Would you rather?

[subdued_passion]

I trained you well, Grasshopper.

Awwww you're making me blush.

 

[parodyluvr75]

The PG has always been reserved for Canadian Brainiacs.

He's from Texas.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Awwww you're making me blush.

Seriously, you've gone from patient and kind to kicking ass like a kindly drill sergeant. Keep up the good work.

 

[girlsmiley]

It could be unrelated, I suspect there's a whole subculture of rock humpers, they'll be coming out of woodwork...um river.

Mossy.

Ever humped a rock by accident?

Me: I fell on it.
Her: Oh, THAT old chestnut. :eyerollius maximus:

But in all seriousness - I thought it'd be great to slide down a waterfall on a swimming pool floating device. After, I slowly doggy paddled my way to shore and just lay there on the pebbles going, "Archh. Ow."

People didn't even care.

 

[Laurel]

Mossy.

Ever humped a rock by accident?

Me: I fell on it.
Her: Oh, THAT old chestnut. :eyerollius maximus:

But in all seriousness - I thought it'd be great to slide down a waterfall on a swimming pool floating device. After, I slowly doggy paddled my way to shore and just lay there on the pebbles going, "Archh. Ow."

People didn't even care.

Ahhh reading that made my bits ache!! And not in a fun way!

 

[subdued_passion]

*sigh
it never ends, at least I know how to swim -and- tread water

Why just tread water when you could create waves or deflate rafts, whatever floats your boat. (I'll stop now)

Seriously, you've gone from patient and kind to kicking ass like a kindly drill sergeant. Keep up the good work.

I'm just glad to be of service sir. These boots of mine shine only after a good ass kicking.



(I don't think anyone has ever called me patient)

 

[Laurel]

On topic of the thread (or what I imagine the thread topic to be - having read only the title and smiley's bits-rending post):

WOULD YOU RATHER:

have an awesome relationship but awful sex

- OR -

an awful relationship but amazing sex

?

 

[Laurel]

WOULD YOU RATHER:

be caught cheating

- OR -

catch your S.O. cheating

?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Is the cheating done with trees, rocks or grass?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Mossy.

Ever humped a rock by accident?

Me: I fell on it.
Her: Oh, THAT old chestnut. :eyerollius maximus:

But in all seriousness - I thought it'd be great to slide down a waterfall on a swimming pool floating device. After, I slowly doggy paddled my way to shore and just lay there on the pebbles going, "Archh. Ow."

People didn't even care.

That's devotion.

 

[Aquagal]

Splinters aren't easy to remove from your special places.

Neither is sand. I hate ocean sex, like the guy is fucking with a sandpaper condom.

 

[Laurel]

Is the cheating done with trees, rocks or grass?

I suppose it could be, but there'd be a lot less drama, I'd think. Like, would a rock even notice if you were cheating on it?

 

[girlsmiley]

Ahhh reading that made my bits ache!! And not in a fun way!

Oh, my bad. Sorry for not making your bits ache in a fun way. :eyerolly:
God, it wasn't exactly fun for me either you know.
Selfish.



I landed on my coccyx. You know - your tailbone. Right on the end. Fucking caned, Lozenge. Super, super ouch.

 

[Laurel]

Splinters aren't easy to remove from your special places.

Neither is sand. I hate ocean sex, like the guy is fucking with a sandpaper condom.

I don't even like tub or jacuzzi sex, TBH.

Oh, my bad. Sorry for not making your bits ache in a fun way. :eyerolly:
God, it wasn't exactly fun for me either you know.
Selfish.



I landed on my coccyx. You know - your tailbone. Right on the end. Fucking caned, Lozenge. Super, super ouch.

Owww!

Now my butt bone hurts in sympathy.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I suppose it could be, but there'd be a lot less drama, I'd think. Like, would a rock even notice if you were cheating on it?

If the tree is next to it, maybe.

 

[Laurel]

If the tree is next to it, maybe.

But that'd be pretty rude, don't you think?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Can't move a tree, so more logistics. I'd never cheat on a rock with a tree so it's all hypothetical. I might cheat on a tree with a rock but that's a different story, trees are never faithful. Bees, pollination and possibly communists, I've never had any luck with trees.

 

[girlsmiley]

Anyway, we're going a bit off track here.

So Debbie humps rocks.

Imagine her meeting a new boyfriend. They're having one of those sharing moments. You know, when people share stuff.

"Sometimes I hump rocks."

What would you say?

I'd be like, "Sweet."

 

[pete]

Post pictures of your junk and all will be forgiven.

you're such a junk junkie.

you've got a bone jones.

a hard-on for hard-ons.

a thing for dudes' things.

um....

ok i'm out

 

[girlsmiley]

"Question for women who fantasize of multiple cocks at the same time"

Parody, Get On It!

 

[StrangeLife]

On topic of the thread (or what I imagine the thread topic to be - having read only the title and smiley's bits-rending post):

WOULD YOU RATHER:

have an awesome relationship but awful sex

- OR -

an awful relationship but amazing sex


?

The relationship is of less importance as long as the sex is good. I'd just go work on my car between the sex sessions.

WOULD YOU RATHER:

be caught cheating

- OR -

catch your S.O. cheating

?

I'd rather catch her of course. I could milk her guilt complex for years. Every time she would start nagging me about putting the toilet seat down or mowing the lawn I'd just reply: "But you cheated!"

 

[girlsmiley]

That's devotion.

I dunno about it being devotion. Devoted to stupid.

Honestly probably one of THE dumbest things I've ever done in my life. Sometimes I'm an idiot. Ok a lot of times. Maybe the best of times.

Ugh. My silly brain got the better of me that time. I thought, "How cool would it be to slide down there on this?~!"

Yeah, fucking GREAT idea Smiley. Keep coming back for more of that.