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really?
a thread?
I thought thread but went blurt, damn.
I went into one, got stuck, then emerged as a man. Weird shit, that. People pay shit tons of money in Thailand for that kind of transformation. Mine was absolutely free. Also, don't tell anyone here I am now a dude. I don't want to blow my cover as blobfish. Hey, I am making tamales. And drinking a pear cider.
I thought about putting IT in there but was worried it might get stuck or worse, turned into a 1/4 filled water balloon with a smiley face drawn on it.
i stole it, which i hear is all things are anymore.
you're making tamales?! mmmmmmm.... i have tons of dried hot hatch chiles and guajillo chiles. i need to do a big pot of shredded beef for tamales.
you have a penis?! can i see it?
you can cut worms in two and they'll live. i think they even regrow. not too sure on that one.
I shall stick my magic penis unit in your ear and whisper nice things to you.
I am using up carnitas from the freezer, making a red sauce from these generic red chiles someone gifted me. I always forget when I handle them not to touch my lady (I mean man) parts. Painful, it is. I am out of pear cider.
The one I have doesn't get used often enough, I don't need a second one
you can cut worms in two and they'll live. i think they even regrow. not too sure on that one.
not all of them. in fact, our worms aren't from here because the earthworms that originally inhabited the america's couldn't take to being plowed. they just fucking died.
or at least i remembering reading that somewhere awhile back, so... yeah. that's what i got. deal.
"Sausage Wars"
coming soon to A&E . . .
there will be no more looking for worm pictures.
cock fights! with tequila and betting.
I went into one, got stuck, then emerged as a man. Weird shit, that. People pay shit tons of money in Thailand for that kind of transformation. Mine was absolutely free. Also, don't tell anyone here I am now a dude. I don't want to blow my cover as blobfish. Hey, I am making tamales. And drinking a pear cider.
That's what we call it on UniVision
http://t3.***********/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQITF87ahCHN9FETkRGwZy0_W_r3QXSasoNk2ZupWCMBTiBoPfgXGTmRHGL1g
Sorry.
Wait. Anal?
have you ever been to a cock fight?
i saw one once in a porno.