Would you give birth to my kids so Sparky can babysit them?

Would you give birth to my kids so Sparky can babysit them?

  • Yes! Come to me, my insane freak of love!

    Votes: 5 29.4%
  • Yes... if you paid me!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • No... but I would fuck you!

    Votes: 5 29.4%
  • NO! Get away from me, you freak!

    Votes: 3 17.6%
  • No. I'm a guy!

    Votes: 4 23.5%

  • Total voters
    17
OK, two questions?

Who is Sparky? and,

How do you do that poll thing? so cool...
 
I have this terrible suspicion that Sparky would be the perfect babysitter according to any kid.....

The house might be trashed when you get home, and now way would the kids have followed the normal rules of the house, but I bet they'd beg for Sparky to babysit every time.....
 
I am so fertile I think that if we had phone sex I would get pregnant! Sorry, but no more children for me. YOu can borrow mine if you wish (*chuckle). Looks like a couple will bear your children so looks like you are all set anyways!
 
MorningGirl?

You have no idea how right you are.

But - the house does not get trashed - in as much as we can't make it right before the parents return.

I have 3 sons - from 18 down to 1 and just (nearly) as important - jeesh I've lost count, hold on - counting now - 11 neices and nephews.

Man I love my kids. I am a kid.
 
Same here, Sparky!

I've got a nephew and a niece, and I have a blast when I'm with them. It sometimes takes us hours to clean up when we're finished!

Toys, videos, food... all over the place! :D

My brother gets to raise 'em... I get to spoil 'em!
 
doctor_insanus said:
Same here, Sparky!

I've got a nephew and a niece, and I have a blast when I'm with them. It sometimes takes us hours to clean up when we're finished!

Toys, videos, food... all over the place! :D

My brother gets to raise 'em... I get to spoil 'em!

No, No, No.... you have to teach them the correct terminology....

Ask my nephew if I spoil him and he'll tell you. "No, I'm well-loved."
 
come to me doc!

let Sparky mess the kids ups.. who wants sane kids anyway.. :)
 
I just love seeing my name at the top of the boards, so I'll just give this sucker a little...

*kick*

I'm such a self-centered bastard...

:D
 
pfff.. I can hit 1200 like that too.. :D

But I get it.. you just wanna know from every woman on the board if they'll have sex with you..

That's a good excuse.. ;)
 
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