Wit & Nipples 🍒

[hotcpu]

That dude looks like he might actually eat me.

Like put me on a plate with some fries type eat me

Can I pass on being eaten by human version of shrek please? ( wait no the human version of shrek is Wayne Rooney… back in the day…and believe it or not I used to crush on him a lil )

Well I can't say I haven't thought about that body being devoured in other ways ...

 

[SpicyBean99]

I can understand why ... One of mine as well!

personally I just like the way my tattoos look here! I’m hopefully going to a tattoo convention next year in Edinburgh with the artist that did Bertie the bat! but fingers crossed I’ll have a few more by then!!

Tattoos are like therapy that I don’t mind paying for, without the need to disclose my life history

Well I can't say I haven't thought about that body being devoured in other ways ...

tell me more….

 

[SpicyBean99]

I’d let you in my swamp though

cover me in green and call me Fiona

 

[Switchem15]

cover me in green and call me Fiona

I’d prefer to cover you in something else that isn’t green x

 

[SpicyBean99]

(Fred slowly putting away the green makeup...)

Swap the makeup for paint instead….


…We can cover ourselves in it and fuck on top of a large empty canvas…


I’m sure it would sell for a pretty penny

 

[Celticlight]

Tattoos are like therapy that I don’t mind paying for, without the need to disclose my life history

Provides a much easier (and prettier) way of counting up how many therapy sessions you’ve had, too

 

[Switchem15]

personally I just like the way my tattoos look here! I’m hopefully going to a tattoo convention next year in Edinburgh with the artist that did Bertie the bat! but fingers crossed I’ll have a few more by then!!

Tattoos are like therapy that I don’t mind paying for, without the need to disclose my life history

tell me more….

Tattoos are absolutely therapy…the prep, the pain on the day, the healing process…all of it as an experience is therapy.

 

[justanormaldude87]

That dude looks like he might actually eat me.

Like put me on a plate with some fries type eat me

Can I pass on being eaten by human version of shrek please? ( wait no the human version of shrek is Wayne Rooney… back in the day…and believe it or not I used to crush on him a lil )

Have you seen a movie called Fresh? Or even better Raw?

I have far more interesting ways of wanting to eat you that’s for sure.

that don’t involve sautéing and steak knives.

Now Wayne Rooney is a choice makes me feel your chances of fancying a guy like me much higher let’s put it that way.

 

[SpicyBean99]

Provides a much easier (and prettier) way of counting up how many therapy sessions you’ve had, too

Quite literally

It’s a strange contradiction, really. I’ll tense up at the sight of a nurse with a needle, whilst I’m waiting to have my bloods done, yet I’ll sit perfectly still for four hours while someone scrapes ink into my sternum.

The silent equation in doctor/nurses heads always seems to end with: “You voluntarily endured that, but you’re nervous about a vial of blood?”



Like yes ma'am I absolutely am….

 

[SpicyBean99]

Tattoos are absolutely therapy…the prep, the pain on the day, the healing process…all of it as an experience is therapy.

You have half a blackout leg and multiple massive tattoos… you’re like the final boss of pain therapy

 

[Celticlight]

Quite literally

It’s a strange contradiction, really. I’ll tense up at the sight of a nurse with a needle, whilst I’m waiting to have my bloods done, yet I’ll sit perfectly still for four hours while someone scrapes ink into my sternum.

The silent equation in doctor/nurses heads always seems to end with: “You voluntarily endured that, but you’re nervous about a vial of blood?”



Like yes ma'am I absolutely am….

I’ve never actually had a tattoo, but I can imagine me being 100% the same - I’m a mess having blood taken from me (I’d share stories but it’s just embarrassing ), yet when I picture a tattoo it does feel more ‘yep, bring it on… ‘

And absolutely, I’ll bet the medics are looking at you thinking ‘really, I mean no offence but, you of all people…?’. But I totally get the distinction, for what it’s worth!

* not yet, anyway - definitely up for being persuaded.. and you make a very fine sales pitch, orally and visually, I have to say

 

[naughySoul]

If you enjoyed that, you’ll probably want to see a video version right?

These have actually been seen by a few of you already but, I have newbies that deserve to see it too

Enjoy.



https://vlix.io/video/cd9dcb04f78427272733/

This is incredibly joyful to watch. Yet so erotic and sexy!

 

[Switchem15]

You have half a blackout leg and multiple massive tattoos… you’re like the final boss of pain therapy

there’s more to come still too…you’ll have to help me name lizzies sister once the inks in

 

[liqueur]

I'd like a tattoo on my ass cheeks:

Delivery Person: Use Rear Entrance

Or something like that

 

[SpicyBean99]

I’ve never actually had a tattoo, but I can imagine me being 100% the same - I’m a mess having blood taken from me (I’d share stories but it’s just embarrassing ), yet when I picture a tattoo it does feel more ‘yep, bring it on… ‘

And absolutely, I’ll bet the medics are looking at you thinking ‘really, I mean no offence but, you of all people…?’. But I totally get the distinction, for what it’s worth!

* not yet, anyway - definitely up for being persuaded.. and you make a very fine sales pitch, orally and visually, I have to say

Hahaha!

yes, the irony isn’t lost on me… it’s a conversation the comes up a LOT!

As is: “omg did they hurt?” “Look at this new tattoo idea I’ve got, do you think it will hurt?” It’s endearing but also entertaining for sure!

As for persuasion… consider this your warning:

I can be very convincing. I have my ways… And if you’re already halfway there in your mind, it’s only a matter of time before you’re lying on the table saying, “Actually, this isn’t so bad…”

Any idea of what you’d like to get?

