Would You Go On Tour With Madonna?

[Lancecastor]

I have been asked to join Madonna's current tour for 12 dates.

I don't like her music, don't much like her persona either.

But there will probably be some interesting parties.

Would you?

 

[Oh_That_Guy]

I don't care about her music but she seems like a very annoying person.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[TheJadge]

.lol.

 

[OjosMojo]

Interesting.

Of all the GBers who I thought might answer Madonna's ad for her male dancers' fluffer...

http://www.musictrades.com/classifieds.html

...I thought it'd be Sean, then you.

Huh.

 

[Lancecastor]

You didn't know I'm a professional dancer????

 

[Aella_]

huh? don't get it.
What does this have to do with LTR? (or Sean, for that matter)

 

[parodyluvr75]

Yes, I'd bring ear plugs and collect the check.

 

[Lancecastor]

Yes, I'd bring ear plugs and collect the check.

It's a big check, so I could probably plug my nose.

 

[Riles]

I never figured you for all that religious...

 

[parodyluvr75]

It's a big check, so I could probably plug my nose.

I believe forensic professionals use menthol rub to counter the stench.

 

[silver gurl]

Love her or hate her, I think she is a wise business woman. She was just at the Bell Centre for two night. $375 a ticket, sold out for both nights.

 

[Sean]

Surely they will be hiring toilet cleaners locally?

 

[Lancecastor]

Surely they will be hiring toilet cleaners locally?

I'll put a word in for you!

 

[Sean]

I'll put a word in for you!

Ah, so you're actually the HEAD of toilet cleaning services, groveller? Way to punch above your weight, dude. Gratz!

 

[Lancecastor]

Love her or hate her, I think she is a wise business woman. She was just at the Bell Centre for two night. $375 a ticket, sold out for both nights.

It's on track to be the most expensive tour of 2015, with an average ticket price of $452 usd.

Her 2012 tour made just over $300 million usd.

 

[Garnate]

.lol.

^^My response.

 

[TheJadge]

^^My response.

Actually, the lol was encased in colons but . . .

 

[Garnate]

Actually, the lol was encased in colons but . . .

Was it, or was it not, meant in sarcasm? Because mine was sarcastic.

 

[TheJadge]

Was it, or was it not, meant in sarcasm? Because mine was sarcastic.

That it was.

 

[Lancecastor]

Encased in colons...you'd think Garnate would have been there with bells on.

 

[Garnate]

Encased in colons...you'd think Garnate would have been there with bells on.

Been where? The fake concert you were invited to? Maybe the fake hospital you were rushed to? Maybe the fake everything-you've-ever-posted?

 

[Lancecastor]

Been where? The fake concert you were invited to? Maybe the fake hospital you were rushed to? Maybe the fake everything-you've-ever-posted?

Don't hate me just because I'm beautiful, Schnozola.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Go on tour with Madonna? Nawww.

Go on tour with Garnate?

 

[phrodeau]

Somebody has to keep her bras sharp.