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Starfish

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Shortest: "How to get hubby to submit to a threesome with you and your hot girl friend."

Longest: "How to get hubby to submit to your 12 inch strap on without throwing a fit, running away, hitting you, or even whining about it."



Your turn.
 
Damn....I am so tired I can't think of one single interesting thing to say! Except that I love you and think you rock!! LOL
 
Shortest: 'The Wonders of Making Toast'
Longest: 'The English Dictionary'
 
Shortest: What men know for sure about women.

Longest: What men don't know for sure about women.
 
Shortest: What men are really thinking.
Longest: What women are really thinking.
 
Shortest: What men really know about women.

Longest: Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus... et al...

Dr. John sure knows how to make a subject stretch out into endless sequels... lots of them too, dayumnit!
 
Short: How To Be A Suicide Bomber
Long: How To Convince Someone To Be A Suicide Bomber
 
Starfish said:
Shortest: "How to get hubby to submit to a threesome with you and your hot girl friend."

Longest: "How to get hubby to submit to your 12 inch strap on without throwing a fit, running away, hitting you, or even whining about it."

Shouldn't the longest be:

"How to convince your wife and her hot girlfriend to have a threesome with you."
 
Shortest - Why men love hearing about cuntal bleding

Longest - Starfish's diary of cuntal bleeding
 
All of these are sooooo good so far.


Zipman, are you trying to tell me something? ;)
 
Starfish said:
All of these are sooooo good so far.

Zipman, are you trying to tell me something? ;)

NNNNNNNOOOOOOO! I'm sure that he is not! LMAO :D

And are you back to normal yet? :eek:
 
Shortist

1st equal - Italian book of war heroes

- Great French rearguard actions.


Longest : Anything written by Texans!:D :D :D
 
Short:
All the Supermodels I've Shagged Senseless

Long:
All the Times I've Jacked Off to Thinking About Shagging Supermodels
 
Coolville said:
Short:
All the Supermodels I've Shagged Senseless

Long:
All the Times I've Jacked Off to Thinking About Shagging Supermodels



Damn! I think we all read (wrote) those!
 
short
Scots without a chip on their nationalistic shoulder

long
Scots who eat chips.

;)
 
Starfish said:
All of these are sooooo good so far.


Zipman, are you trying to tell me something? ;)


Nah, just having a little monday morning fun! ;) Besides, I think it would take a lot more than one Lit member that you don't even know to get you to stop your venting about cuntal bleeding.

And I for one would never infringe on your right to vent. :D
 
Coolville said:
short
Scots without a chip on their nationalistic shoulder

long
Scots who eat chips.

;)

Get it right man. We're the most balanced people on earth - we have a chip on both shoulders!:D
 
Long: Things my Dad predicted long time ago.
Short: Things my Dad predicted long time ago and I cared.
 
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