Wit & Nipples 🍒

[ycym]

I have a lot to bring

Show us your inventory.

 

[SpicyBean99]

Show us your inventory.

I don’t just fuck men remember

I’ve used most of these more with girls.
so here you are enjoy a small part of my toy inventory. I have floggers, whips, nipple clamps, nipple chains, under the bed “portable” restraints, every type of dildo (mini, small, medium, large, xxx daddy), vibrators, no strap on strap ons, different types of lube, dual stimulation vibrators, butt plugs of various sizes, anal beads, pussy pump, paddles…..welcome to wonderland.
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[firefox27eros]

I have a lot to bring

And those are just only the toys...
With your active presence you bring and add much much more to our imagination and joy, I am sure.

 

[firefox27eros]

I don’t just fuck men remember
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It is a nice collection and it is hardly passed the security check without a demonstration on the airport.

 

[BDA73]

Good Morning & Happy Fridayyy

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Let’s have some fun here today, I wanna get to know some of you a lil more, girls/gays/theys, the lurkers, the dudes who comment here and there… let’s find some interesting things about each other

1) Convince me you’re a good time in ONE sentence. Bonus points if your answer says more than “fuck you good.” Be creative.

2) Tell me something that you think sets you apart from others, no humblebrags!! Impress me. Or at least entertain me.
3) You’re stuck in the universe of the last TV show/movie you watched. Firstly, how long do you survive and who are you befriending/fucking first & why.
4)You walk into a bar looking for a ladies attention. What’s your first move?
5)If I gave you one weekend with zero consequences… how would you spend it?
6) What’s something people consistently tell you you’re good at… and do you agree with them?
7) What part of your body gets the most praise? and what part do you secretly wish got more attention?
8) What’s your most controversial opinion?
9) You can bring one item to a hookup to impress the other person (non-sexual). What are you showing up with?
10) Your three desert island items…you can’t pick any extras.
11) Tell me about your favourite memory!
12) Have you ever lied on a date? If so what did you lie about? And did you ever come clean?

The picture above is what I look like when you pick me up ready for a date.

If the date went well, we might move to a different bar and later take it back to your place/hotel/car…

Tap here to see what I would look like if you fucked around and found out

 

[BDA73]

Well that fucking sucks..after answering everything when I hit post reply i got an error message..so I copied everything and refreshed and posted from clipboard..and viola..nothing

 

[SpicyBean99]

Well that fucking sucks..after answering everything when I hit post reply i got an error message..so I copied everything and refreshed and posted from clipboard..and viola..nothing

and now I’m sad too because I was hoping more people would be answering today have you tried copy pasting once more?

 

[BDA73]

Good Morning & Happy Fridayyy

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Let’s have some fun here today, I wanna get to know some of you a lil more, girls/gays/theys, the lurkers, the dudes who comment here and there… let’s find some interesting things about each other

1) Convince me you’re a good time in ONE sentence. Bonus points if your answer says more than “fuck you good.” Be creative.

When you get unsolicited messages from others needing you...you know right then that you are a good time...

2) Tell me something that you think sets you apart from others, no humblebrags!! Impress me. Or at least entertain me.

im not full of myself. Kinda odd for me to say that after my answer to #1..but its true..ive been told that i am my own worse critic.

3) You’re stuck in the universe of the last TV show/movie you watched. Firstly, how long do you survive and who are you befriending/fucking first & why.

oh how i would love to be stuck in The Big Bang Theory universe. Pushing Leonard out of the way and getting a nice taste of Penny

4)You walk into a bar looking for a ladies attention. What’s your first move?

Hopefully not yelling ouch from hitting the bar with my hardon...that could be very embarrassing

5)If I gave you one weekend with zero consequences… how would you spend it?

In a nevada whore house getting my first completed blow job..my wife refuses

6) What’s something people consistently tell you you’re good at… and do you agree with them?

making them laugh

7) What part of your body gets the most praise? and what part do you secretly wish got more attention?

my baby blue eyes tend to get alot of attention..and what guy woukdnt want his cock to get more attention

8) What’s your most controversial opinion?

prostitution should be legal

9) You can bring one item to a hookup to impress the other person (non-sexual). What are you showing up with?

a crew of friends

10) Your three desert island items…you can’t pick any extras.

A tent
A air mattress
and the male rose masturbating toy

11) Tell me about your favourite memory!

the one time in the poconos resort in our heart shape room pool my wife asked me to fuck her in the ass

12) Have you ever lied on a date? If so what did you lie about? And did you ever come clean?

Dont think I have

The picture above is what I look like when you pick me up ready for a date.

If the date went well, we might move to a different bar and later take it back to your place/hotel/car…

Tap here to see what I would look like if you fucked around and found out

 

[hotcpu]

I have a lot to bring

We'd just have to find the time to use them all ... Morning Gorgeous.

