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ChemistryNine

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Perhaps a small penis is an evolutionary adaptation. Small cocked men are more likely to give oral sex to please her and most women think oral sex is better than intercourse so perhaps small cocks are more advanced. Anyway, I do love to lick pussy and it is the only sexual thing I am good at. Damn.
 
ChemistryNine said:
Perhaps a small penis is an evolutionary adaptation. Small cocked men are more likely to give oral sex to please her and most women think oral sex is better than intercourse so perhaps small cocks are more advanced. Anyway, I do love to lick pussy and it is the only sexual thing I am good at. Damn.

With a useless pin-dick you'd better be good at asslicking too, shortie.

Akasha
 
ChemistryNine said:
Perhaps a small penis is an evolutionary adaptation. Small cocked men are more likely to give oral sex to please her and most women think oral sex is better than intercourse so perhaps small cocks are more advanced.

Perhaps you need to look up the word "evoluntionary". If "small cocked men" engage only in oral sex and not intercourse, they don't reproduce. If you believe Darwin, this will cause all "small cocked men" to leave the gene pool.


subbie_333
 
ChemistryNine said:
most women think oral sex is better than intercourse.

Please can you show me where the statistics and research are for that blanket statement.

I have issues with their findings
 
shy slave said:
Please can you show me where the statistics and research are for that blanket statement.

I have issues with their findings

"Most women" would be SOL with me then.

Wait maybe that's why I'm alone! *epiphany*
 
Yep, Rosco. You are just too "unevolved" for most of us.
 
Why are you guys giving shyslave wrong information? :confused: Everybody knows SOL means "Sucking on Length." ;)
 
Are you sure it's not *Swallow Or Leave*

stirbird said:
Why are you guys giving shyslave wrong information? :confused: Everybody knows SOL means "Sucking on Length." ;)
 
Kajira Callista said:
shit outta luck

stirbird said:
Why are you guys giving shyslave wrong information? :confused: Everybody knows SOL means "Sucking on Length." ;)

Blushing Bottom said:
Are you sure it's not *Swallow Or Leave*

help me please.

I am just a poor. shy, sweet little subbie trying to make my way in this big bad BDSM world

I am so confused

What happens if in the real world someone used those initials, how would i know what to do?

Would I think they were out of luck, suck them or swallow all they had.

Please help this poor helpless, thick subbie.

Have a heart

:(
 
shy slave said:
help me please.

I am just a poor. shy, sweet little subbie trying to make my way in this big bad BDSM world

I am so confused

What happens if in the real world someone used those initials, how would i know what to do?

Would I think they were out of luck, suck them or swallow all they had.

Please help this poor helpless, thick subbie.

Have a heart

:(
it means shit outta luck...ask rosco he knows what it means.:)
 
shy slave said:
help me please.

I am just a poor. shy, sweet little subbie trying to make my way in this big bad BDSM world

I am so confused

What happens if in the real world someone used those initials, how would i know what to do?

Would I think they were out of luck, suck them or swallow all they had.

Please help this poor helpless, thick subbie.

Have a heart

:(

Ya mean when I told my girl it meant "stick it or lick it" I was wrong? :devil:
 
Kajira Callista said:

Thanks KC :)

I can be a happy person once again.

As for the rest of you including blu kat ............................. :p
 
shy slave said:
help me please.

I am just a poor. shy, sweet little subbie trying to make my way in this big bad BDSM world

:(

*cough* DON'T DO THAT TO ME WHEN I'M FIRST WAKING UP!

geez - the fibs!

Shy, my ass.

Oh, and KC is right, and everyone else is screwing with you. Having fun yet? :p

edited to add: I tell my kids that it means So Outta Luck. Cause sometimes I've been known to tell them that they're SOL, and they wanted to know what that means.
 
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