Wit & Nipples 🍒

Happy Sunday, beautiful people 😍 I’ve been inspired by food today, so food shall be the topic of the moment.

I could certainly win all of you over with my food, not just my brain, booty and boobs ;)

Oh and yes… those are my home made fried chicken tenders you can hear sizzling in that pan.

Let’s play…

You’ve got one night left on Earth and a personal chef is all yours to cook you up to three courses… literally anything you want. What are you gonna go for? Something nostalgic? Something decadent and filthy rich? A childhood fave?

And what’s your bottomless beverage? Cocktail, gin, holy water even?… your eternal refill awaits….

You also get your own personal entertainment for the evening. Remember you have ALL the choice in the world, absolutely no limits.
Gyoza to start. I want dipping sauce of real soy sauce, none of this mass produced rushed nonsense, and a chilli infused oil.

Cepelinai for main. All the trimmings. It’s a tough choice to pick just one, but this Baltic staple is in my top 3 for sure.

Lastly, some sort of melting chocolate bomb with a scoop of the finest pistachio gelato alongside it.

The bottomless drink would be pisco sour and I’d like a coffee following the meal.

Entertainment would be an acoustic set from every song in my top played playlist on Spotify at this very moment.
 
That's from an unpublished story (well just from the concept):

To be savored slowly… body to body, skin to skin.

First Course: Tease
Strawberries & Champagne

A seductive arrangement of fresh, ripe strawberries drizzled with a touch of acacia honey, nestled along the soft curves of her stomach and hips. Each berry begs to be plucked with the lips, its juice sweet and slightly tart — a prelude to deeper indulgence.

Served with:
A chilled flute of rosé champagne, delicate and sparkling, poured in slow, glistening trails over her collarbone to be sipped or kissed away.

Second Course: Temptation
Body Sushi & Wasabi Heat

A sensual display of premium sashimi and nigiri, artistically placed along the length of her torso and thighs. Silken slices of salmon, buttery tuna, and sweet prawn rest against her skin, absorbing the warmth of her body. A playful dab of wasabi near the navel adds a thrilling sting — to be tasted only by the daring.

Served with:
Sake, warm and earthy, sipped directly from the hollow at the base of her neck — the kappo, a vessel of heat and promise.

Third Course: Surrender
Chocolate Fondue & Whipped Cream Desire

Melted dark chocolate, rich and decadent, drizzled in fine lines across her chest and inner thighs. Dip fresh slices of banana, pear, and marshmallow into the warmth of her body — or simply use your fingers. Delicate clouds of vanilla whipped cream accent her curves, ready to be tasted, licked, or devoured.

Served with:
A glass of ruby port, velvety and bold, paired with dark berries placed like kisses along her collarbone.

Final Note:
No utensils necessary. Just mouth, hands, and the imagination. Take your time. Indulge in every bite, every curve, every breath. Let taste become touch — and touch become pleasure.
 
That's from an unpublished story (well just from the concept):

To be savored slowly… body to body, skin to skin.

First Course: Tease
Strawberries & Champagne

A seductive arrangement of fresh, ripe strawberries drizzled with a touch of acacia honey, nestled along the soft curves of her stomach and hips. Each berry begs to be plucked with the lips, its juice sweet and slightly tart — a prelude to deeper indulgence.

Served with:
A chilled flute of rosé champagne, delicate and sparkling, poured in slow, glistening trails over her collarbone to be sipped or kissed away.

Second Course: Temptation
Body Sushi & Wasabi Heat

A sensual display of premium sashimi and nigiri, artistically placed along the length of her torso and thighs. Silken slices of salmon, buttery tuna, and sweet prawn rest against her skin, absorbing the warmth of her body. A playful dab of wasabi near the navel adds a thrilling sting — to be tasted only by the daring.

Served with:
Sake, warm and earthy, sipped directly from the hollow at the base of her neck — the kappo, a vessel of heat and promise.

Third Course: Surrender
Chocolate Fondue & Whipped Cream Desire

Melted dark chocolate, rich and decadent, drizzled in fine lines across her chest and inner thighs. Dip fresh slices of banana, pear, and marshmallow into the warmth of her body — or simply use your fingers. Delicate clouds of vanilla whipped cream accent her curves, ready to be tasted, licked, or devoured.

