WOOF
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DarlingBri
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Could someone please let the cat out?
Madame Pandora
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LMAO
I love you guys.
MP
I love you guys.
MP
KillerMuffin
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Wonderful MP! Now love me a little to the left. Oooh yeah, that's the spot.
Madame Pandora
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OUCH! KM...what's that sharp thing?
Great. Now my tongue is bleeding...
MP
Great. Now my tongue is bleeding...
MP
Purple Haze
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This resembles a pack of dogs sniffin' butts.
WOOF!
WOOF!
KillerMuffin
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PH, get your nose out of my ass. It's cold. 
BrainyBeauty
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MP, et al
I feel that it is incumbent upon me to point out a few discrepancies in this thread and in your ideology.
But first: I want you to cease and desist with writing posts or creating threads and having lots of fun, in general, during the day. It is so unfair that you gals get to 'play and slay and lay' this board all day long while I am at work. I always come to the party too late. All the hors d'oeuvres are gone, the drinks are watered down and the best boys have left with the bimbos. T'aint fair. So, no more merry making until I can join you. No matter your time zone!!!
Secondly, I don't know about the rest of you ladies, but I am NOT a dog. In any sense of the word.
I am not warm and cuddly. I do not have a predilection for chasing little sticks. I do not fetch anything for anyone. I do not run with the pack. But I also do not bite or attack anyone in public. I reserve the right to do that in private.
On the other hand...
I do, however, have lots of hair. And I do shed. I have been known, on occasion, to enjoy sinking my teeth into a nice bone. I do slobber and hump men's legs in appreciation for an appropriate treat thrown my way including a fine dinner (chow) and a nice toy (Ferrari). I am loyal to my friends and loving to my human keeper (notice I didn't say master)
I am also not a snake or a spider or any other animal or anthropomorphic being. I am a woman sometimes and other times I am a girl-child. Strong and self sufficient and able to kick ass with the best of them. If I am to be any animal it would have been a tiger. Strong, beautiful, powerful, carnivorous, deadly.
I already feel humbled around MP and her bag of tricks. I cannot hold a candle to her. (and in my best Groucho Marx voice..."Although why anyone would hold a candle to her is beyond me.") Maybe for a better look? Anyway, we've got a mutual admiration society going on here. I think Whisper is the cat's meow too - and with age, she will come to realize that it merely wastes time to worry what anyone else thinks of her.
And now Darling Bri- you have proven yourself in a short amount of time to be a lady to be reckoned with and admired. I like what I see. And Kerrie - omigod. I had never seen your posts before - until recently- and have fast become your number 1 fan. You are hysterical and I crack up at almost every thing you have posted. And your stories? Cool beans!
Not sure if you two have seen this thread, http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=27231
but you need to check it out! Take the test and report back to us your scores. I am curious to see if you can truly keep pace with MP and myself!
I don't mind the moniker "Bitch" at all. I think we all wear it with pride. But, I must draw the line at dogs and dog pound. I mean - "People! You don't live in Cleveland!!!"
Can't we come up with something a little more creative to call ourselves? Let's put our considerable braintrust and talent together and come up with a cooler name. I'll toss out a few- with a leaning towards a porn site connection. Feel free to add your own:
Lit ladies who lunch
Lit ladies who launch missives
Smart Tarts
Perspicacious Pussies
Brilliant Babes
Creative Cookies
Shrewd Shrews
Wise Wordy Women (www)
Foaming at the Mouth Mavens (still too close to the rabid dog image, methinks)
Tits and 'Asstuteness' (one of my faves)
Bitchin Dissin Sassin Masters/Mistresses
Cock and bull detectors
Well, you gals get the idea. Any one of those would suit us better than dogs. As my bitchy friend MP would say, that's...
Just My Humble Opinion! LOL
Thanks for the inclusion. I am honored to be amongst such an elite and rockin' crowd. Oh and if you go with some name like Tawdry Tigers, we could include DCL since he already knows how to growl!
I feel that it is incumbent upon me to point out a few discrepancies in this thread and in your ideology.
But first: I want you to cease and desist with writing posts or creating threads and having lots of fun, in general, during the day. It is so unfair that you gals get to 'play and slay and lay' this board all day long while I am at work. I always come to the party too late. All the hors d'oeuvres are gone, the drinks are watered down and the best boys have left with the bimbos. T'aint fair. So, no more merry making until I can join you. No matter your time zone!!!
Secondly, I don't know about the rest of you ladies, but I am NOT a dog. In any sense of the word.
I am not warm and cuddly. I do not have a predilection for chasing little sticks. I do not fetch anything for anyone. I do not run with the pack. But I also do not bite or attack anyone in public. I reserve the right to do that in private.
On the other hand...
I do, however, have lots of hair. And I do shed. I have been known, on occasion, to enjoy sinking my teeth into a nice bone. I do slobber and hump men's legs in appreciation for an appropriate treat thrown my way including a fine dinner (chow) and a nice toy (Ferrari). I am loyal to my friends and loving to my human keeper (notice I didn't say master)
I am also not a snake or a spider or any other animal or anthropomorphic being. I am a woman sometimes and other times I am a girl-child. Strong and self sufficient and able to kick ass with the best of them. If I am to be any animal it would have been a tiger. Strong, beautiful, powerful, carnivorous, deadly.
I already feel humbled around MP and her bag of tricks. I cannot hold a candle to her. (and in my best Groucho Marx voice..."Although why anyone would hold a candle to her is beyond me.") Maybe for a better look? Anyway, we've got a mutual admiration society going on here. I think Whisper is the cat's meow too - and with age, she will come to realize that it merely wastes time to worry what anyone else thinks of her.
And now Darling Bri- you have proven yourself in a short amount of time to be a lady to be reckoned with and admired. I like what I see. And Kerrie - omigod. I had never seen your posts before - until recently- and have fast become your number 1 fan. You are hysterical and I crack up at almost every thing you have posted. And your stories? Cool beans!
Not sure if you two have seen this thread, http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=27231
but you need to check it out! Take the test and report back to us your scores. I am curious to see if you can truly keep pace with MP and myself!
I don't mind the moniker "Bitch" at all. I think we all wear it with pride. But, I must draw the line at dogs and dog pound. I mean - "People! You don't live in Cleveland!!!"
Can't we come up with something a little more creative to call ourselves? Let's put our considerable braintrust and talent together and come up with a cooler name. I'll toss out a few- with a leaning towards a porn site connection. Feel free to add your own:
Lit ladies who lunch
Lit ladies who launch missives
Smart Tarts
Perspicacious Pussies
Brilliant Babes
Creative Cookies
Shrewd Shrews
Wise Wordy Women (www)
Foaming at the Mouth Mavens (still too close to the rabid dog image, methinks)
Tits and 'Asstuteness' (one of my faves)
Bitchin Dissin Sassin Masters/Mistresses
Cock and bull detectors
Well, you gals get the idea. Any one of those would suit us better than dogs. As my bitchy friend MP would say, that's...
Just My Humble Opinion! LOL
Thanks for the inclusion. I am honored to be amongst such an elite and rockin' crowd. Oh and if you go with some name like Tawdry Tigers, we could include DCL since he already knows how to growl!
Juspar Emvan
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Lol, ladies, I'm just glad I ain't never pissed any of you off. Almost worth developing an intelect and intollerant attitude (not to mention ovaries, but then there's DCL) just to join this group.
bluntforcemama
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Baaa Baaaa!
CelestialBody
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Juspar Emvan
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Myst said:
LMFAO
Hey, that was my line. Interesting point though, does that make you anti 'the pack'? Or are you joining the metaphore in your own style?
