Write our own haiku, line by line

[Deprived_in_AZ]

"Fuck this hurricane"
He thought its eye was a hole

 

[Cymru6969]

"Fuck this hurricane"
He thought its eye was a hole
No cock is that big

 

[Hornblende]

Farewell to summer

 

[Cymru6969]

Farewell to summer
Rage against the dying light

 

[adrina]

Farewell to summer
Rage against the dying light
Say hi to Santa.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Halloween comes first!!

 

[BlackCashmere]

Halloween comes First!!
After that comes my Birthday

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Halloween comes First!!
After that comes my Birthday
You'll be Birthday Boo

 

[latecomer91364]

Kneeling in the dark

 

[BlackCashmere]

Halloween comes First!!
After that comes my Birthday
You'll be Birthday Boo

Where Am I needed...

 

[adrina]

Kneeling in the dark
(That is) where I am needed
But is it wanted...?

(A bit of artistic license to make it work. )

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Her dear teddy bear

 

[Hypoxia]

Her dear teddy bear
Scratched his fuzzy little balls

 

[Hornblende]

Her dear teddy bear
Scratched his fuzzy little balls
Wow, time for a shave!

 

[adrina]

The weekend is near

 

[HypnosDenied]

The weekend is near
But I prefer stronger ends

 

[Cymru6969]

The weekend is near
But I prefer stronger ends
Grab ankles and thrust

 

[BlackCashmere]

Cycling through Europe...

 

[Cymru6969]

Cycling through Europe...
The Pyrenees ate my legs

 

[Hornblende]

Cycling through Europe...
The Pyrenees ate my legs
So now, "Shut up legs"

 

[adrina]

It's bacon Sunday!

 

[Cymru6969]

It's bacon Sunday!
Don't forget the Lipitor!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

It's bacon Sunday!
Don't forget the Lipitor!
It was his last meal.

 

[Hypoxia]

Squirrel up a tree

 

[theprofessorisin]

Squirrel up a tree
A coyote on the prowl