Served with:
A glass of ruby port, velvety and bold, paired with dark berries placed like kisses along her collarbone.

Final Note:
No utensils necessary. Just mouth, hands, and the imagination. Take your time. Indulge in every bite, every curve, every breath. Let taste become touch — and touch become pleasure.
I love it but I prefer it when you DON’T use chat gpt, your spelling mistakes, language errors are all things that are actually endearing to me! (Not in a patronising way) It’s who you are…. But whilst we’re here I don’t mind laying down and being covered in sushi for you ;)
 
Gyoza to start. I want dipping sauce of real soy sauce, none of this mass produced rushed nonsense, and a chilli infused oil.

Cepelinai for main. All the trimmings. It’s a tough choice to pick just one, but this Baltic staple is in my top 3 for sure.

Lastly, some sort of melting chocolate bomb with a scoop of the finest pistachio gelato alongside it.

The bottomless drink would be pisco sour and I’d like a coffee following the meal.

Entertainment would be an acoustic set from every song in my top played playlist on Spotify at this very moment.
Fuck. God yes. I love gyoza! I like how you’ve kinda gone for two different style dumplings for your starter and main! The coffee following the meal is an absolute must! 😍
 
I love it but I prefer it when you DON’T use chat gpt, your spelling mistakes, language errors are all things that are actually endearing to me! (Not in a patronising way) It’s who you are…. But whilst we’re here I don’t mind laying down and being covered in sushi for you ;)
Basically it is from my story concept. And it is translated from German - with chatgtp but not created by chatgtp. 😉
 
Happy Sunday, beautiful people 😍 I’ve been inspired by food today, so food shall be the topic of the moment.

I could certainly win all of you over with my food, not just my brain, booty and boobs ;)

Oh and yes… those are my home made fried chicken tenders you can hear sizzling in that pan.

Let’s play…

You’ve got one night left on Earth and a personal chef is all yours to cook you up to three courses… literally anything you want. What are you gonna go for? Something nostalgic? Something decadent and filthy rich? A childhood fave?

And what’s your bottomless beverage? Cocktail, gin, holy water even?… your eternal refill awaits….

You also get your own personal entertainment for the evening. Remember you have ALL the choice in the world, absolutely no limits.
One night....
As much as I complain about my sex life...

I still would want my last night to be with my beautiful wife...

Start with lobster risotto with ala vodka sauce

Main dish home made manicotti with garlic bread

Dessert would be red velvet cheesecake and creme burle

And while eating with my wife our entertainment would be Boyz II Men live...the original 4 members
 
As just a casual observer, there is so much authenticity that oozes from this post, more than usual. Your regular fans, I am sure, have a lot more fun things verbalized but thought I'd share my thoughts for what they are worth 🙂 Cheers!
This is such a lovely comment, and I genuinely appreciate it. 🖤

It’s always nice to know the silent observers are enjoying my postings too! I do sometimes wonder who’s watching my thread from the sidelines, and when you comment it really does make my day! 😍
 
Happy Sunday, beautiful people 😍 I’ve been inspired by food today, so food shall be the topic of the moment.

I could certainly win all of you over with my food, not just my brain, booty and boobs ;)

Oh and yes… those are my home made fried chicken tenders you can hear sizzling in that pan.

Let’s play…

You’ve got one night left on Earth and a personal chef is all yours to cook you up to three courses… literally anything you want. What are you gonna go for? Something nostalgic? Something decadent and filthy rich? A childhood fave?

And what’s your bottomless beverage? Cocktail, gin, holy water even?… your eternal refill awaits….

You also get your own personal entertainment for the evening. Remember you have ALL the choice in the world, absolutely no limits.
Course 1: Mussels in a white wine butter sauce with a big crusty loaf of bread

Course 2: Short rib ravioli in a spicy cream sauce. Probably include some leeks in there for fun.

Course 3:Double cut bone in pork chop with caramelized apples and a Gouda has brown bake.

Drink would be a Jack and Coke with a lemon

Entertainment would be a Tyler Childers acoustic set. But I also wouldn’t mind a beautiful woman to keep me company ;)
 
Course 1: Mussels in a white wine butter sauce with a big crusty loaf of bread

Course 2: Short rib ravioli in a spicy cream sauce. Probably include some leeks in there for fun.

