Write our own haiku, line by line

[GiggLeGasm]

I want my mommy
bosom of endless comfort

 

[CucumberLemonade]

I want my mommy,
Bosom of endless comfort,
Guards me from perverts.

 

[Cymru6969]

I don’t understand

 

[CucumberLemonade]

I don’t understand,
Why you always go one hand,

 

[Cymru6969]

I don’t understand,
Why you always go one hand,
Bet it all as planned

 

[Hornblende]

One lick was needed

 

[Cymru6969]

One lick was needed
So his request was heeded

 

[GiggLeGasm]

One lick was needed
So his request was heeded
Tootsie Pop science

 

[Cymru6969]

The owl had it right

 

[GiggLeGasm]

The owl had it right
Wisdom from a tree, they said

 

[Hornblende]

The owl had it right
Wisdom from a tree, they said
So he's branching out

 

[Cymru6969]

The owl had it right
Wisdom from a tree, they said
So he's branching out

When haiku meets pun

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

When haiku meets pun
Add a rhyme, triple the fun

 

[Cymru6969]

When haiku meets pun
Add a rhyme, triple the fun
It looks like we're done

 

[Hornblende]

The sex slave auction

 

[Cymru6969]

The sex slave auction
Had a man with three buttocks

 

[Hornblende]

The sex slave auction
Had a man with three buttocks
What a complete arse.

 

[Cymru6969]

The sex slave auction
Had a man with three buttocks
What a complete arse.

He sat side-saddle

 

[Hornblende]

He sat side-saddle
She lay right across his lap

 

[GiggLeGasm]

He sat side-saddle
She lay right across his lap
They left not a bit

 

[Uggg]

Who is this stranger?

 

[Cymru6969]

Who is this stranger?
An old friend in Haikuville

Welcome back, Uggg

 

[Uggg]

Who is this stranger?
An old friend in Haikuville?
Or just a shadow?

 

[Hornblende]

Who is this stranger?
An old friend in Haikuville?
Or just a shadow?

Welcome back, stranger

 

[Cymru6969]

Welcome back, stranger
I think you owe us a drink