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[Deprived_in_AZ]

Her reddish brown hair

 

[Cymru6969]

Like a lion’s feral mane
Her reddish brown hair

 

[Hornblende]

Her reddish brown hair
Like a lion’s feral mane
But she doesn't bite

 

[Cymru6969]

Waiter, there’s a fly

 

[CucumberLemonade]

Waiter, there’s a fly,
And a maiden passing by.

 

[Hornblende]

Waiter, there’s a fly,
And a maiden passing by.
One caused me to sigh

 

[CucumberLemonade]

Come on and get me,

 

[Hornblende]

Come on and get me,
Then, after that, cum on me

 

[CucumberLemonade]

Come on and get me,
Then, after that, cum on me.
Now collapse; feel free.

 

[Hornblende]

Allow me to stroke

 

[Cymru6969]

Allow me to stroke
You wanker spunk bubble bloke

 

[CucumberLemonade]

Allow me to stroke!
You wanker spunk bubble bloke;
Juice spurts out my yoke.

 

[Cymru6969]

What’s new pussycat?

 

[Illnevertell79]

What’s new pussycat?
Strolling on a fence northbound

 

[Cymru6969]

What’s new pussycat?
Strolling on a fence northbound
Landing on four feet

 

[CucumberLemonade]

Silence those sirens,

 

[Hornblende]

Silence those sirens,
For I'm heading for the rocks

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Silence those sirens,
For I'm heading for the rocks
My sweet Lorelei

 

[Hornblende]

Silence those sirens,
For I'm heading for the rocks
My sweet Lorelei

Music to my ears

 

[Cymru6969]

Music to my ears
And it soothes the savage beast

 

[Hornblende]

Music to my ears
And it soothes the savage beast
It will rise again

 

[Cymru6969]

Music to my ears
And it soothes the savage beast
It will rise again

Speaking of Phoenix

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Speaking of Phoenix
It's lovely in the spring time

 

[CucumberLemonade]

Speaking of Phoenix,
It's lovely in the spring time;
Wild flower's sublime.

 

[Stryderthorongil]

Seeing her smile