killallhippies
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nope. it was quite terrible.
and on tape.
and on tape.
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Much obliged. *tips cap*
C'mere.
you get locked in.
Now that is definitely pee. Some of it isn't pee, but if that isn't pee, fuck me.
you can cut worms in two and they'll live. i think they even regrow. not too sure on that one.
I tried to take the Internets Quiz, but it was blank.
Well, at least that came out of it.I went into one, got stuck, then emerged as a man. Weird shit, that. People pay shit tons of money in Thailand for that kind of transformation. Mine was absolutely free. Also, don't tell anyone here I am now a dude. I don't want to blow my cover as blobfish. Hey, I am making tamales. And drinking a pear cider.
You're so sexy when you talk Mexican.you're making tamales?! mmmmmmm.... i have tons of dried hot hatch chiles and guajillo chiles. i need to do a big pot of shredded beef for tamales.
you have a penis?! can i see it?
It's my belief that they can.Not true.
You're so sexy when you talk Mexican.
By the gods.
Shredded beef for tamales...
You are making my penis somehow swell up.
The only way your penis could swell is by bee sting.
You are so fucking lame... I'm just glad I'm not you.The only way your penis could swell is by bee sting.
You are so fucking lame... I'm just glad I'm not you.
That would be a nightmare.
try blood worms. those fuckers are creepy.
Now everyone wants to see my penis. Stop with the messages, people.