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Cybmorg said:
Fuck yesssssā€¦ Iā€™m a sucker for being scratched to the point of blood on my back during. These would do a great job šŸ„°
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Theyā€™re so good for thatā€¦ also great for snaking just under the waistband of jeans and shortsā€¦ oh and also really good for scratching ya nose ;)

Wait.

Who said that?

Not me I donā€™t pick my nose ever obviously.

( if used wrong when masturbating thoughā€¦ OUCH! )
 
SpicyBean99 said:
Theyā€™re so good for thatā€¦ also great for snaking just under the waistband of jeans and shortsā€¦ oh and also really good for scratching ya nose ;)

Wait.

Who said that?

Not me I donā€™t pick my nose ever obviously.

( if used wrong when masturbating thoughā€¦ OUCH! )
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You can be as rough as you like with any part of meā€¦ not the nose though šŸ˜‚
 
SpicyBean99 said:
Rightā€¦. I think as much as I share myself with you there are parts you have no idea about and I think it could be fun for you to get to know me a lil better soooā€¦ here goes nothingā€¦.

1. Who are you?
Hi, Iā€™m Bean. Writer, constant dreamer, occasional deviant, receptionist and sales person. I was adopted at six months old, after my birth mum spent her entire pregnancy injecting heroin. My childhood was shaped by a lot of love and a lil bit of well needed spicy trauma. I do however have severe trust issues because of that.
2. Random facts about me?
I play the cello and the piano
Speak two languages
Used to be a competitive swimmer
Can play Netball (like really fucking well)
I try to get my nails done most of the time.
Iā€™ve had sex in most public places but none of them were ever as good as fucking on my dining room table. ( beach, forest hiking trail, toilet on the trainā€¦.bar/club toilet, I have also masturbate once at an empty skatepark for a videoā€¦.)
3. Whatā€™s something people assume about you thatā€™s dead wrong? That Iā€™m super confident. People that meet me tell me they envy my confidence. Butā€¦ thatā€™s because I know how to carry myself, how to walk into a room like I belong in it. How to speak to people, strangers of all walks of life. But underneath that, I live with severe anxiety that claws at my thoughts. For most of my life, Iā€™ve held this quiet, persistent belief that no matter what I do, someone else will always be better. Smarter. More wanted. More valid than I. And honestly Itā€™s taken me years to understand thatā€™s not truth, itā€™s conditioning. A voice I inherited, not one I chose. And silencing that voice isnā€™t a one-time thing. Itā€™s something I do every single day. My confidence doesnā€™t come from never doubting myself. It comes from knowing I will, and choosing to show up anyway.
3. What are some things youā€™ve done with your life/have happened to you, that shaped who you are?
Fell in love with women. Coming out as bisexual was probably the thing that helped shape me the most. My first ā€œcrazyā€ sexual experience you could say was at the age of 18 when I was a unicorn for a couple. We watched Sense8 together, me sandwiched in between the two of them, one of them playing with my breasts; the other fingering my pussy. Theyā€™d cook for me, Iā€™d make cocktails; weā€™d share joints. The very first time we all fucked, her partner had stage fright and just sat on the sidelines. It was the first time a woman made me cum and Iā€™ll never ever forget it. She was curvaceous, with long naturally ginger hair, beautiful breasts and a soft gentle voice. Fuck she was so fucking hot. I miss her.
Iā€™m currently studying forensic psychology with the open university, although I do technically have half a degree in criminology and psychology, though that degree isnā€™t accredited by the BPS hence the change!
I used to be a competitive swimmer. Fun and cute story. I went to an all girls private school for most of my secondary years. They had a pool, and the year 7s had lessons. The trainer pulled my dad to the side and said: ā€œsir your daughter is far too good to be doing lessons with the rest of the girls, we would like her to do try outs for the year 10&11 competitive team.ā€ I did try outs and I got in. Within that same year I was swimming for my county doing heats all over the UK!
I have done the three peaks ( Yorkshire three, Pen-y-ghent, Whernside and Ingelborough!) we did it for charity and I finished 10 miles on a partially dislocated knee. I refused to quit. The length of the entire hike is 24 miles with a total elevation gain of 1585 meters. We did it in 8 and a half hours. I now am on a waiting list for full knee reconstruction surgery. Long story there if you want the rest you can dm me. But it was an incredible journey!
My grandad worked for the Latvian government but died in Tibet whilst working along side the Dalai lama. When he died, he requested a formal meeting with his family, so at the age of 4 I was blessed by the Dalai Lama and he gifted me a hand made silk scarf. Just think this is pretty epic!
Oh I have dyscalculia, basically in laymanā€™s terms, dyslexia but with numbers. āœŒšŸ½

I just wroteā€¦. SO muchā€¦.. Iā€™m stopping now šŸ¤£šŸ¤£View attachment 2550078
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Thank you for sharing so much of yourself. Feels like we're all truly getting to know someone x You've packed an extraordinary amount into your life so far! Truly a life well lived. I'm jealous you can play the cello, such a beautiful instrument x
 
SpicyBean99 said:
Iā€™m more of a Nelly Furtardo ManEater ;)
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It is not surprising because this is the same story but firstly was a man point of view while the Nelly Furtado's version is itself the "Maneater" point of view.

Both of songs are great, you can dance on them but the message are different.

I can imagine the ego boosting version of the Nelly's version is more popular or attractive for the women but the real question is: is it a lifestyle or just the Maneater is searching for her dominant man and until she will have found her dominant man she just chewed some unlucky ones up?šŸ¤”
 
SpicyBean99 said:
Rightā€¦. I think as much as I share myself with you there are parts you have no idea about and I think it could be fun for you to get to know me a lil better soooā€¦ here goes nothingā€¦.

