You can be as rough as you like with any part of me⊠not the nose thoughTheyâre so good for that⊠also great for snaking just under the waistband of jeans and shorts⊠oh and also really good for scratching ya nose
Wait.
Who said that?
Not me I donât pick my nose ever obviously.
( if used wrong when masturbating though⊠OUCH! )
Those look dangerous!
Scraping down my tense chest and tummy while you ride me?Theyâre so good for that⊠also great for snaking just under the waistband of jeans and shorts⊠oh and also really good for scratching ya nose
Thank you for sharing so much of yourself. Feels like we're all truly getting to know someone x You've packed an extraordinary amount into your life so far! Truly a life well lived. I'm jealous you can play the cello, such a beautiful instrument xRightâŠ. I think as much as I share myself with you there are parts you have no idea about and I think it could be fun for you to get to know me a lil better sooo⊠here goes nothingâŠ.
1. Who are you?
Hi, Iâm Bean. Writer, constant dreamer, occasional deviant, receptionist and sales person. I was adopted at six months old, after my birth mum spent her entire pregnancy injecting heroin. My childhood was shaped by a lot of love and a lil bit of well needed spicy trauma. I do however have severe trust issues because of that.
2. Random facts about me?
I play the cello and the piano
Speak two languages
Used to be a competitive swimmer
Can play Netball (like really fucking well)
I try to get my nails done most of the time.
Iâve had sex in most public places but none of them were ever as good as fucking on my dining room table. ( beach, forest hiking trail, toilet on the trainâŠ.bar/club toilet, I have also masturbate once at an empty skatepark for a videoâŠ.)
3. Whatâs something people assume about you thatâs dead wrong? That Iâm super confident. People that meet me tell me they envy my confidence. But⊠thatâs because I know how to carry myself, how to walk into a room like I belong in it. How to speak to people, strangers of all walks of life. But underneath that, I live with severe anxiety that claws at my thoughts. For most of my life, Iâve held this quiet, persistent belief that no matter what I do, someone else will always be better. Smarter. More wanted. More valid than I. And honestly Itâs taken me years to understand thatâs not truth, itâs conditioning. A voice I inherited, not one I chose. And silencing that voice isnât a one-time thing. Itâs something I do every single day. My confidence doesnât come from never doubting myself. It comes from knowing I will, and choosing to show up anyway.
3. What are some things youâve done with your life/have happened to you, that shaped who you are?
Fell in love with women. Coming out as bisexual was probably the thing that helped shape me the most. My first âcrazyâ sexual experience you could say was at the age of 18 when I was a unicorn for a couple. We watched Sense8 together, me sandwiched in between the two of them, one of them playing with my breasts; the other fingering my pussy. Theyâd cook for me, Iâd make cocktails; weâd share joints. The very first time we all fucked, her partner had stage fright and just sat on the sidelines. It was the first time a woman made me cum and Iâll never ever forget it. She was curvaceous, with long naturally ginger hair, beautiful breasts and a soft gentle voice. Fuck she was so fucking hot. I miss her.
Iâm currently studying forensic psychology with the open university, although I do technically have half a degree in criminology and psychology, though that degree isnât accredited by the BPS hence the change!
I used to be a competitive swimmer. Fun and cute story. I went to an all girls private school for most of my secondary years. They had a pool, and the year 7s had lessons. The trainer pulled my dad to the side and said: âsir your daughter is far too good to be doing lessons with the rest of the girls, we would like her to do try outs for the year 10&11 competitive team.â I did try outs and I got in. Within that same year I was swimming for my county doing heats all over the UK!
I have done the three peaks ( Yorkshire three, Pen-y-ghent, Whernside and Ingelborough!) we did it for charity and I finished 10 miles on a partially dislocated knee. I refused to quit. The length of the entire hike is 24 miles with a total elevation gain of 1585 meters. We did it in 8 and a half hours. I now am on a waiting list for full knee reconstruction surgery. Long story there if you want the rest you can dm me. But it was an incredible journey!
