WOOF

[Madame Pandora]

This one should pretty much send Purple Haze into the hospital for good...

Wisper is back and I missed her like hell. There has been a significant lack of high-level estrogen since she deserted me. (with obvious exceptions)

Whisper, you know Kerrie, but have you met DarlingBri? She may choose not to woof, as it doesn't seem a terribly English sound, but the teeth are the same. Canine lungs.

Cheri? BrainyBeauty? I know you'll all out there.

WOOF with me gals and welcome her home.

MP

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Woof? There's woofing? Are high-fives out? How come no one told me! Someone should have told me. Woof. See, it doesn't work for me. Is it just for girls? Is it only for girls? Someone should have told me. What are guys supposed to do, go "Bark"? I want to be a cool kid, too. Roar. How was that? Roar? That good? No, reminds me of "I am Woman". Damn girls have all the best guttrual sounds taken. High Pitched Wail. There you. That's for me.

High Pitched Wail. Welcome home.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Yeah, welcome back WS My dear!!! WOof Woof wooooof!!

 

[DarlingBri]

"Woof"?

I do not woof, thank you. I do, however, bite. Why warn in advance?

Welcome back, Whisper. We've not really met, but I am under instructions to greet you, from Madame Pandora, no less. Therefore, you must be truly bitchy

--Bri

 

[Madame Pandora]

Dix,

You apparently missed the "No testosterone beyond this point" sign so I'll have to ask you to...

Oh. That’s right. I forgot about your condition. Yes, sorry, you're allowed in.

High Pitched Wail will be fine, honey. You YAWP in your own way, baby.

MP

 

[LittleRedDevil]

I would like to woof, if it's okay. So here you go!

Welcome back! WOOF!

 

[Guest]

DAMN I did not know you could JUST woof.

I thought ripping someone apart like the pack of wild dogs that you are, just because you do not like their posts, had to be done in order to WOOF.

Well damn you learn something new everyday.

 

[Madame Pandora]

Aww...lookie there...a trollie wollie in its natural habitat...

COWARDICE

And me without a sawed-off. Where's KM? I know SHE'S in the mood for huntin'!

MP

 

[Guest]

You are such an amusing little cunt, I get a kid out of you HAHAHAHA.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Ooooooh Jealousy rears it's ugly nasty little head. I wonder who we are? Hmmm little troll? Other than lunch that is.

Don't like our posts? Exercise your rights on the board and rip us up. C'mon, I double dawg dare ya. Oh right, you aren't intelligent enough to actually counter our opinions with anything more than your whining and crying. Why don't you just exit stage left like the scardy kitty you are before you get hurt.

Unlike you we don't whine, cry, or go running to the Great Den Mother to protect us from those mean ol' bitches. We tell it like it is. Sure, we do wish those posters who think posting a single word in a new thread every three seconds would grow a brain and a some consideration, but we know you aren't able to do that.

Why don't you trot back to your board where you can post your little "Yay! Look at me, aren't I great!" threads all day long. We, being sapient omnivores, require variety in our intellectual diets. Sugary sentiment rots teeth and pouting gives you gas. Shoo.

Woof woof on this.

 

[DarlingBri]

You know...

If you feel the need to hide your identity in order to call someone a cunt, you might consider that calling someone a cunt isn't something you should be doing in the first place.

Madame Pandora may not be the most gentle being since Bambi, but at least when she's obnoxious and out of order, she does it as Madame Pandora and not Guest: Gutless Wonder.

Its only a bulletin board; it's not like she can really reach out an slap you, you know. So why not just state your views as yourself and see what happens?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Fear takes many forms Darlin. Our little poster there is afraid we'll hurt it. After all we've hurt its feelings in the past and made it cry. Madame Pandora, rather like me, doesn't particularly care to take responsibility for someone else's feelings because they have tissue paper skin.

See our little troll there wants us to shut up and clap our hands everytime it posts something it thinks is remarkably witty, like, "Oh wow! I am just so cute! *tee hee* I figured out how to post a dollie!" We're supposed to fawn over its wonderfulness instead of seeing through its utter lack of substance.

