Women are pretty, men are baboons...

[Ravenloft]

Does that sound about right?

Well even us baboons can be pretty too with the propper care! Heheh!

I assure you we are good for more than flinging shit!

 

[Angel]

Of course you are.

Til ya fuck up.


(Yes yes I know I know, ALL of you are not asshole pigs. Give me a few more days of breakup recovery and I will be off of my manhating kick.)

 

[scylis]

you human males... *shakes head* can't win, can you?

uhhh.. i mean "we", yeah.. i..i'm not an alien!!

 

[Iris]

Nah I've met men who I would consider beautiful for one reason or another. Do men object to being called beautiful?

 

[Ophelia]

You said it I am just gonna stand here and nod my head!

 

[Guest]

Does that sound about right?

Yes!

 

[El Toro]

Men are ugly as hell; I don't understand why some women are attracted to me, but I am extremely grateful that they are...

 

[Guest]

I R Baboon and my ass cheeks R red and pretty.

 

[Guest]

I R baboon and my ass cheeks R red and pretty.

 

[Guest]

I R Ravenloft and my ass cheeks R red and pretty.

 

[Ravenloft]

No, no, no, I powder MY bum, makes it all white...

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

Ummm Ravenloft You need to pick up your marbles that feel out of your head..

 

[riff]

Funny you should say this. In Russia, most women describe a man as "a little prettier than a monkey."

 

[Ravenloft]

NSW... I have all my marbles just fine! Just you watch it!

Riff... Monkey's can be pretty too! Can't they?!