wormholes

I went into one, got stuck, then emerged as a man. Weird shit, that. People pay shit tons of money in Thailand for that kind of transformation. Mine was absolutely free. Also, don't tell anyone here I am now a dude. I don't want to blow my cover as blobfish. Hey, I am making tamales. And drinking a pear cider.
 
I thought about putting IT in there but was worried it might get stuck or worse, turned into a 1/4 filled water balloon with a smiley face drawn on it.
 
really?

a thread?

I thought thread but went blurt, damn.

i stole it, which i hear is all things are anymore.

I went into one, got stuck, then emerged as a man. Weird shit, that. People pay shit tons of money in Thailand for that kind of transformation. Mine was absolutely free. Also, don't tell anyone here I am now a dude. I don't want to blow my cover as blobfish. Hey, I am making tamales. And drinking a pear cider.

you're making tamales?! mmmmmmm.... i have tons of dried hot hatch chiles and guajillo chiles. i need to do a big pot of shredded beef for tamales.

you have a penis?! can i see it?
 
I thought about putting IT in there but was worried it might get stuck or worse, turned into a 1/4 filled water balloon with a smiley face drawn on it.

you can cut worms in two and they'll live. i think they even regrow. not too sure on that one.
 
i stole it, which i hear is all things are anymore.



you're making tamales?! mmmmmmm.... i have tons of dried hot hatch chiles and guajillo chiles. i need to do a big pot of shredded beef for tamales.

you have a penis?! can i see it?

I shall stick my magic penis unit in your ear and whisper nice things to you.
I am using up carnitas from the freezer, making a red sauce from these generic red chiles someone gifted me. I always forget when I handle them not to touch my lady (I mean man) parts. Painful, it is. I am out of pear cider.
 
I shall stick my magic penis unit in your ear and whisper nice things to you.
I am using up carnitas from the freezer, making a red sauce from these generic red chiles someone gifted me. I always forget when I handle them not to touch my lady (I mean man) parts. Painful, it is. I am out of pear cider.

my ear just got happy. i bet you have sweet whispers. yes. rub your hands in garilc and lemon. sugar one lady told me. i don't think i've had pear cider. could you make an alcoholic peach cider?

The one I have doesn't get used often enough, I don't need a second one :eek:

they could have fights.
 
you can cut worms in two and they'll live. i think they even regrow. not too sure on that one.

not all of them. in fact, our worms aren't from here because the earthworms that originally inhabited the america's couldn't take to being plowed. they just fucking died.

or at least i remembering reading that somewhere awhile back, so... yeah. that's what i got. deal.
 
not all of them. in fact, our worms aren't from here because the earthworms that originally inhabited the america's couldn't take to being plowed. they just fucking died.

or at least i remembering reading that somewhere awhile back, so... yeah. that's what i got. deal.

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it hurt my eyes.
 
I went into one, got stuck, then emerged as a man. Weird shit, that. People pay shit tons of money in Thailand for that kind of transformation. Mine was absolutely free. Also, don't tell anyone here I am now a dude. I don't want to blow my cover as blobfish. Hey, I am making tamales. And drinking a pear cider.

Are you saying that I am your male persona? Well, I'll have you know that I never tasted pear cider, and I don't expect I ever will. I once drank a can of a Mexican soda called "Pearlax" which did not make me want a second can. As far as I'm concerned, pears are to be consumed in their solid state, and only Asian variety.

That said, I drank a very tasty peach cider from South Carolina while living in Georgia. It came in a glass jug with a carrying handle, and I drank it out of the jug while reading a book on American history. It was July, and the temperature had not dipped below 95 for some time. The local lake (actually a man-made reservoir) was so low that it would have been possible to walk twenty feet without getting your feet wet. It was a terrible drought that year.
 
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