Write a line...

[Lavared]

"Wait! I thought... I mean... aren't you... a guy?"

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Too funny!

So then did they use it to bind your wrists?

Haha. "They"? Uh, no. If anyone's restraining me, it had better be a cop.

 

[The_Darkness]

Haha. "They"? Uh, no. If anyone's restraining me, it had better be a cop.

One of my ex's and I found out that's not so good with me either; she tied me to the bed and then worked her magic and I broke her oak headboard.

Oops.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

One of my ex's and I found out that's not so good with me either; she tied me to the bed and then worked her magic and I broke her oak headboard.

Oops.

D'oh! You're an animal.

 

[The_Darkness]

D'oh! You're an animal.

And I'm getting back to that point...I've had horrible problems with my shoulders since then and they've gotten worse and better and worse....now they're about back to where they "should" be and I can do stuff like that without hurting myself.

Well, not without hurting myself too much, I guess...

 

[Lavared]

"I'm so, so sorry! I thought it was KY jelly, honest! Hang on Honey while I check the directions. Maybe superglue isn't all that hard to dilute."

 

[Honey123]

"Your what?"
"Tin roof, rusted"

~Love Shack by the B-52's


--- see, I would never write that, because, I haven't a fucking clue what it means....

 

[Svenskaflicka]

"It's too big!"

Now THAT's a phrase I've never EVER used, literally or in RL.

 

[LadyJeanne]

After a full ten minutes of foreplay, I fucked her for 50 minutes at about one stroke for every two seconds, which means I pounded into her 1500 times!!

(I am not making this up - read something very much like it just yesterday.)

 

[KSHottie]

Awesome...

I just wanted to say that you guys are hilarious! I've been sitting here reading all the threads, and I've almost pissed myself several times from laughing so hard!

Thanks for a great evening!