Women Superheroes Needed!

[Dillinger]

Is your massive bosom disproportionate to your tiny waist?

If so...YOU MIGHT BE A SUPERHERO!!!

Please describe your superpowers here and provide your resume. Pictures optional, but welcome (especially of aforementioned "massive bosom").

 

[alexandraaah]

I thought you were jonesin' for a fix or something.

Of drugs, not women.

 

[Calamity Jane]

I thought you were jonesin' for a fix or something.

Of drugs, not women.

Forget the superheros... you've got the goddess that is Draaah posting to your thread.

 

[Never]

I can see through things.
Well, not quite, but I'm working on it. If a squint very hard at something I can see a bit into it.

 

[patient1]

Draah has super nipples(ask super little girl)

She might be a true heroine

 

[Dillinger]

Forget the superheros... you've got the goddess that is Draaah posting to your thread.

I am truly blessed - ever since that night in the back seat of the Corvette Ive been jonesin' for some more Draah lovin'.

 

[alexandraaah]

Forget the superheros... you've got the goddess that is Draaah posting to your thread.

I said I'd forget all about the grand you owe me, so you can stop kissing my ass now.

But if you'd like to come over and fuck me just for kicks, I'm game!

 

[Dillinger]

I can see through things.
Well, not quite, but I'm working on it. If a squint very hard at something I can see a bit into it.

You qualify for our Superhero in training program!!! Now... about that massive bosom?

 

[alexandraaah]

I am truly blessed - ever since that night in the back seat of the Corvette Ive been jonesin' for some more Draah lovin'.

I've already apologized for ditching you to sleep with the driver of your white limo, but I can't resist a man in uniform.

 

[Calamity Jane]

But if you'd like to come over and fuck me just for kicks, I'm game!

Speaking of which, I'm going to be in lockport the 8th 9th and 10th for a horse thing. Wanna come down for drinks with me and Saucy?

 

[sunstruck]

Did you call me? I'm pretty proportionate, but I do have super powers of a sort.

 

[Never]

Here you go Dilly:

 

[alexandraaah]

Speaking of which, I'm going to be in lockport the 8th 9th and 10th for a horse thing. Wanna come down for drinks with me and Saucy?

I'd love to! However, I'll have to figure out where Lockport is, because we Chicagoans don't feel the need to stray far from the city.

In fact, I didn't know there was anything else in Illinois BUT the city.

Is there?

 

[Dillinger]

I've already apologized for ditching you to sleep with the driver of your white limo, but I can't resist a man in uniform.

Next time I'll wear a uniform and maybe I'll get some of that superheroine bosom lovin' I'm a craving.

Gang of Four: I Love a Man in a Uniform

Time with my girl I spent it well
I had to be strong for my woman


>You must be joking
>Oh man you must be joking


She needed to be protected


The good life was so elusive
Handouts, they got me down
I had to regain my self respect
So I got into camoflauge


The girls they love to see you shoot


>I love a man in a uniform
>I love a man in a uniform
>I love a man in a uniform
>I love a man in a uniform


To have ambitions was my ambition
But I had nothing to show for my dreams
Time with my girl I spent it well


>You must be joking
>Oh man you must be joking


The good life was so elusive
Handouts, they got me down
I had to regain my confidence
So I got into camoflauge


The girls they love to see you shoot


>I love a man in a uniform
>I love a man in a uniform
>I love a man in a uniform
>I love a man in a uniform


I need an order
>Shoot shoot
I need an order
>Shoot shoot
I need an order
>Shoot shoot
I need an order
>Shoot shoot


To have ambition was my ambition
Time with my girl I spent it well


>You must be joking
>Oh man you must be joking


The girls they love to see you shoot
The girls they love to see you shoot


>I love a man in a uniform
>I love a man in a uniform


They love to see you shoot


>I love a man in a uniform


The girls they love to see you shoot


>I love a man in a uniform


They love to see you shoot
The girls they love to see you shoot


==>I love a man in a uniform
==They love to see you shoot
==>>Bang bang
==>>They love


The girls they love to see you shoot
>I love a man in a uniform

 

[Dillinger]

Here you go Dilly:

Great pic - I had to go to geocities to see it though, doesn't seem to be showing up on the page here.

WE HAVE A CONTENDER!

 

[Dillinger]

Did you call me? I'm pretty proportionate, but I do have super powers of a sort.

Please describe your super powers...

And - the proportionate thing can be fixed.

 

[alexandraaah]

I'll take your eye out with a single squirt!

 

[Never]

draaah, I've been told there's a series of natural cavern or something in that state.


Dilly, she's got the humongo breasts but she's an unknown. Perhaps you'd prrrefur a classic?

 

[Calamity Jane]

I'd love to! However, I'll have to figure out where Lockport is, because we Chicagoans don't feel the need to stray far from the city.

In fact, I didn't know there was anything else in Illinois BUT the city.

Is there?

According to mapquest, Lockport is about 45 minutes from Chicago. PM me your phone # again and I'll let you know what's goin on.

 

[Jim_Henson]

I'd love to! However, I'll have to figure out where Lockport is, because we Chicagoans don't feel the need to stray far from the city.

In fact, I didn't know there was anything else in Illinois BUT the city.

Is there?

When its a 2 hour drive and you can still see the buildings in daylight... you'll do fine.

 

[alexandraaah]

When its a 2 hour drive and you can still see the buildings in daylight... you'll do fine.

Why thank you, Mr. Kerouac.

 

[Jim_Henson]

an hour and a half to tinley park, doo-dah doo-dah

 

[alexandraaah]

an hour and a half to tinley park, doo-dah doo-dah

Gonna see Bowie sing Ziggy Stardust, oh the doo-dah-day!

 

[Dillinger]

Damn... this thread rocks! I'm glad I thought of it.

 

[sunstruck]

Please describe your super powers...

And - the proportionate thing can be fixed.

LOL Thank you but I like being able to walk upright. I like my proportions.

My superpowers include high speed bullshit detection, the ability to laugh at myself, cooking gormet meals with nothing but leftovers and condements and of course I give a killer blow job.