wow, how about this

[much2much]

My bookkeeper catches me staring at her today and before I can deny it, she has her skirt hiked up exposing a delightfully inviting carefully manicured snatch. She's an extremely sexy looking 46 year old and I can't help myself. I'm in there with my tongue for a couple of minutes and my wife walks in.
Before I can explain, we have threesome city. I'm still spinning.

 

[Lasher]

Wow, that's just 2 much.

 

[Guest]

 

[ksmybuttons]

Uh Huh.

 

[medjay]

Amazing! The exact same thing happened to me last week!

 

[Nora]

A rich and varied fantasy life is great, so long as it's kept in the proper perspective, Mr Mitty.

 

[much2much]

OK, so it didn't really happen. Can't fool you guys can I?

 

[Ham Murabi]

Your bookkeeper, eh?
I wonder if it's deductible.

 

[nitelite33]

You're story would have started better with a more believable opening:

"I don't like to brag about my twelve inches but..."

 

[Guest]

 

[freakygirl]

Your bookkeeper, eh?
I wonder if it's deductible.

*chuckles*

 

[Gilly Bean]

My bookkeeper catches me staring at her today and before I can deny it, she has her skirt hiked up exposing a delightfully inviting carefully manicured snatch. She's an extremely sexy looking 46 year old and I can't help myself. I'm in there with my tongue for a couple of minutes and my wife walks in.
Before I can explain, we have threesome city. I'm still spinning.

Wow, I would never have guessed that you would be on the board too!


I am said book keeper, and exposing my snatch, and getting it on in a 3some at work just makes me so hot.

I do it at least once a week, and can't help but video tape it. I then make a tidy profit selling all the tapes to Girls Gone Wild. You don't mind, do you? That last slip you signed was actually a permission slip, so, no harm, right?

 

[ksmybuttons]

It might have worked if you tagged it with
"And then I woke up..."

Credibility. You will get some one day, maybe.

Welcome to the General Board.

 

[Ham Murabi]

Funny you should bring up that story. Just last week I was driving down the road in my pimped out van — complete with a waterbed in the back — when I pulled over. Six Dallas Cowgirls cheerleaders were hitchhiking, and one thing led to another …

 

[Nora]

You're story would have started better with a more believable opening:

"I don't like to brag about my twelve inches but..."

I thought they all started, "I've been reading your stories for a long time, but I never thought anything like it would ever happen to me..."?

 

[mytasteislikecandy]

I thought they all started, "I've been reading your stories for a long time, but I never thought anything like it would ever happen to me..."?

LOL I was thinking that!! I have some copies of Penthouse Letters, and I think almost 80 percent of those start that way.

 

[nitelite33]

"I always hear about stuff like this happening to other guys/girls -- I never thought it would happen to me!"

"Everyone says their stories are true, but my story really is true. This is not a story but an actual account of a encounter I had with a gorgeous model who happened to have a spread in Hustler magazine..."

Bleh this is too easy ;p

EDIT: lol you beat me to it Nora ;D

 

[honeylick]

zero to flame in about 10 minutes.

i love all you guys.
-sniffle-

 

[Ham Murabi]

My girlfriend was out of town, and I was so horny. I resigned myself to no action and was getting ready for bed when there was a knock on the door.
What a surprise: It was my girlfriend, back early from her trip, and she brought over her two stunning sisters … and they were horny, too!

 

[Nora]

EDIT: lol you beat me to it Nora ;D

Sorry!! But you beat me to "with a rib spreader and forceps" In JP's thread! =)

LOL MTILC! I remember sneaking my brothers' copies. *cough* Don't tell, k? Gotta keep my "holier than thou" 'tude goin'.

 

[curious2c]

Wait a minute...you mean that this didn't happen? Damn...I was waiting for the rest of this true story.

 

[Ham Murabi]

Then there was the time I was in bed with this really hot babe. We'd been going at it for about two hours (I lost count of the number of times I shook her world, if you know what I mean and I think you do) when she asked if I wanted a surprise.
Before I could answer I heard the door open. As I turned my head to see who was there I felt handcuffs snap around my wrists. I was trapped, stuck with my hands linked through the metal headboard.
My hot babe flipped me over on my stomach, but not before I caught a glimpse of a real Amazon coming into the room. She had to be at least six feet tall, and she was holding the biggest dildo I'd ever seen in my life!
The hot babe leaned over just as I felt two hands lift my hips up. She whispered, "sorry, but we're fresh out of lube" and my nightmare began.

 

[curious2c]

Then there was the time I was in bed with this really hot babe. We'd been going at it for about two hours (I lost count of the number of times I shook her world, if you know what I mean and I think you do) when she asked if I wanted a surprise.
Before I could answer I heard the door open. As I turned my head to see who was there I felt handcuffs snap around my wrists. I was trapped, stuck with my hands linked through the metal headboard.
My hot babe flipped me over on my stomach, but not before I caught a glimpse of a real Amazon coming into the room. She had to be at least six feet tall, and she was holding the biggest dildo I'd ever seen in my life!
The hot babe leaned over just as I felt two hands lift my hips up. She whispered, "sorry, but we're fresh out of lube" and my nightmare began.

What happened then? What happened then?

 

[Ham Murabi]

What happened then? What happened then?

It got worse. A bunch of Texas Rangers burst into the room with their guns drawn, and I thought they were going to save me.
Turns out they were the gay branch of the Texas Rangers.
Anyone seen my Preparation H?

 

[curious2c]

It got worse. A bunch of Texas Rangers burst into the room with their guns drawn, and I thought they were going to save me.
Turns out they were the gay branch of the Texas Rangers.
Anyone seen my Preparation H?

ROTFLMAO!


Is that it over there on the dresser?