Women placing ads for muff divers?

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Do many women place ads on contact sites seeking guys who will perform no-strings attached-no reciprocation oral pleasure?

There is a discussion on this subject in a local community newspaper.

there must be loads of volunteers.
 
I love oral sex both giving and receiving but I definitely would not advertise for some stranger come to my home to pleasure me. That is just inviting potential rapists or even in extreme cases some guy who might kill me. No thanks!
 
My wife loves having her ass tongued and licked. I enjoy doing it to her but she feels I don't do it enough. And I admit it, I know I don't. Her lovers don't do it at all for her. So sometimes I think we need another man whose sole purpose in our marriage is to lick my wife's ass. Maybe once a week he comes by our place. My wife and the lucky guy adjourn to the bedroom. Then he licks her ass to her heart's content!!

Putting out an add to find a guy to provide this service would be interesting. And somewhat titillating. But she'd most likely never go for it.
 
My wife loves having her ass tongued and licked. I enjoy doing it to her but she feels I don't do it enough. And I admit it, I know I don't. Her lovers don't do it at all for her. So sometimes I think we need another man whose sole purpose in our marriage is to lick my wife's ass. Maybe once a week he comes by our place. My wife and the lucky guy adjourn to the bedroom. Then he licks her ass to her heart's content!!

Putting out an add to find a guy to provide this service would be interesting. And somewhat titillating. But she'd most likely never go for it.

Why not if she likes it so much?
 
Do many women place ads on contact sites seeking guys who will perform no-strings attached-no reciprocation oral pleasure?

There is a discussion on this subject in a local community newspaper.

there must be loads of volunteers.

I've actually been lucky enough to meet a few wonderful women for this. Best times ever!
 
Pussy Licking On Demand

I love oral sex both giving and receiving but I definitely would not advertise for some stranger come to my home to pleasure me. That is just inviting potential rapists or even in extreme cases some guy who might kill me. No thanks!

For your information:
I am always available for solo or multiple pussy-licking duties as required.
Groups or parties pleasurably catered for.
Sit-on-my-face a specialty.
No reciprocation required.
When if comes to fees, I will pay whatever I can afford.
 
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A Problem Of Tact

Do many women place ads on contact sites seeking guys who will perform no-strings attached-no reciprocation oral pleasure?

There is a discussion on this subject in a local community newspaper.

there must be loads of volunteers.

Please can you advise me, is it considered etiquette to lick a lady's pussy on a first date... or should I hold my impatience and wait?
 
Women that need to hunt must be ugly

If a woman has to place an add to find someone willing to munch her she must be pretty ugly and stupid. Even very average women should have no shortage of guys that they know that would love to go down on them. Advertising for sex is a game for losers. It is dangerous and foolish and indicates something is wrong with a person if they can't find sex partners among people that they know and trust.
 
hey...

If a woman has to place an add to find someone willing to munch her she must be pretty ugly and stupid. Even very average women should have no shortage of guys that they know that would love to go down on them. Advertising for sex is a game for losers. It is dangerous and foolish and indicates something is wrong with a person if they can't find sex partners among people that they know and trust.

So what does 'it' say about people who look at pictures of sexual acts and then talk shit about how much of that same act that they have done and how badly they wish they could be experiencing the same thing as the pic they are viewing?
I, myself suspect that 'it' says very much the same thing as your conclusions in your post, especially the part about "... and indicates something is wrong with a person if they can't sex partners among people that they know and trust."
 
My wife loves having her ass tongued and licked. I enjoy doing it to her but she feels I don't do it enough. And I admit it, I know I don't. Her lovers don't do it at all for her. So sometimes I think we need another man whose sole purpose in our marriage is to lick my wife's ass. Maybe once a week he comes by our place. My wife and the lucky guy adjourn to the bedroom. Then he licks her ass to her heart's content!!

Putting out an add to find a guy to provide this service would be interesting. And somewhat titillating. But she'd most likely never go for it.

Oh my, I would love to you and your wifes friend. I have a strong need to lick and worship ass and never need anything more as I cum as soon as my lips and tongue touch a round hole. I then have no need for myself other than to taste and hear her moans and feel her movement as I suck and lick and probe.
 
I’ve met 2 women
Both on fet life looking for this.
Both pretty

It wasn’t an anonymous interaction.
Lots of on line chatting
Met for coffee
One I met her husband first and he was present for every interaction
It was amazing

That sounds really hot. How did he react? I imagine he was ok with it if he was in the room. Was he excited by it? Did she just like variety?

Please share some details. ONLY if you are fine with sharing them.
 
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