PowerOfOne
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Emotional Needs
A man and woman are getting all snugly in bed.
The passion is heating up But then the lady
stops and says, "I don't feel like it,
I just want you to hold me."
The guy says, "WHAT??"
The lady explains that he must be in tune with
her emotional needs as a Woman.
Then he realizes that nothing is going to happen
tonight and he might as well deal with it. So the
next day the man takes her shopping at a big
department store. He walks around and has her try on
three very expensive outfits.
She can't decide. He tells his woman
to take all three of them.
Then they go over and get matching shoes worth
$200 each, then they go to the Jewelry Department
where she gets a set of diamond earrings.
The lady is so excited. She thinks her guy has
flipped out, but she does not care.
She goes for the tennis bracelet.
He says, "you don't even play tennis,
but OK if you like it then let's get it."
The woman is jumping up and down so
excited she cannot even believe
what is going on. She says, "I am ready to
go, lets go to the cash register."
The man stops and says, "No, I don't feel
like buying all this stuff now."
The woman's face goes blank.
He continues, "I just wanted
you to HOLD this stuff for a while."
The look on her face is indescribable
and she is about to explode.
The guy says, "You need to be in tune with my
financial needs as a Man."
A man and woman are getting all snugly in bed.
The passion is heating up But then the lady
stops and says, "I don't feel like it,
I just want you to hold me."
The guy says, "WHAT??"
The lady explains that he must be in tune with
her emotional needs as a Woman.
Then he realizes that nothing is going to happen
tonight and he might as well deal with it. So the
next day the man takes her shopping at a big
department store. He walks around and has her try on
three very expensive outfits.
She can't decide. He tells his woman
to take all three of them.
Then they go over and get matching shoes worth
$200 each, then they go to the Jewelry Department
where she gets a set of diamond earrings.
The lady is so excited. She thinks her guy has
flipped out, but she does not care.
She goes for the tennis bracelet.
He says, "you don't even play tennis,
but OK if you like it then let's get it."
The woman is jumping up and down so
excited she cannot even believe
what is going on. She says, "I am ready to
go, lets go to the cash register."
The man stops and says, "No, I don't feel
like buying all this stuff now."
The woman's face goes blank.
He continues, "I just wanted
you to HOLD this stuff for a while."
The look on her face is indescribable
and she is about to explode.
The guy says, "You need to be in tune with my
financial needs as a Man."
