Would you eat this apple?

Is this edible?

  • No way! Toss it!

    Votes: 4 19.0%
  • Sure, just bite into it. A little worm never hurt anyone.

    Votes: 6 28.6%
  • Use a really really sharp knife to dissect and inspect carefully before consumption.

    Votes: 11 52.4%

  • Total voters
    21

superlittlegirl

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I am trying to decide whether or not to eat this apple. Please advise, and elaborate if necessary.
 
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not a chance in hell

I bit into a worm in an apple ONCE. I didn't die formit, but it was nasty even thinking of it. YUCK!
 
Go with lexie, she's so smart.

(Cept she's posting instead of working for the last hour)
 
oh hush. i finished social psych, that's tomorrow. and i'm kinda doing spanish now. sorta. and after the test tomorrow then i can do biopsych until i can't stand it.
 
nevermind..

go with Lexies advice. She must have posted while I was attempting to look at the picture.
 
It has a little funnel shaped tunnel leading down into it. It looks like a larval creature has been burrowing about in there. It's kinda icky.
 
Oh sure!

A drop dead gorgeous erotic woman offers me an apple to eat and the next thing I'll be kicked out of the Garden...

Wink

Eat it! If it's too tart smear some peanut butter on before taking another bite. Cut the tunnel out with a knife and you can see how far down it goes.

:devil:
 
superlittlegirl said:
I am trying to decide whether or not to eat this apple. Please advise, and elaborate if necessary.

It depends did God tell you not to eat it. I remember what happened last time that happened.
 
Re: Re: Would you eat this apple?

(from "Adam and Eve" by Ani Difranco)

...i did not design this game
i did not name the stakes
i just happen to like apples
and i am not afraid of snakes...






SailorC272002 said:


It depends did God tell you not to eat it. I remember what happened last time that happened.
 
cumman said:
No. i don't eat green apples.


pst.. it's a granny smith apple (I think.. atleast that is what it looks like in the picture) It's supposed to be green ;)
 
Re: Re: Re: Would you eat this apple?

superlittlegirl said:
(from "Adam and Eve" by Ani Difranco)

...i did not design this game
i did not name the stakes
i just happen to like apples
and i am not afraid of snakes...







Yeah, that is how men got in trouble the first time.:)
 
The Real Issue...

...is not the worm.

The worm is a red herring.

Everyone knows that worms burrow out of apples, not in.

The real issue is the labour practices of the apple harvesters.

And that apple looks suspiciously Chilean to me.

How many of its apple friends have been disappeared?

Many fine Canadian apples are now hanging low, fullsome, juicy, sweet.....waiting to be plucked and sucked then bitten, ravaged....by you.

Thank you.

a message from the apple growers of canada.
 
Many fine Canadian apples are now hanging low, fullsome, juicy, sweet.....waiting to be plucked and sucked then bitten, ravaged

You are right about Freakygurl
 
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