 

[firefox27eros]

It is a nice collection and it is hardly passed the security check without a demonstration on the airport.

@SpicyBean99

Madam, you are carrying one or more very dangerous objects in your suitcase that look like weapons.
To reassure the security staff and the travellers, please follow us to discreetly ascertain the possible safety risks and positive side effects!
Thank you for your kind cooperation!

 

[Jaws82]

I don’t just fuck men remember

I’ve used most of these more with girls.
so here you are enjoy a small part of my toy inventory. I have floggers, whips, nipple clamps, nipple chains, under the bed “portable” restraints, every type of dildo (mini, small, medium, large, xxx daddy), vibrators, no strap on strap ons, different types of lube, dual stimulation vibrators, butt plugs of various sizes, anal beads, pussy pump, paddles…..welcome to wonderland.
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Variety is the spice of life after all

 

[jonnoback]

I don’t just fuck men remember

I’ve used most of these more with girls.
so here you are enjoy a small part of my toy inventory. I have floggers, whips, nipple clamps, nipple chains, under the bed “portable” restraints, every type of dildo (mini, small, medium, large, xxx daddy), vibrators, no strap on strap ons, different types of lube, dual stimulation vibrators, butt plugs of various sizes, anal beads, pussy pump, paddles…..welcome to wonderland.
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That’s a fair amount of equipment. Must make travelling light tricky.

 

[ycym]

I don’t just fuck men remember

I’ve used most of these more with girls.
so here you are enjoy a small part of my toy inventory. I have floggers, whips, nipple clamps, nipple chains, under the bed “portable” restraints, every type of dildo (mini, small, medium, large, xxx daddy), vibrators, no strap on strap ons, different types of lube, dual stimulation vibrators, butt plugs of various sizes, anal beads, pussy pump, paddles…..welcome to wonderland.
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I like to play. Nice collection. ^^

 

[Lickr4u]

While I’m sat here waiting for my soup to cook and working my way through all your replies, enjoy this badly made little compilation of things I’ve posted on Lit at some point. It’s funny…you’ll only ever get a small peek into what my camera roll actually looks like. There’s way too much involving faces, unfortunately. But still… I’m sure you’re enjoying what you do get.

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Beautiful compilation!

Thankful for the pause button!

 

[deft]

I don’t just fuck men remember

I’ve used most of these more with girls.
so here you are enjoy a small part of my toy inventory. I have floggers, whips, nipple clamps, nipple chains, under the bed “portable” restraints, every type of dildo (mini, small, medium, large, xxx daddy), vibrators, no strap on strap ons, different types of lube, dual stimulation vibrators, butt plugs of various sizes, anal beads, pussy pump, paddles…..welcome to wonderland.
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Soooo many ways to cum! Very impressive.

 

[firefox27eros]

While I’m sat here waiting for my soup to cook and working my way through all your replies, enjoy this badly made little compilation of things I’ve posted on Lit at some point.
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I don't know what was the reason - of course I do - but I forgot to ask about the soup.
Appetite.... Appetite
What did you cook?

 

[Stargatefan78]

I don’t just fuck men remember

I’ve used most of these more with girls.
so here you are enjoy a small part of my toy inventory. I have floggers, whips, nipple clamps, nipple chains, under the bed “portable” restraints, every type of dildo (mini, small, medium, large, xxx daddy), vibrators, no strap on strap ons, different types of lube, dual stimulation vibrators, butt plugs of various sizes, anal beads, pussy pump, paddles…..welcome to wonderland.
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I would love to play with you. You can use those things on me. I would love to try for someone to dominate me.

 

[9to5]

I don’t just fuck men remember

I’ve used most of these more with girls.
so here you are enjoy a small part of my toy inventory. I have floggers, whips, nipple clamps, nipple chains, under the bed “portable” restraints, every type of dildo (mini, small, medium, large, xxx daddy), vibrators, no strap on strap ons, different types of lube, dual stimulation vibrators, butt plugs of various sizes, anal beads, pussy pump, paddles…..welcome to wonderland.
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love that toy collection, It might take a week for me to use all those on you, and the fun I would have trying that

 

[SpicyBean99]

Not to kill the vibe completely, but I just realised it’s Father’s Day weekend. Which means a lot of different things to a lot of people.

My dad was far from perfect. He made a lot of choices that hurt, mostly himself. I was put into foster care aged 6 months and adopted very quickly. But he was still my dad.
And when I was 9, just out of prison, he made one final, fatal choice: one last party. That was it. He ended up on life support, and he never came back.
He was a fucking great man and without him I wouldn’t have learned to love The Clash, Black Flag, Madness, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, The Toasters, Dead Kennedys and many many more. I would give my left arm for him to be here still.
So if this weekend’s a little difficult for you, too, you’re not alone. Here’s to the dads we had, the ones we lost, and the music that keeps a piece of them alive.