My grandad worked for the Latvian government but died in Tibet whilst working along side the Dalai lama. When he died, he requested a formal meeting with his family, so at the age of 4 I was blessed by the Dalai Lama and he gifted me a hand made silk scarf. Just think this is pretty epic!
Oh I have dyscalculia, basically in laymanâs terms, dyslexia but with numbers.
I just wroteâŠ. SO muchâŠ.. Iâm stopping nowView attachment 2550078
Iâm more of a Nelly Furtardo ManEater
They are.
Donât they make it hard for hygiene and normal bodily functions?
I am scared
They're very sexy. You have commanded everyone's attention. Well done @SpicyBean99
all of a sudden im feeling a little itchy
It is not surprising because this is the same story but firstly was a man point of view while the Nelly Furtado's version is itself the "Maneater" point of view.Iâm more of a Nelly Furtardo ManEater
As just a casual observer, there is so much authenticity that oozes from this post, more than usual. Your regular fans, I am sure, have a lot more fun things verbalized but thought I'd share my thoughts for what they are worthRightâŠ. I think as much as I share myself with you there are parts you have no idea about and I think it could be fun for you to get to know me a lil better sooo⊠here goes nothingâŠ.
1. Who are you?
Hi, Iâm Bean. Writer, constant dreamer, occasional deviant, receptionist and sales person. I was adopted at six months old, after my birth mum spent her entire pregnancy injecting heroin. My childhood was shaped by a lot of love and a lil bit of well needed spicy trauma. I do however have severe trust issues because of that.
2. Random facts about me?
I play the cello and the piano
Speak two languages
Used to be a competitive swimmer
Can play Netball (like really fucking well)
I try to get my nails done most of the time.
Iâve had sex in most public places but none of them were ever as good as fucking on my dining room table. ( beach, forest hiking trail, toilet on the trainâŠ.bar/club toilet, I have also masturbate once at an empty skatepark for a videoâŠ.)
3. Whatâs something people assume about you thatâs dead wrong? That Iâm super confident. People that meet me tell me they envy my confidence. But⊠thatâs because I know how to carry myself, how to walk into a room like I belong in it. How to speak to people, strangers of all walks of life. But underneath that, I live with severe anxiety that claws at my thoughts. For most of my life, Iâve held this quiet, persistent belief that no matter what I do, someone else will always be better. Smarter. More wanted. More valid than I. And honestly Itâs taken me years to understand thatâs not truth, itâs conditioning. A voice I inherited, not one I chose. And silencing that voice isnât a one-time thing. Itâs something I do every single day. My confidence doesnât come from never doubting myself. It comes from knowing I will, and choosing to show up anyway.
3. What are some things youâve done with your life/have happened to you, that shaped who you are?
Fell in love with women. Coming out as bisexual was probably the thing that helped shape me the most. My first âcrazyâ sexual experience you could say was at the age of 18 when I was a unicorn for a couple. We watched Sense8 together, me sandwiched in between the two of them, one of them playing with my breasts; the other fingering my pussy. Theyâd cook for me, Iâd make cocktails; weâd share joints. The very first time we all fucked, her partner had stage fright and just sat on the sidelines. It was the first time a woman made me cum and Iâll never ever forget it. She was curvaceous, with long naturally ginger hair, beautiful breasts and a soft gentle voice. Fuck she was so fucking hot. I miss her.
Iâm currently studying forensic psychology with the open university, although I do technically have half a degree in criminology and psychology, though that degree isnât accredited by the BPS hence the change!
I used to be a competitive swimmer. Fun and cute story. I went to an all girls private school for most of my secondary years. They had a pool, and the year 7s had lessons. The trainer pulled my dad to the side and said: âsir your daughter is far too good to be doing lessons with the rest of the girls, we would like her to do try outs for the year 10&11 competitive team.â I did try outs and I got in. Within that same year I was swimming for my county doing heats all over the UK!
