Worst LOVING WIVES comments

[MillieDynamite]

"...and what do we call somebody who keeps fucking the zombie long after they realised it's dead?"

Zombiefucker, what else?

 

[Bramblethorn]

I saw one today in which the writer mentioned Elon Musk, and the commentator said, "Anonymousabout 6 hours ago
I gave chapter 1 five stars, this one I stopped reading when you named Elon Musk. He's a disgrace to the name of Nikola Tesla and I gave you one star and I'm thinking of never reading any story of you again."

Who knew that the mere mention of Elon Musk would be fatal to a story?

Not saying it'd automatically get a one-star from me, but it would certainly tip a bucket of cold water on the libido. Musk effectively falls under that "politics" category where people tend to have very strong feelings one way or the other.

 

[Bubo_bubo]

"...and what do we call somebody who keeps fucking the zombie long after they realised it's dead?"

Hey, don't kinkshame. And at least the zombie loves me for my brains.

 

[TarnishedPenny]

OTOH, if you can get your audience cheering along, you've probably done something right with the story!

So true!

 

[dmallord]

I've written just one LW story. It was an allegorical one about a man losing his first love, married another, got cuckolded, and how it left him suffering while growing old. My comments aren't too bad. Guess the vitriolic commenters were on vacation this month. I got a great comment on it also! But if anyone has any idea what these two mean, please let me know.

https://literotica.com/s/johnny-diamond-is-a-solitary-man

by Anonymous user on 08/28/2022

Although your stories are okay, they could be much better. Do you remember the episode of Mash when Radar was taking the writing course? Well Radar, you could learn from it. No offense, just my opinion.

by Anonymous user on 08/27/2022

It seemed like you spent too much time trying to be clever and forgot to write a coherent story that all could enjoy.

 

[Lovecraft_Lore]

Those people who post those types of comments are vile.

 

[ElectricBlue]

However …upon looking further just found this on the fifth part of a story.

“This story died four chapters ago, but like a decaying zombie it keeps coming back."

One wonders if the guy read all five chapters, then wrote the comment. If so, who's the brain dead guy?

 

[Imstillfun]

Oh my god. I love my loving wives commenters. Read my story “you only think you’re in control,”. Then read the comments. There are over 300 comments. They’re better than the story.

I get accused of cheating all the time.

 

[Bramblethorn]

I've written just one LW story. It was an allegorical one about a man losing his first love, married another, got cuckolded, and how it left him suffering while growing old. My comments aren't too bad. Guess the vitriolic commenters were on vacation this month. I got a great comment on it also! But if anyone has any idea what these two mean, please let me know.

https://literotica.com/s/johnny-diamond-is-a-solitary-man

by Anonymous user on 08/28/2022

Although your stories are okay, they could be much better. Do you remember the episode of Mash when Radar was taking the writing course? Well Radar, you could learn from it. No offense, just my opinion.

I guess you could watch the episode or read the Wiki summary, and try to figure out what the anon was getting at, but that seems like a lot of effort to decode a message from somebody who won't just say what they mean.

 

[dmallord]

I guess you could watch the episode or read the Wiki summary, and try to figure out what the anon was getting at, but that seems like a lot of effort to decode a message from somebody who won't just say what they mean.

Thanks for your thoughts.

I'm a diligent sort and did look up and read the episode's summary before making that comment. I still have no clue about the commenter's remarks.

The review stated Radar attempted to put some humor and other lively writing elements into the military's morning reports over the objections of his commander. [Morning reports are bland documents that specify company TOE, that's info about a unit's military state of readiness: troop numbers, incoming wounded, those outgoing, dead, captured, equipment losses, etc.]

Radar also collected anecdotal tales for the other actors, which played a part in his correspondence writing lessons. Radar paid $50.00 for a 'writing correspondence course' and used his current war situation as his resource for the learning process. The article noted: that Colonel Potter told Radar that he doesn't think much of his writing because it's so inauthentic. Potter tells Radar that the first rule of being a writer is: "Be yourself." Eventually, Radar gave up writing and turned to magic tricks.

I shake my head as I write now. The quip from the anonymous commenter still carries no 'grain of salt' as to what I should have done to make it better for that submitter. I don't intend to give up on writing, Lit doesn't have movies, and even if it did, I don't know any magic tricks to record for it.

So, I'm going to ignore it for now ... get a hot coffee, black, from the front burner, and move on to the story underway for a different category.

 

[Wilson Spalding]

Y'all have no idea, I promise. I have thousands of LW comments, and 95% of them are positive. The odd "n***** bitch" ones here and there. I saw this one yesterday on a story by Cagivagurl. I think there will be few contenders for worst nastygram:

"Anonymousabout 3 hours ago
After skimming through this piece of typical toxic feminazism, vagina girl has done it again. Anyone out there that thinks that the wife and the husband exactly the same thing is so full of shit that's why men really get upset when you c**** and do what you do, and why I sincerely believe that a cheating hole like this should get a face full of acid or get worked over with a razor blade. I'll say it again face full of acid or razor blade, then let's see how much cock you get. Despicable c**** whores that's all you are."

Holy shit.
That dude has serious problems. Like "Call the cops" type problems...

 

[Emilymcplugger]

Another corker from someone very angry…

“disgusting... these type of mentality couples are the dregs of society..they are the termites who slowly distabilise the foundations of society in the name of couples freedom! None of their marriages last or they actully dont have a marriage...just a sham of a marriage!”