Course 3:Double cut bone in pork chop with caramelized apples and a Gouda has brown bake.

Drink would be a Jack and Coke with a lemon

Entertainment would be a Tyler Childers acoustic set. But I also wouldn’t mind a beautiful woman to keep me company ;)
All your’n by Tyler Childers was a song me and my ex used to call “our song”. :(

I think that an acoustic set with the food you’ve listed would be heavenly 😍😍
 
All your’n by Tyler Childers was a song me and my ex used to call “our song”. :(

I think that an acoustic set with the food you’ve listed would be heavenly 😍😍
Absolutely! I saw him live a few months and it was absolutely incredible. I would see him live every single day if I could
 
Happy Sunday, beautiful people 😍 I’ve been inspired by food today, so food shall be the topic of the moment.

I could certainly win all of you over with my food, not just my brain, booty and boobs ;)

Oh and yes… those are my home made fried chicken tenders you can hear sizzling in that pan.

Let’s play…

You’ve got one night left on Earth and a personal chef is all yours to cook you up to three courses… literally anything you want. What are you gonna go for? Something nostalgic? Something decadent and filthy rich? A childhood fave?

And what’s your bottomless beverage? Cocktail, gin, holy water even?… your eternal refill awaits….

You also get your own personal entertainment for the evening. Remember you have ALL the choice in the world, absolutely no limits.
Fuck....there's a Youtube series with this kind of thing with celebrities except no beverage and no sex that I know of.

Ok, I'll play.
First course has to be quesadillas. Cheese, Chicken with fresh made guacamole. Sour Cream also.
Second course. Chicken Fried Steak with mashed potatoes and veggies. Definite Nostalgia.
Third course. Brownie Sundae with vanilla ice cream and whipped cream.
Beverage to keep things nostalgic if freshly made iced tea with real sugar.

I guess that makes me more white trash in a way, but it was the first options that came to mind.

Entertainment....this will be different. I want snuggle time with @SpicyBean99.
Yeah, obviously I'd want the rest of the package also. But I want time to talk and hold her before we did anything to let the food digest and get to know more about her.
It would include giving her a full body massage for the work she did obviously because I want her to feel appreciated. 🫂🫂🫂
 
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I’m so grateful to all of you who enjoyed my audio ;) if I was to maybe record some more? What would you want to hear? Maybe one of my masturbation sessions? I think that could be quite hot…. I could use one of my vibrators so you can hear everything that’s happening in real time?… how wet I get, every time I have to pull the toy away because I’m getting too close? We could edge together? If anyone has any better ideas, well you know where to find me 😍

Oh and also fuck you to everyone who said the red was their favourite… you’ve got me seriously contemplating going back to this exact shade ^ 😳 hmmm….

The attached pics were used for a while as screensavers by…. Men who used to use my “other” site…if you know you know! Enjoy!

I’m so fucking horny today, so I hope you’re all going to be interesting 😍

Naked in bed.

Mirror titties
I like this even better than the sultry pictures. Sultry is hot. I like seeing happiness and fun better.
 
And your evening entertainment?

Loved your answer: going out in style 😍
Well the evening entertainment would indeed have to invilve you, our hostess. Perhaps with one of your all time favorite lovers..... puting on a show that lasts till sun up then as a final parting and kind gesture, perhaps inviting me in to play.
 
Happy Sunday, beautiful people 😍 I’ve been inspired by food today, so food shall be the topic of the moment.

I could certainly win all of you over with my food, not just my brain, booty and boobs ;)

Oh and yes… those are my home made fried chicken tenders you can hear sizzling in that pan.

Let’s play…

You’ve got one night left on Earth and a personal chef is all yours to cook you up to three courses… literally anything you want. What are you gonna go for? Something nostalgic? Something decadent and filthy rich? A childhood fave?

And what’s your bottomless beverage? Cocktail, gin, holy water even?… your eternal refill awaits….

You also get your own personal entertainment for the evening. Remember you have ALL the choice in the world, absolutely no limits.