 

[Jaws82]

Not to kill the vibe completely, but I just realised it’s Father’s Day weekend. Which means means a lot of things to a lot of people.

My dad was far from perfect. He made a lot of choices that hurt, mostly himself. I was put into foster care aged 6 months and adopted very quickly. But he was still my dad.
And when I was 9, just out of prison, he made one final, fatal choice: one last party. That was it. He ended up on life support, and he never came back.
He was a fucking great man and without him I wouldn’t have learned to love The Clash, Black Flag, Madness, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, The Toasters, Dead Kennedys and many many more. I would give my left arm for him to be here still.
So if this weekend’s a little difficult for you, too, you’re not alone. Here’s to the dads we had, the ones we lost, and the music that keeps a piece of them alive.

An honest tribute

 

[hotcpu]

Good Morning & Happy Fridayyy


Let’s have some fun here today, I wanna get to know some of you a lil more, girls/gays/theys, the lurkers, the dudes who comment here and there… let’s find some interesting things about each other

1) Convince me you’re a good time in ONE sentence. Bonus points if your answer says more than “fuck you good.” Be creative.

I almost always see the good in a situation, so happy and positive thoughts are with us all night and day.

2) Tell me something that you think sets you apart from others, no humblebrags!! Impress me. Or at least entertain me.

The "preciousness of others" is in the forefront of my mind and motives.

3) You’re stuck in the universe of the last TV show/movie you watched. Firstly, how long do you survive and who are you befriending/fucking first & why.

Well I'm stuck in the world of "Stick" on AppleTV. It's a golf related show so I'm going to be at Country Clubs alot. Maybe find a nice MILF that needs some help with learning to enjoy extra strokes in her life?

4)You walk into a bar looking for a ladies attention. What’s your first move?

Compliment her on her restraint from just settling for any of the guys already in the bar and waiting for me to arrive.

5)If I gave you one weekend with zero consequences… how would you spend it?

Find out between you and I how much RedBull and Gatorade you need to make it through a marathon weekend of no holds barred debauchery

6) What’s something people consistently tell you you’re good at… and do you agree with them?

Problem solving ... And yes it is how I earn a living and stay young.

7) What part of your body gets the most praise? and what part do you secretly wish got more attention?

Chest ... But I wish my tail got a bit more love

8) What’s your most controversial opinion?

That all the bad Yankees in the Northeast have already moved to the South

9) You can bring one item to a hookup to impress the other person (non-sexual). What are you showing up with?

Either my favorite bottle of Whiskey or a good bottle of Tequila

10) Your three desert island items…you can’t pick any extras.

Tarp, REALLY Large Capacity Lighter, Machette or large hunting knife

11) Tell me about your favourite memory!

Holding my first born son in my arms for the first time.

12) Have you ever lied on a date? If so what did you lie about? And did you ever come clean?

Yes liking a particular Italian dish that my date loved. Nope

 

[hotcpu]

Not to kill the vibe completely, but I just realised it’s Father’s Day weekend. Which means means a lot of things to a lot of people.

My dad was far from perfect. He made a lot of choices that hurt, mostly himself. I was put into foster care aged 6 months and adopted very quickly. But he was still my dad.
And when I was 9, just out of prison, he made one final, fatal choice: one last party. That was it. He ended up on life support, and he never came back.
He was a fucking great man and without him I wouldn’t have learned to love The Clash, Black Flag, Madness, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, The Toasters, Dead Kennedys and many many more. I would give my left arm for him to be here still.
So if this weekend’s a little difficult for you, too, you’re not alone. Here’s to the dads we had, the ones we lost, and the music that keeps a piece of them alive.

So glad you can have a smile on your face when you think of him.

 

[SpicyBean99]

So glad you can have a smile on your face when you think of him.

I do indeed. He’s the only man in my family (birth & adopted) who made a positive, lasting impact on me.

 

[hotcpu]

I do indeed. He’s the only man in my family (birth & adopted) who made a positive, lasting impact on me.

I know he's loving hearing that even in the hereafter!!!

 

[Azuldrgon]

I don’t just fuck men remember

I’ve used most of these more with girls.
so here you are enjoy a small part of my toy inventory. I have floggers, whips, nipple clamps, nipple chains, under the bed “portable” restraints, every type of dildo (mini, small, medium, large, xxx daddy), vibrators, no strap on strap ons, different types of lube, dual stimulation vibrators, butt plugs of various sizes, anal beads, pussy pump, paddles…..welcome to wonderland.
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definitely well stocked.