Worst Date Ever

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What Was Your Worst Date?

I looked through several pages in search, and couldn't find a thread like this, so here it goes.

What was your worst first date ever?

To protect the guilty, no actual names, please.
 
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Sadly, that was mine, too. Probably explains why we are now divorced.

Since I asked, I should probably share.

My first date with my ex-wife started off fine, but went down hill quickly.

First she complained about, my then, piece of shit car and how she didn't want to be seen it. So we took her car. I then made a comment about her attire, and she started crying. I took her out to dinner and she ordered 'just a salad'. We then got back to my place and she drank too much wine and started making out with me, which led to sex.

2 years later we were married, 4 years later we were divorced.
 
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