It just doesn't realize that its opinion doesn't matter nearly as much to us as our opinion matters to it.

Call us bitches. Woof woof woof. Call us cunts, at least we don't think with ours.

 

[Madame Pandora]

KM, DB...thanks, gals, but let's face it...who are you defending me to?

And really, if you put it all on the table, I am kinda a cunt.

KM - I know it's tempting to assume the troll is Ambro, but I don't think Ambro trolls. Much as I don't care for him, he has his own style and he isn't afraid to express himself. He doesn't like me, but he doesn't shy away from telling me to go fuck myself, either. I think it's someone who likes to make everyone think it's Ambro. But then, it's a troll, so who knows.

Anyway...ignore the idiot. We were woofing here...

Where the fuck did Whisper go?

Oh...and LRD, you don't have to ask permission to woof. If you're a woofer and you know it then your fur will surely show it, so if you're a woofer and you know it, howl along.

MP

 

[KillerMuffin]

Of course its not Ambro. Knew that all along. The man actually has a job and can't post right now. See, I can do deductive reasoning.

 

[CreamyLady]

Being more arachnid than canine (or lupine) in nature, may I suggest paralyzing and restraining the prey, so that it may be sucked dry at leisure?

 

[Madame Pandora]

ROFL...sorry my mistake babe. I read between your lines wrong.

But you make them so close together...

WOOF

MP

 

[KillerMuffin]

Drat, I'm typing too fast again aren't I. Well stuff. And here I was just all excited as a puppy with two tails at having something to chew on. *sigh* The general morons frequenting the board lately have been boring as hell.

So.

Hows things?

 

[Whispersecret]

WOOF, back atcha, MP! Holy heck! A welcome back thread. I never really left, silly. I just sort of got caught up in my offline life, plus, I have to say, in true Dog Pound fashion, the board was just not interesting to me for a while.

Dixon, you were absent when the whole Dog Pound Thing was going down. In a nutshell and according to some, I’m a bitch who goes around pissing on everyone’s campfire when all they want to do is have fun. And anyone who utters an opinion about board etiquette or personal likes/dislikes, as I do, is an inmate of the Pound. We WOOF in solidarity.

Now, just to set the record straight, the Pound is not an exclusive clique. You don’t get invited to be a member. All that’s necessary is to WOOF after you make your point with wit and intelligence (and if necessary, back it up.) Oh, and you must refrain from simpering, vomiting sunshine and smiles 24/7, and following the herd. Rather, you must nip at the heels of the herd and attempt to drive them away from mediocrity.

And I disagree, Dix, the WOOF is very becoming on you. Makes me wanna assume the position. We’ve been looking for a stud to service us bitches anyway. Now grab me by the scruff of my neck and do that Dixon thang to me.

DarlingBri, I’m under similar orders, and since we both know MP, we’d better step to it! Pleasure to meetcha. I’m only a wanna-be bitch. I still care about what (some) others think of me, which I think keeps me from being a True Bitch. Let’s chat sometime on MS/IM or ICQ. (I prefer the former.)

 

[DarlingBri]

<adds one more chair to the table of intelligent and interesting people she'd like to have lunch with>

Well... that's six...

<g>

 

[Adoratrice]

Bow-wow-wow-yippieyo-yippie-ayyyy


It's not a woof....but I'm workin on it.

 

[Whispersecret]

You are such an amusing little cunt, I get a kid out of you HAHAHAHA.

Shoot, I'm always the last to know. MP's got a troll in the oven???

 

[Purple Haze]

I feel sorry for MP sometimes. Though she gets trolled a lot, it's never very imaginative or humorous. It's hard to say who the shiny happy person is with no balls and no brains, there's too many to pick from.

 

[April]

Yip?

I may not woof very well, but at least it's fun to watch the pack!

 

[Xander]

I cant believe someone hasn't said this already


"Who lead the dogs out....."

 

[April]

Watchit, bub! Or I'll bite you! Grrr.