1. Who are you?
Hi, Iā€™m Bean. Writer, constant dreamer, occasional deviant, receptionist and sales person. I was adopted at six months old, after my birth mum spent her entire pregnancy injecting heroin. My childhood was shaped by a lot of love and a lil bit of well needed spicy trauma. I do however have severe trust issues because of that.
2. Random facts about me?
I play the cello and the piano
Speak two languages
Used to be a competitive swimmer
Can play Netball (like really fucking well)
I try to get my nails done most of the time.
Iā€™ve had sex in most public places but none of them were ever as good as fucking on my dining room table. ( beach, forest hiking trail, toilet on the trainā€¦.bar/club toilet, I have also masturbate once at an empty skatepark for a videoā€¦.)
3. Whatā€™s something people assume about you thatā€™s dead wrong? That Iā€™m super confident. People that meet me tell me they envy my confidence. Butā€¦ thatā€™s because I know how to carry myself, how to walk into a room like I belong in it. How to speak to people, strangers of all walks of life. But underneath that, I live with severe anxiety that claws at my thoughts. For most of my life, Iā€™ve held this quiet, persistent belief that no matter what I do, someone else will always be better. Smarter. More wanted. More valid than I. And honestly Itā€™s taken me years to understand thatā€™s not truth, itā€™s conditioning. A voice I inherited, not one I chose. And silencing that voice isnā€™t a one-time thing. Itā€™s something I do every single day. My confidence doesnā€™t come from never doubting myself. It comes from knowing I will, and choosing to show up anyway.
3. What are some things youā€™ve done with your life/have happened to you, that shaped who you are?
Fell in love with women. Coming out as bisexual was probably the thing that helped shape me the most. My first ā€œcrazyā€ sexual experience you could say was at the age of 18 when I was a unicorn for a couple. We watched Sense8 together, me sandwiched in between the two of them, one of them playing with my breasts; the other fingering my pussy. Theyā€™d cook for me, Iā€™d make cocktails; weā€™d share joints. The very first time we all fucked, her partner had stage fright and just sat on the sidelines. It was the first time a woman made me cum and Iā€™ll never ever forget it. She was curvaceous, with long naturally ginger hair, beautiful breasts and a soft gentle voice. Fuck she was so fucking hot. I miss her.
Iā€™m currently studying forensic psychology with the open university, although I do technically have half a degree in criminology and psychology, though that degree isnā€™t accredited by the BPS hence the change!
I used to be a competitive swimmer. Fun and cute story. I went to an all girls private school for most of my secondary years. They had a pool, and the year 7s had lessons. The trainer pulled my dad to the side and said: ā€œsir your daughter is far too good to be doing lessons with the rest of the girls, we would like her to do try outs for the year 10&11 competitive team.ā€ I did try outs and I got in. Within that same year I was swimming for my county doing heats all over the UK!
I have done the three peaks ( Yorkshire three, Pen-y-ghent, Whernside and Ingelborough!) we did it for charity and I finished 10 miles on a partially dislocated knee. I refused to quit. The length of the entire hike is 24 miles with a total elevation gain of 1585 meters. We did it in 8 and a half hours. I now am on a waiting list for full knee reconstruction surgery. Long story there if you want the rest you can dm me. But it was an incredible journey!
My grandad worked for the Latvian government but died in Tibet whilst working along side the Dalai lama. When he died, he requested a formal meeting with his family, so at the age of 4 I was blessed by the Dalai Lama and he gifted me a hand made silk scarf. Just think this is pretty epic!
Oh I have dyscalculia, basically in laymanā€™s terms, dyslexia but with numbers. āœŒšŸ½

I just wroteā€¦. SO muchā€¦.. Iā€™m stopping now šŸ¤£šŸ¤£View attachment 2550078
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As just a casual observer, there is so much authenticity that oozes from this post, more than usual. Your regular fans, I am sure, have a lot more fun things verbalized but thought I'd share my thoughts for what they are worth šŸ™‚ Cheers!
 
Happy Sunday, beautiful people šŸ˜ Iā€™ve been inspired by food today, so food shall be the topic of the moment.

I could certainly win all of you over with my food, not just my brain, booty and boobs ;)

Oh and yesā€¦ those are my home made fried chicken tenders you can hear sizzling in that pan.

Letā€™s playā€¦

Youā€™ve got one night left on Earth and a personal chef is all yours to cook you up to three coursesā€¦ literally anything you want. What are you gonna go for? Something nostalgic? Something decadent and filthy rich? A childhood fave?

And whatā€™s your bottomless beverage? Cocktail, gin, holy water even?ā€¦ your eternal refill awaitsā€¦.

You also get your own personal entertainment for the evening. Remember you have ALL the choice in the world, absolutely no limits.
 
SpicyBean99 said:
Happy Sunday, beautiful people šŸ˜ Iā€™ve been inspired by food today, so food shall be the topic of the moment.

I could certainly win all of you over with my food, not just my brain, booty and boobs ;)

Letā€™s playā€¦

Youā€™ve got one night left on Earth and a personal chef is all yours to cook you up to three coursesā€¦ literally anything you want. What are you gonna go for? Something nostalgic? Something decadent and filthy rich? A childhood fave?

And whatā€™s your bottomless beverage? Cocktail, gin, holy water even?ā€¦ your eternal refill awaitsā€¦.
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First course
Rosemary NZ lamb chops midrare
Creamed spinach
Fresh raspberries sauted in butter lighty sweetened
Vinage Tainttinger Champagne
 
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