I have done the three peaks ( Yorkshire three, Pen-y-ghent, Whernside and Ingelborough!) we did it for charity and I finished 10 miles on a partially dislocated knee. I refused to quit. The length of the entire hike is 24 miles with a total elevation gain of 1585 meters. We did it in 8 and a half hours. I now am on a waiting list for full knee reconstruction surgery. Long story there if you want the rest you can dm me. But it was an incredible journey!
My grandad worked for the Latvian government but died in Tibet whilst working along side the Dalai lama. When he died, he requested a formal meeting with his family, so at the age of 4 I was blessed by the Dalai Lama and he gifted me a hand made silk scarf. Just think this is pretty epic!
Oh I have dyscalculia, basically in laymanâs terms, dyslexia but with numbers.
I just wroteâŠ. SO muchâŠ.. Iâm stopping now
Cheers!How good
Iâve been inspired by food today, so food shall be the topic of the moment.First courseHappy Sunday, beautiful people
I could certainly win all of you over with my food, not just my brain, booty and boobs
Letâs playâŠ
Youâve got one night left on Earth and a personal chef is all yours to cook you up to three courses⊠literally anything you want. What are you gonna go for? Something nostalgic? Something decadent and filthy rich? A childhood fave?
And whatâs your bottomless beverage? Cocktail, gin, holy water even?⊠your eternal refill awaitsâŠ.
Gyoza to start. I want dipping sauce of real soy sauce, none of this mass produced rushed nonsense, and a chilli infused oil.Happy Sunday, beautiful people
I could certainly win all of you over with my food, not just my brain, booty and boobs
Oh and yes⊠those are my home made fried chicken tenders you can hear sizzling in that pan.
Letâs playâŠ
Youâve got one night left on Earth and a personal chef is all yours to cook you up to three courses⊠literally anything you want. What are you gonna go for? Something nostalgic? Something decadent and filthy rich? A childhood fave?
And whatâs your bottomless beverage? Cocktail, gin, holy water even?⊠your eternal refill awaitsâŠ.
You also get your own personal entertainment for the evening. Remember you have ALL the choice in the world, absolutely no limits.
I love it but I prefer it when you DONâT use chat gpt, your spelling mistakes, language errors are all things that are actually endearing to me! (Not in a patronising way) Itâs who you areâŠ. But whilst weâre here I donât mind laying down and being covered in sushi for you
Fuck. God yes. I love gyoza! I like how youâve kinda gone for two different style dumplings for your starter and main! The coffee following the meal is an absolute must!
Yeah, Iâm in my dumpling era right nowFuck. God yes. I love gyoza! I like how youâve kinda gone for two different style dumplings for your starter and main! The coffee following the meal is an absolute must!
Basically it is from my story concept. And it is translated from German - with chatgtp but not created by chatgtp.I love it but I prefer it when you DONâT use chat gpt, your spelling mistakes, language errors are all things that are actually endearing to me! (Not in a patronising way) Itâs who you areâŠ. But whilst weâre here I donât mind laying down and being covered in sushi for you
Perfection!Basically it is from my story concept. And it is translated from German - with chatgtp but not created by chatgtp.
One night....Happy Sunday, beautiful people
I could certainly win all of you over with my food, not just my brain, booty and boobs
Oh and yes⊠those are my home made fried chicken tenders you can hear sizzling in that pan.
Letâs playâŠ
Youâve got one night left on Earth and a personal chef is all yours to cook you up to three courses⊠literally anything you want. What are you gonna go for? Something nostalgic? Something decadent and filthy rich? A childhood fave?
And whatâs your bottomless beverage? Cocktail, gin, holy water even?⊠your eternal refill awaitsâŠ.
You also get your own personal entertainment for the evening. Remember you have ALL the choice in the world, absolutely no limits.
