody

 

[adrina]

Somebody to love

 

[Cymru6969]

Somebody to love
Even for fat bottomed girls

 

[adrina]

Somebody to love
Even for fat bottomed girls
Bicycle for two.

 

[Cymru6969]

Pump those pedals babe

 

[Hornblende]

Pump those pedals babe
And while you're at it, pump this!

 

[Cymru6969]

Pump those pedals babe
And while you're at it, pump this!
Inflate blow by blow

 

[Hornblende]

Pump those pedals babe
And while you're at it, pump this!
Inflate blow by blow

Preferably suck!

 

[Cymru6969]

Preferably suck!
If it's in a hole, it's good

 

[adrina]

Preferably suck!
If it's in a hole, it's good
There's three to choose from.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Sex by candlelight

 

[adrina]

Sex by candlelight
Fucking to the flickering

 

[Cymru6969]

Sex by candlelight
Fucking to the flickering
Like the olden days

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Oops! The condom broke

 

[Cymru6969]

Oops! The condom broke
Do you make a good living?

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Oops! The condom broke
Do you make a good living?
Bye-bye, carefree life

 

[adrina]

Hello country life!

 

[Cymru6969]

Hello country life!
Let's have a roll in the hay

 

[Hornblende]

Hello country life!
Let's have a roll in the hay
And a nude picnic

 

[adrina]

Who has the sunscreen?

 

[Hornblende]

Who has the sunscreen?
Apply freely, with long strokes

 

[BlackCashmere]

Who has the sunscreen?
Apply freely , with long strokes
Hornblende's hands aren't jokes

 

[Hornblende]

Who has the sunscreen?
Apply freely , with long strokes
Hornblende's hands aren't jokes

Black Cashmere's lust soared

 

[BlackCashmere]

Black Cashmere's lust soared
Much more than H imagined