Write our own haiku, line by line

[Cymru6969]

Once he tied her up
Then forgot and left her house
Just five years ago.

That diet plan worked

 

[Hornblende]

That diet plan worked
Not a scrap of fat on her

 

[Cymru6969]

That diet plan worked
Not a scrap of fat on her
She’s a marimba

 

[GiggLeGasm]

He likes dirty girls

 

[Hornblende]

He likes dirty girls
She likes to roll in the mud

 

[Mrtenant]

He likes dirty girls
She likes to roll in the mud
Pass me the popcorn

 

[Hornblende]

He likes dirty girls
She likes to roll in the mud
Pass me the popcorn

His tongue was circling

 

[Cymru6969]

His tongue was circling
Sending her into orbit

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

His tongue was circling
Sending her into orbit
When he licked her moon

 

[Cymru6969]

His tongue was circling
Sending her into orbit
When he licked her moon

Brownie points for that

 

[Hornblende]

Brownie points for that
Does anyone give pink points?

 

[Cymru6969]

Brownie points for that
Does anyone give pink points?
You’re in the right place

 

[Hornblende]

Brownie points for that
Does anyone give pink points?
You’re in the right place

A seductive smile

 

[Cymru6969]

A seductive smile
La Gioconda, certo

 

[Hornblende]

A seductive smile
La Gioconda, certo
Pictured in selfie

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Before the sunlight

 

[Cymru6969]

Before the sunlight
Whilst getting dressed in the dark

 

[Hornblende]

Before the sunlight
Whilst getting dressed in the dark
Tripped over my cock.

 

[Cymru6969]

Before the sunlight
Whilst getting dressed in the dark
Tripped over my cock.

You live on a farm?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

You live on a farm?
I know a cute bull rider

 

[Hornblende]

You live on a farm?
I know a cute bull rider
Can he stay on, though?

 

[Cymru6969]

You live on a farm?
I know a cute bull rider
Can he stay on, though?

More than 8 seconds

 

[GiggLeGasm]

More than 8 seconds
Gentlemen always eat first

 

[SlyderInside]

More than 8 seconds
Gentlemen always eat first
The better for both

 

[Hornblende]

Love to be enclosed