A younger me, would have settled on Salmon, Mashed Potatoes and corn, with Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream and an unlimited Coca Cola Fountain.

But I think today, I'd definitely want Surf and Turf, so a Steak with my Salmon, with a Baked Potato and Broccoli. An appetizer would likely just be some fresh bread with olive oil. Dessert would be something light, like fresh Italian ice.

Dark N' Stormies or Rum and Coke would be the unlimited drink of choice.

But that's just one option, honestly it would depend on the moment, and could be completely different to this. But it's a great idea.
 
Evening deviants. 🖤🦇

Fuck this was a good weekend, long yes but good. I ended my Sunday watching Barbarian ( 2022 Horror movie ) which was pretty fucking decent. I gave it 4 and a half on Letterbox (movie rating app which I swear by) which for my standards is high! I love body gore, home invasion, final girl type films and so this one ticked a few of my boxes! It takes a lot for horror to impress/shock me. Blood alone won’t get me going, but if anyone’s watched Creep 1 & 2, that’s the kinda perfect mix of fuckery and creepiness alongside gore and insanely unique camera angles that I enjoy. Cinema tomorrow for 28 Years Later. ( basically only going to see Jodie Comer in action, fuck I fancied her in Killing Eve, well actually I crushed on both her AND Sandra Oh)

Anyway, enjoy a lil video of me dancing away in my old house, pre Bertie tattoo. I feel you’ll enjoy this one. (Ignore the ROYALLY embarrassing Snapchat filter, I went through a phase of lovingg the app a little too much!

Have a good day/evening my darlings. This girl is tired and needs sleep. 💤 🖤 (kisses head (s) rolls over, presses butt into you and begins to sore.

Dancing in my kitchen.
 
Evening deviants. 🖤🦇

Fuck this was a good weekend, long yes but good. I ended my Sunday watching Barbarian ( 2022 Horror movie ) which was pretty fucking decent. I gave it 4 and a half on Letterbox (movie rating app which I swear by) which for my standards is high! I love body gore, home invasion, final girl type films and so this one ticked a few of my boxes! It takes a lot for horror to impress/shock me. Blood alone won’t get me going, but if anyone’s watched Creep 1 & 2, that’s the kinda perfect mix of fuckery and creepiness alongside gore and insanely unique camera angles that I enjoy. Cinema tomorrow for 28 Years Later. ( basically only going to see Jodie Comer in action, fuck I fancied her in Killing Eve, well actually I crushed on both her AND Sandra Oh)

Anyway, enjoy a lil video of me dancing away in my old house, pre Bertie tattoo. I feel you’ll enjoy this one. (Ignore the ROYALLY embarrassing Snapchat filter, I went through a phase of lovingg the app a little too much!

Have a good day/evening my darlings. This girl is tired and needs sleep. 💤 🖤 (kisses head (s) rolls over, presses butt into you and begins to sore.

Dancing in my kitchen.
sweet dreams and maybe a wet one. Have a great week too.
 
Evening deviants. 🖤🦇

Fuck this was a good weekend, long yes but good. I ended my Sunday watching Barbarian ( 2022 Horror movie ) which was pretty fucking decent. I gave it 4 and a half on Letterbox (movie rating app which I swear by) which for my standards is high! I love body gore, home invasion, final girl type films and so this one ticked a few of my boxes! It takes a lot for horror to impress/shock me. Blood alone won’t get me going, but if anyone’s watched Creep 1 & 2, that’s the kinda perfect mix of fuckery and creepiness alongside gore and insanely unique camera angles that I enjoy. Cinema tomorrow for 28 Years Later. ( basically only going to see Jodie Comer in action, fuck I fancied her in Killing Eve, well actually I crushed on both her AND Sandra Oh)

Anyway, enjoy a lil video of me dancing away in my old house, pre Bertie tattoo. I feel you’ll enjoy this one. (Ignore the ROYALLY embarrassing Snapchat filter, I went through a phase of lovingg the app a little too much!

Have a good day/evening my darlings. This girl is tired and needs sleep. 💤 🖤 (kisses head (s) rolls over, presses butt into you and begins to sore.

Dancing in my kitchen.
Love the soundtrack to this one. Were you air guitar-ing left handed because that was your free hand or because you play left handed?
 
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