HARDKOREBJ
sweet southern guy
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hi
who likes it.
[Edited by HARDKOREBJ on 01-02-2001 at 07:53 PM]
who likes it.
[Edited by HARDKOREBJ on 01-02-2001 at 07:53 PM]
WOMEN TELL ME HOW YOU MASTERBATE
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MysteryJKR
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maybe its just me, and maybe its not the case but the way i see both of these posts by this parson is that its just some kid wanting some detailed description of how to please a woman oraly and how women pleasure themselves for some jerk off material. *shrugs* or maybe its just me.
Madame Pandora
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Personally I don't know how to explain the fine arts of finger movements to someone who is still intimidated by the Shift key.
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poohlive
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How do women masturbate? Well, being as you asked very nicely, I'm not surprised at the answers you got. You know, there are some great stories on this site that would tell you more than any one, or two people could by just sitting you down and explaining it to you.
But, seeing as your a gusto guy, I think I should tell you how to masterbate. First, they put on sunglasses. Then, they go out to a nice stream. You need to pick a nice stream, because that's where the good bate is. Then you take a worm, or perhaps some other kind of bate. It doesn't really matter, but you need to pick only one, because you have to work on tis one type of bate for days and days before you can master it. Finally, you cast off, and wait for a fish.
If I were you though, I would just put the bate on the hook, and then throw it into the stream. I know what your thinking, what a waste of bate, but lwet me assured you, when you finally become the master of bate, it will seem all worth it.
Now that I look back, it seems as if we both spelled bate wrong, it's bait, with an I. Work with me here people.
But, seeing as your a gusto guy, I think I should tell you how to masterbate. First, they put on sunglasses. Then, they go out to a nice stream. You need to pick a nice stream, because that's where the good bate is. Then you take a worm, or perhaps some other kind of bate. It doesn't really matter, but you need to pick only one, because you have to work on tis one type of bate for days and days before you can master it. Finally, you cast off, and wait for a fish.
If I were you though, I would just put the bate on the hook, and then throw it into the stream. I know what your thinking, what a waste of bate, but lwet me assured you, when you finally become the master of bate, it will seem all worth it.
Now that I look back, it seems as if we both spelled bate wrong, it's bait, with an I. Work with me here people.
