Woman Charged With Abuse After Husband Dies From Bite Wounds

[Weird Harold]

From: MODESTO, Calif. — A woman was charged with elder abuse after her husband died from bites police say she inflicted during an argument.

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A recording of a 911 call made by Pratt includes his screams as his wife bit him repeatedly, Carter said. The argument was over his refusal to have sex with her, according to police.

When police responded to the 911 call, they found Kelli Pratt, 45, biting her husband, 65. She also tried to bite the officers, Carter said.

Kelli Pratt was arraigned on charges of elder abuse, domestic violence and assault on a police officer, prosecutor Carol Shipley said Friday.

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I can't believe the news-houds haven't already commented on this case.

Ladies, have you EVER been this horny? I was tempted to title this thread "Horny Maneater" but the actual news headline works as well.

 

[Jim_Henson]

So she bit her husband to death?

Shit, and I thought I was bad.

 

[scylis]

tastes like chicken.

 

[Weird Harold]

No comment from the ladies?

How about the lawyers then. Do you think she'll set a precedent for the "Excessively Horny Defense" or will they call it the "Lackanookee Defense?"

 

[Merelan]

Okay, I will bite... so to speak.

Nope, never been horny enough to literally bite. Though..... did she get the sex??? If so I might try it later.

 

[Weird Harold]

Though..... did she get the sex??? If so I might try it later.

Nope, and I can't say I really blame him -- I saw her on CNN and I don't think I would have had sex with her either.

 

[Draco]

Hey Mere...BITE ME...!!!

 

[Weird Harold]

Hey Mere...BITE ME...!!!

I'd make very sure she was sexually satisfied before I offered that particular invitation. At least until I find out just how widespread this horny maneater syndrome is.

 

[cutie pie]

Erotic biting is one thing. But this woman bit him like twenty times and he was not in the best of health from what I read (diabetes and other ailments). Wonder if she's related to Lorena Bobbitt???

 

[Weird Harold]

Wonder if she's related to Lorena Bobbitt???

I don't think so -- didn't Lorena get famous because she was getting more sex than she wanted? This is kind of mirror image situation.

 

[lilrosie lips]

Whats really sad is that if he wanted to have sex with her he might not have been able to .... Diabetes is a leading cause of physical impotence.... I think it can easily be said that the lady has issues?

 

[Guest]

send the bitch to sadaam.

 

[Siren]

 

[Weird Harold]

Sad Case, but most likely she will be hospitalized for her mental problems. She really does have a capacity problem.

Thanks for a serious answer, Siren, although I really wasn't looking for "serious" answers -- It's fairly obvious even to a layman that there is a serious mental problem involved in this case.

I just thought the "no sex" trigger for her collapse was something literoticans might be able to relate to.

 

[Nora]

Thanks Harold! I'm gonna email this story out to a couple of people as an um..subtle warning. <--- this is a joke, btw

 

[Siren]

 

[Ransom]

I hope an autopsy is performed because I think the man may have had a brain tumor. Granted, she did not look 45 years old and many men would not find her physically attractive. I also do not condone her biting him to death. However, I have far more health problems than this man, including diabetes, and I would never refuse sex no matter how bad I feel unless I was in a coma. She would have only had to ask me once.......biting would not have been necessary.



"Andrea Yates she is not"

 

[LRC]

Did the report mention if there was some fava beans and a nice chianti on the dinner table?

 

[Siren]

 

[LRC]