Disgusting.



It’s a sex story board. What were they hoping for? Sleeping beauty?

 

[Emilymcplugger]

And they keep coming…

“Cuck should have known that the whore would want more.”

And this angry person who seems to have major issues…

“Thanks for continuing to prove the mental illness that resides in the mind of a closeted little cuck, who really doesnt give a shit about his wife nor her apparent lack of love and respect for him.

So lemme just fix this for ya skippy... Hotwife, Happy gay husband life.

Skank and homo, what could work out better!!!”

Jesus.

 

[RetroFan]

Not saying it'd automatically get a one-star from me, but it would certainly tip a bucket of cold water on the libido. Musk effectively falls under that "politics" category where people tend to have very strong feelings one way or the other.

That reminds me, one of my LW stories set off rants about Donald Trump in the comments section. The amusing thing was that Donald Trump was not mentioned in the story, which is set in South Australia, and completely irrelevant to the story.

Out of LW, I got some very angry feedback about my Romance story 'The Lost Hours With Annabelle' for spelling somebody's name wrong. In the story, the scenes in the past taking place in 1962, the two main characters listen to the one hit wonder 'Hey Baby' by Bruce Channel on the radio. The commenter was most upset that I accidentally spelled the singer's name 'Chanel' rather than 'Channel'. He was also very angry that the story had an open and mysterious end, when that was kind of the point of the story, which was in this year's April Fool's Contest.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

"I hope you and your wife die of AIDS."

And a bunch along the line others have posted.

 

[yowser]

I think my favorite is nowhere near as flowery, pungent, and brainless as some of the others you all have posted (and most of the truly raunchy ones have been deleted after the fact by admin.)

But someone took me to town for being a 'vile, cheating, miserable hotwife piece of shit' (I paraphrase, and the original post got deleted so cannot reproduce exactly) but then the poster read my profile, discovered I was male (story was in female first person POV) and issued the rare LW commentary apology:

Woops! Just checked your profile. Sorry about the "Lady"

Among other things, it established that I could convincingly tell a 'female' character story.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Thanks for your thoughts.

I'm a diligent sort and did look up and read the episode's summary before making that comment. I still have no clue about the commenter's remarks.

The review stated Radar attempted to put some humor and other lively writing elements into the military's morning reports over the objections of his commander. [Morning reports are bland documents that specify company TOE, that's info about a unit's military state of readiness: troop numbers, incoming wounded, those outgoing, dead, captured, equipment losses, etc.]

Radar also collected anecdotal tales for the other actors, which played a part in his correspondence writing lessons. Radar paid $50.00 for a 'writing correspondence course' and used his current war situation as his resource for the learning process. The article noted: that Colonel Potter told Radar that he doesn't think much of his writing because it's so inauthentic. Potter tells Radar that the first rule of being a writer is: "Be yourself." Eventually, Radar gave up writing and turned to magic tricks.

I shake my head as I write now. The quip from the anonymous commenter still carries no 'grain of salt' as to what I should have done to make it better for that submitter. I don't intend to give up on writing, Lit doesn't have movies, and even if it did, I don't know any magic tricks to record for it.

So, I'm going to ignore it for now ... get a hot coffee, black, from the front burner, and move on to the story underway for a different category.

Probably the critic of your work should take his own advice as he tried to be oh, so clever, in so doing, failed to make a point one could decipher.

 

[MajorRewrite]

One of my LW stories has 223 comments, including quite a few negative reviews. Unfortunately I delete the truly wacko comments and those would be the funny ones. All I can offer is this:

silentsound11 months ago
Yuck

It‘s so succinct!

 

[MillieDynamite]

It's bizarre cause his name sounds like an "Eau de Cologne" that would make you smell very masculine, like a horny bull moose

Bullwinkle emailed and said to say thanks to you. That is his cologne, and his a very bullish bull moose, so much so that it's part of his name. However, Squirrel emailed me and said that Bullwinkle has delusions of grandeur.

 

[RedLegoDragon]

I recently released my third story on Lit under the LW banner (it was either that or another EC, and I felt the story was more LW than EC), and have been amused to see it gather far, far more comments than my other two stories (99% short, simple, and negative.)

I take it from reading comments here on this thread that this is normal LW comment behaviour?

 

[Bubo_bubo]

If I understand well, the average LW commenter looks like this:
https://c.tenor.com/iEmsVcB2DGUAAAAC/elmo-burn-bitch.gif

 

[Emilymcplugger]

If I understand well, the average LW commenter looks like this:
https://c.tenor.com/iEmsVcB2DGUAAAAC/elmo-burn-bitch.gif

To be fair I found plenty of pleasant comments but the angry ones.

Oh, boy. They are evil Elmo.

 

[Emilymcplugger]

So I saw these two and they cracked me up.

The first was…

“Spontaneous convulsive vomiting
have a bucket full.”

And there was this hilarious reply

Anonymousover 1 year ago
Anonymous
Don’t you speak to Anonymous like that! The story sucks.

 

[TarnishedPenny]

"I hope you and your wife die of AIDS.l

There’s a classic verbal exchange from the British Parliament I think of every time I see such a comment:

You, sir, will certainly either die upon the gallows or of a social disease!

That depends, sir, upon whether I embrace your principles or your mistress!

 

[jomar]

Seems I was called a “goober gobbler” back in the day by anonymous on the LW