Shylady
Not shy as I used to be!
- Joined
- May 25, 2000
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WOMEN'S ADVICE TO MEN
The reason why our bras don't always match our
underwear is because WE actually change our
underwear.
The next time you and your buddies joke about
armed women in combat, take a poll to see
which of you successfully aim at the toilet rim.
No, we're not impressed with your car -- it
takes no special skills to make car payments
each month.
Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
Our bedtime headaches are inversely proportional
to the number of baths you take.
We don't care if you hold the remote -- unlike
you however, we don't enjoy watching 27 seconds
of 117 different programs.
If only women gossip, how do you and your
friends keep track of "who's easy"?
When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
Don't insist that we "get off the damn phone"
and then not talk to us.
The reason why our bras don't always match our
underwear is because WE actually change our
underwear.
The next time you and your buddies joke about
armed women in combat, take a poll to see
which of you successfully aim at the toilet rim.
No, we're not impressed with your car -- it
takes no special skills to make car payments
each month.
Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
Our bedtime headaches are inversely proportional
to the number of baths you take.
We don't care if you hold the remote -- unlike
you however, we don't enjoy watching 27 seconds
of 117 different programs.
If only women gossip, how do you and your
friends keep track of "who's easy"?
When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
Don't insist that we "get off the damn phone"
and then not talk to us.
