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I would piss on his feet while high giving him at the urinal.
Would you fist, bukkake, anally violate, piss on just high 5 the person above you?
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I would piss on his feet while high giving him at the urinal.
Scentofawoman
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Bwhahahah
I'd do the first 4 while giving myself a high
I'd do the first 4 while giving myself a high
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I'd bukkake her. Yes, I know there's only one of me. I'd high five her afterwards.
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now thats funny.....lmao
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You would pass out from dehydration before you even tried to take a piss. That is where I come in. I would drink a can of pineapple juice and piss on you while singing Hawaii 5-0 theme song.
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Maybe it's more about careful planning, stamina, and method of administration
I can be creative.
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Maybe it's more about careful planning, stamina, and method of administration
I can be creative.
Method of administration? You make a fist, grunt an pray you don't rip something.
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Geeze. How about just a simple howdy?I'm just a vanilla and happy with that., well with the whipped cream and chocolate added in somewhere...
By chocolate you mean shit right???? You can just say it. No code words in this thread.
I would shit on her because she clearly wants it.
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Lol! Reminds of what they said in the delivery room
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I would piss in her hair and donkey punch her
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You know what I meant..Delicious, dark chocolate meant for pouring all over a man's body and licking off, slowly. Where's your sense of romance and fun? Is this the BDSM.forum or the Playground?
You know what I meant..Delicious, dark chocolate meant for pouring all over a man's body and licking off, slowly. Where's your sense of romance and fun? Is this the BDSM.forum or the Playground?
Sounds like some one needs some bukkake
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Sounds like some one needs some bukkake
uh, what's bukkake?
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It's like getting a facial at a spa.
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I would hire a bunch of guys to gang rape his ass for posting awesome threads that crack me up!
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I would bend him over paint tits on his back and anally violate him.
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I thought bukkake was a group of guys...
how does one pick that if they are only one?
It is just me, isn't it?
how does one pick that if they are only one?
It is just me, isn't it?
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I thought bukkake was a group of guys...
how does one pick that if they are only one?
It is just me, isn't it?
Hmmm, just goes to show if you want anything done right you'll have to do it yourself...I'm pretty sure you'd have no problem wrangling a group of guys together to perform if needed...
Fist bump...What do you mean that wasn't a choice?...
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