Would you have sex in a church?

[Sillyman]

Would you? Have you?

 

[J.B.]

In the church its self or like one of the little attached rooms?

 

[Sillyman]

In the church its self or like one of the little attached rooms?

Anywhere in the church. The sanctuary, a bathroom, one of the side rooms, the food pantry, the courtyard, etc.

 

[bharman4102]

how kinky/hot would it be to do it in the confessional?!!!

i still find myself checking women out during mass...all those years of catholic grade school simply made me a horndog.

 

[J.B.]

Anywhere in the church. The sanctuary, a bathroom, one of the side rooms, the food pantry, the courtyard, etc.

Oh ok then. So long as it wasn't in the actual... what is it called?... where they preach.

Other than that...sure...

 

[Cotedebeaune]

No, but......

..once upon a time our cat crept into the crypt, crapped and crept out again.

 

[Sillyman]

Oh ok then. So long as it wasn't in the actual... what is it called?... where they preach.

Other than that...sure...

That's the sanctuary. Someone hasn't been to church in awhile

 

[J.B.]

That's the sanctuary. Someone hasn't been to church in awhile

Who me? nahhhhh I go every .... shoot what day is it that they meet... Saturday- -I mean Sunday...

 

[Sillyman]

Who me? nahhhhh I go every .... shoot what day is it that they meet... Saturday- -I mean Sunday...

Of course. You sound like a girl who spends a lot of time on her knees... in prayer.

 

[freescorfr]

In the confessional

Here was one of my first Lit contributions.
from

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=68936&highlight=quickie

The Gloria has just been sung,
The Consecration bell has rung,
“This is my body” , I can hear
While kissing neck and lips and ear.

Her vulva softly opens up
Father Murphy lifts the cup
My foreskin pushes back as I
Enter her without a sigh

She’s warm and moist and soft within
This communion is no sin
We’re one in body and in soul
She grips around my totem pole

The congregation all arise
I see the tension in her eyes
I can’t hold back – I’ve saved my best
Until the “Ite Missa Est”.

 

[OpposingBalance]

well, what the heck, ive done it just about everywhere else, lol.
why not in a church. especially if it can be anywhere in the church...

 

[J.B.]

Of course. You sound like a girl who spends a lot of time on her knees... in prayer.

right. prayer.

 

[OpposingBalance]

right. prayer.

LOL

 

[sabbathstorm]

I'd definitely do it Mind you, the church would probably fall in on me.

 

[phrodeau]

Once visited a church-sponsored college and slipped into a tiny chapel in a dorm building for a hot moment with an alumnus.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Having sex in a church has been a fantasy of mine for years. It can't be any old church, though. It has to be one of those big ol' gothic jobs in Europe.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Sillyman, I have done this and I think I might be persuaded to do it again. It was just too delicious on several levels.

Bless me father, for I have sinned. Allow me to anoint your head with oils.

 

[perks]

church altar during a thunderstorm, haven't we covered this?

Do I get extra points for it being anal?

 

[brokenbrainwave]

have not actually had sex, but once fingered a girl while the preacher gave his sermon

 

[Guest]

 

[riff]

Well, I did go down on a babe in the parking lot. Drove there for that purpose.

Once too, a first fuck.... when to make the move? She was flipping channels on cable and got to some nun saying the rosary. "Hey," says I, "Leave it there...." God, she was a hottie.

Drunk. Tallahassee, Florida. The bar had closed and we were on our way to meet some friends at a restaurant (it was closed, but the manager invited us over to raid the bar). We decided to fuck first and this old cemetary was the most convenient stop. Screwed on some woman's grave. I like to think she was looking down or up at us saying "Yes, yes, yes." A cemetary is not a church, but I think you get my point.

 

[Secret Kate]

 

[sigh]

I voted other because I don't think it's disrespectful or anything disgusting but I just don't find a church a...well...romantic sort of getting-fucked-in kind of place. If that makes any sense.

I much prefer bathtubs.

 

[J.B.]

<snip>
Once too, a first fuck.... when to make the move? She was flipping channels on cable and got to some nun saying the rosary. "Hey," says I, "Leave it there...." God, she was a hottie.
<snip>

The girl or the nun?

*ducks for cover*

 

[Megameg]

Rising to the obvious bait!

Would you have sex in a church? would you? have you?

I would not, could not, in a church.
I will not, will not, on a perch.
I would not, could not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
Not in a cemetary! Not up a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like sex in a box.
I do not like like sex with a fox.
I do not like sex in a house
I do not like like sex with a mouse
I do not like sex here or there.
I do not like sex ANYWHERE!
I do not like sex in a pan
I do not like sex Sillyman!

(of course, this is not true, it's just art)

Meg