Half of it is actually finding something that resonates with you/looks super fucking cool, and booking that appointment!

 

[Azuldrgon]

Hahaha!

yes, the irony isn’t lost on me… it’s a conversation the comes up a LOT!

As is: “omg did they hurt?” “Look at this new tattoo idea I’ve got, do you think it will hurt?” It’s endearing but also entertaining for sure!

As for persuasion… consider this your warning:

I can be vert convincing. I have my ways… And if you’re already halfway there in your mind, it’s only a matter of time before you’re lying on the table saying, “Actually, this isn’t so bad…”

Any idea of what you’d like to get?

Half of it is actually finding something that resonates with you/looks super fucking cool, and booking that appointment!

I have thought about getting tattoos in the past.
Most of the time, I have an idea, but I'm broke.
Every time I'm not broke, I don't think about it.
Now, I have no idea what I would get if I did.

 

[SpicyBean99]

I'd like a tattoo on my ass cheeks:

Delivery Person: Use Rear Entrance

Or something like that

Or getting a W on each butt cheek?

Because everytime you bend over…. People would be well and truly… WOWed

 

[SpicyBean99]

I have thought about getting tattoos in the past.
Most of the time, I have an idea, but I'm broke.
Every time I'm not broke, I don't think about it.
Now, I have no idea what I would get if I did.

That’s the catch.

Tattoos can be quite spenny!

But it’s also one of those things that if you well and truly wanted one, you would put some dollar aside for it!

I have unfortunately been known to put aside £ to JUST to cover a tattoo from savings….but I’m irresponsible. Don’t take any advice from me… ever

 

[hotcpu]

Hahaha!

yes, the irony isn’t lost on me… it’s a conversation the comes up a LOT!

As is: “omg did they hurt?” “Look at this new tattoo idea I’ve got, do you think it will hurt?” It’s endearing but also entertaining for sure!

As for persuasion… consider this your warning:

I can be very convincing. I have my ways… And if you’re already halfway there in your mind, it’s only a matter of time before you’re lying on the table saying, “Actually, this isn’t so bad…”

Any idea of what you’d like to get?

Half of it is actually finding something that resonates with you/looks super fucking cool, and booking that appointment!

I can imagine the powers of persuasion that have been developed in that mind of yours

 

[Azuldrgon]

That’s the catch.

Tattoos can be quite spenny!

But it’s also one of those things that if you well and truly wanted one, you would put some dollar aside for it!

I have unfortunately been known to put aside £ to JUST to cover a tattoo from savings….but I’m irresponsible. Don’t take any advice from me… ever

I could see you persuading me to do that.

 

[justanormaldude87]

I seem to have said the wrong thing and received my first two angry reactions. It’s a sad day for J today. I feel as though it’s a little cliquey here, more so even than it was back in 2020-2023 Alls I mentioned was that making snide and rude comments about others could be hurtful. And evidently “those” people didn’t agree with me. What more can be done.

Or getting a W on each butt cheek?

Because everytime you bend over…. People would be well and truly… WOWed

this is epic. You could even get: “parking bay down here” with an arrow

Bit trashy that one tho.

When I was at uni it was all the craze for girls to get tramp stamps and ice seen some funny ones in my time.

 

[SpicyBean99]

I seem to have said the wrong thing and received my first two angry reactions. It’s a sad day for J today. I feel as though it’s a little cliquey here, more so even than it was back in 2020-2023 Alls I mentioned was that making snide and rude comments about others could be hurtful. And evidently “those” people didn’t agree with me. What more can be done.

this is epic. You could even get: “parking bay down here” with an arrow

Bit trashy that one tho.

When I was at uni it was all the craze for girls to get tramp stamps and ice seen some funny ones in my time.

It’s all gravy baby!

I can’t speak on what it was like back then (the first time I found lit was on a library computer when I'm was a teenager ) but I do agree on the ‘cliqueiness’? Maybe.

However, I haven’t been here too long, I started posting regularly maybe march? And started this thread in February! Not as many people have had the chance to get to know me. Those who want too, will.

And when they do, they’ll learn that maybe things aren’t always as black and white as they’ve been painted out to be.

Those of you that have spent time talking to me, about everything not just the colour panties I’m wearing; and those that I’ve dmd and shared personal experiences with will understand.

This is my little corner of the internet to share and have fun. None of it is about jealousy, competition or drama. I can be a little opinionated yes, but I do warn you J being a white knight doesn’t often help. It’ll probably get me in some sort of trouble, and we don’t want that! I don’t want any more stirring, message passing, or postings in my thread to do with it!

 

[liqueur]

Or getting a W on each butt cheek?

Because everytime you bend over…. People would be well and truly… WOWed

Hah! My first out-loud laugh of the day

 

[SpicyBean99]

Hah! My first out-loud laugh of the day

Yessss!

I gave myself a pat on the back for the privilege

 

[NoObjection]

I’m also hyper sensitive. I totally get you my friend.

Extremely so.

And meant to be on anti anxiety meds too. (Emphasis on “meant” they turn me into a zombie.)

I have disappeared before but then I get back and I feel behind… this is my place to escape too and I don’t like having negativity here whatsoever people sometimes have a habit of misunderstanding me.

I sent you a pm

Good morning my love.
It’s 11:00 am here
Good afternoon
It’s 4:00 pm there, I believe.
If you ever want to chat about anxiety, DM me. When I get your DM I will become very anxious.