wormholes

I went into one, got stuck, then emerged as a man. Weird shit, that. People pay shit tons of money in Thailand for that kind of transformation. Mine was absolutely free. Also, don't tell anyone here I am now a dude. I don't want to blow my cover as blobfish. Hey, I am making tamales. And drinking a pear cider.
Well, at least that came out of it.
 
you're making tamales?! mmmmmmm.... i have tons of dried hot hatch chiles and guajillo chiles. i need to do a big pot of shredded beef for tamales.

you have a penis?! can i see it?
You're so sexy when you talk Mexican.

By the gods.

Shredded beef for tamales...

You are making my penis somehow swell up.
 
Now everyone wants to see my penis. Stop with the messages, people.
 
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