Wit & Nipples 🍒

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Im drooling.

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You actually look edible.
That dude looks like he might actually eat me.

Like put me on a plate with some fries type eat me 😂

Can I pass on being eaten by human version of shrek please? ( wait no the human version of shrek is Wayne Rooney… back in the day…and believe it or not I used to crush on him a lil 😂)
 
That dude looks like he might actually eat me.

Like put me on a plate with some fries type eat me 😂

Can I pass on being eaten by human version of shrek please? ( wait no the human version of shrek is Wayne Rooney… back in the day…and believe it or not I used to crush on him a lil 😂)
(Fred slowly putting away the green makeup...)
 
That dude looks like he might actually eat me.

Like put me on a plate with some fries type eat me 😂

Can I pass on being eaten by human version of shrek please? ( wait no the human version of shrek is Wayne Rooney… back in the day…and believe it or not I used to crush on him a lil 😂)
I’d let you in my swamp though 👀😉🤣
 
That dude looks like he might actually eat me.

Like put me on a plate with some fries type eat me 😂

Can I pass on being eaten by human version of shrek please? ( wait no the human version of shrek is Wayne Rooney… back in the day…and believe it or not I used to crush on him a lil 😂)
Well I can't say I haven't thought about that body being devoured in other ways ... ;) ;)
 
I can understand why ... One of mine as well!
😍😍 personally I just like the way my tattoos look here! I’m hopefully going to a tattoo convention next year in Edinburgh with the artist that did Bertie the bat! 🦇 but fingers crossed I’ll have a few more by then!!

Tattoos are like therapy that I don’t mind paying for, without the need to disclose my life history ;)
Well I can't say I haven't thought about that body being devoured in other ways ... ;) ;)
tell me more…. 😏
 
Tattoos are like therapy that I don’t mind paying for, without the need to disclose my life history ;)
Provides a much easier (and prettier) way of counting up how many therapy sessions you’ve had, too :p
 
😍😍 personally I just like the way my tattoos look here! I’m hopefully going to a tattoo convention next year in Edinburgh with the artist that did Bertie the bat! 🦇 but fingers crossed I’ll have a few more by then!!

Tattoos are like therapy that I don’t mind paying for, without the need to disclose my life history ;)

tell me more…. 😏
Tattoos are absolutely therapy…the prep, the pain on the day, the healing process…all of it as an experience is therapy.
 
That dude looks like he might actually eat me.

Like put me on a plate with some fries type eat me 😂

Can I pass on being eaten by human version of shrek please? ( wait no the human version of shrek is Wayne Rooney… back in the day…and believe it or not I used to crush on him a lil 😂)
Have you seen a movie called Fresh? Or even better Raw?

I have far more interesting ways of wanting to eat you that’s for sure.

that don’t involve sautéing and steak knives.

Now Wayne Rooney is a choice 😂 makes me feel your chances of fancying a guy like me much higher let’s put it that way.
 
Provides a much easier (and prettier) way of counting up how many therapy sessions you’ve had, too :p
Quite literally 😂

It’s a strange contradiction, really. I’ll tense up at the sight of a nurse with a needle, whilst I’m waiting to have my bloods done, yet I’ll sit perfectly still for four hours while someone scrapes ink into my sternum.

The silent equation in doctor/nurses heads always seems to end with: “You voluntarily endured that, but you’re nervous about a vial of blood?”

😂

Like yes ma'am I absolutely am….
 
Quite literally 😂

It’s a strange contradiction, really. I’ll tense up at the sight of a nurse with a needle, whilst I’m waiting to have my bloods done, yet I’ll sit perfectly still for four hours while someone scrapes ink into my sternum.

The silent equation in doctor/nurses heads always seems to end with: “You voluntarily endured that, but you’re nervous about a vial of blood?”

😂

Like yes ma'am I absolutely am….
I’ve never actually had a tattoo, but I can imagine me being 100% the same - I’m a mess having blood taken from me (I’d share stories but it’s just embarrassing :D ), yet when I picture a tattoo it does feel more ‘yep, bring it on… ‘ :)

And absolutely, I’ll bet the medics are looking at you thinking ‘really, I mean no offence but, you of all people…?’. But I totally get the distinction, for what it’s worth!

* not yet, anyway - definitely up for being persuaded.. and you make a very fine sales pitch, orally and visually, I have to say
 
I’ve never actually had a tattoo, but I can imagine me being 100% the same - I’m a mess having blood taken from me (I’d share stories but it’s just embarrassing :D ), yet when I picture a tattoo it does feel more ‘yep, bring it on… ‘ :)

And absolutely, I’ll bet the medics are looking at you thinking ‘really, I mean no offence but, you of all people…?’. But I totally get the distinction, for what it’s worth!

* not yet, anyway - definitely up for being persuaded.. and you make a very fine sales pitch, orally and visually, I have to say
Hahaha!

yes, the irony isn’t lost on me… it’s a conversation the comes up a LOT!

As is: “omg did they hurt?” “Look at this new tattoo idea I’ve got, do you think it will hurt?” It’s endearing but also entertaining for sure!

As for persuasion… consider this your warning:

I can be very convincing. I have my ways… And if you’re already halfway there in your mind, it’s only a matter of time before you’re lying on the table saying, “Actually, this isn’t so bad…”

Any idea of what you’d like to get?

Half of it is actually finding something that resonates with you/looks super fucking cool, and booking that appointment!
 
Hahaha!

yes, the irony isn’t lost on me… it’s a conversation the comes up a LOT!

As is: “omg did they hurt?” “Look at this new tattoo idea I’ve got, do you think it will hurt?” It’s endearing but also entertaining for sure!

As for persuasion… consider this your warning:

I can be vert convincing. I have my ways… And if you’re already halfway there in your mind, it’s only a matter of time before you’re lying on the table saying, “Actually, this isn’t so bad…”

Any idea of what you’d like to get?

Half of it is actually finding something that resonates with you/looks super fucking cool, and booking that appointment!
I have thought about getting tattoos in the past.
Most of the time, I have an idea, but I'm broke.
Every time I'm not broke, I don't think about it.
Now, I have no idea what I would get if I did.
 
I have thought about getting tattoos in the past.
Most of the time, I have an idea, but I'm broke.
Every time I'm not broke, I don't think about it.
Now, I have no idea what I would get if I did.
That’s the catch.

Tattoos can be quite spenny!

But it’s also one of those things that if you well and truly wanted one, you would put some dollar aside for it!

I have unfortunately been known to put aside £ to JUST to cover a tattoo from savings….but I’m irresponsible. Don’t take any advice from me… ever 😂
 
Hahaha!

yes, the irony isn’t lost on me… it’s a conversation the comes up a LOT!

As is: “omg did they hurt?” “Look at this new tattoo idea I’ve got, do you think it will hurt?” It’s endearing but also entertaining for sure!

As for persuasion… consider this your warning:

I can be very convincing. I have my ways… And if you’re already halfway there in your mind, it’s only a matter of time before you’re lying on the table saying, “Actually, this isn’t so bad…”

Any idea of what you’d like to get?

Half of it is actually finding something that resonates with you/looks super fucking cool, and booking that appointment!
I can imagine the powers of persuasion that have been developed in that mind of yours ;) ;)
 
That’s the catch.

Tattoos can be quite spenny!

But it’s also one of those things that if you well and truly wanted one, you would put some dollar aside for it!

I have unfortunately been known to put aside £ to JUST to cover a tattoo from savings….but I’m irresponsible. Don’t take any advice from me… ever 😂
I could see you persuading me to do that. ;)
 
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