Wit & Nipples 🍒

[BoldnBrave]

Kinda reminds me of the movie They Live.

 

[SpicyBean99]

Kinda reminds me of the movie They Live.

Exactly thatttt!!!!! Creepily, the real threat isn’t what you see, but what’s been designed to keep you from seeing at all. Many a conspiracy there

 

[BoldnBrave]

Exactly thatttt!!!!! Creepily, the real threat isn’t what you see, but what’s been designed to keep you from seeing at all. Many a conspiracy there

Basic tradecraft and sleight of hand.

 

[Poeticwolf]

Good Morning & Happy Fridayyy

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Let’s have some fun here today, I wanna get to know some of you a lil more, girls/gays/theys, the lurkers, the dudes who comment here and there… let’s find some interesting things about each other

1) Convince me you’re a good time in ONE sentence. Bonus points if your answer says more than “fuck you good.” Be creative.
2) Tell me something that you think sets you apart from others, no humblebrags!! Impress me. Or at least entertain me.
3) You’re stuck in the universe of the last TV show/movie you watched. Firstly, how long do you survive and who are you befriending/fucking first & why.
4)You walk into a bar looking for a ladies attention. What’s your first move?
5)If I gave you one weekend with zero consequences… how would you spend it?
6) What’s something people consistently tell you you’re good at… and do you agree with them?
7) What part of your body gets the most praise? and what part do you secretly wish got more attention?
8) What’s your most controversial opinion?
9) You can bring one item to a hookup to impress the other person (non-sexual). What are you showing up with?
10) Your three desert island items…you can’t pick any extras.
11) Tell me about your favourite memory!
12) Have you ever lied on a date? If so what did you lie about? And did you ever come clean?

The picture above is what I look like when you pick me up ready for a date.

If the date went well, we might move to a different bar and later take it back to your place/hotel/car…

Tap here to see what I would look like if you fucked around and found out

1) I would ask you, "Do you love the rose, but crave the thorn?"
2) My big, mighty brain, because I want to take over the world with it, Binky. (j/k) Seriously, my poetry.
3) I last watched Babylon 5. I imagine I would live quite happily for a long time exploring the universe with the Vorlons. Sadly, I wouldn't be fucking anyone, because I doubt you would be there.
4) Look for the lady sitting by herself ignored by all the other guys hitting on all the other women. She would certainly be the most interesting to talk to.
5) Convincing you to share with me your life story
6) My artistic expression, whether it be through my writing, my poetry, or my drawing. I think I'm a bit better than the average.
7) Avoiding the obvious answer here. My arms. And probably my butt.
8) I don't believe in God as it is interpreted through the Bible, but I do believe in a shared universal consciousness that we all can access if we opened ourselves up to it with our need.
9) Roses. (I'm old-fashioned)
10) a good book to read, The Iliad; a replicator for any material needs (you didn't say it had to be real); and You
11) Standing on the end of the barge in the hot sun with the water spray on my face and feeling the waves banging into the bottom as we cross the Mississippi River. At 14 I was a deckhand on my granddad's barge, best summer job ever.
12) I lied to her about being interested in having sex with her while her male 'pet' sucked on our toes. I never spoke to her again, as I ran away in fear.

 

[BoldnBrave]

1. What great adventure would you like to go on
2. Imagination and enjoyment of life's simple pleasures
3. Encino Man. Apparently I get the girl at the end of the movie
4. Trip over a bar stool. Aka the smoove approach.
5. Explore
6. Cooking. I'm okay.
7.public answer my youthful looks. Private answer...
8.A.I. is bad.
9. Stuffed monkey.
10. Knife, flint and rope
11. Hugging my best friend after years of chatting. It was a good day.
12. Never.

 

[SpicyBean99]

1) I would ask you, "Do you love the rose, but crave the thorn?"
2) My big, mighty brain, because I want to take over the world with it, Binky. (j/k) Seriously, my poetry.
3) I last watched Babylon 5. I imagine I would live quite happily for a long time exploring the universe with the Vorlons. Sadly, I wouldn't be fucking anyone, because I doubt you would be there.
4) Look for the lady sitting by herself ignored by all the other guys hitting on all the other women. She would certainly be the most interesting to talk to.
5) Convincing you to share with me your life story
6) My artistic expression, whether it be through my writing, my poetry, or my drawing. I think I'm a bit better than the average.
7) Avoiding the obvious answer here. My arms. And probably my butt.
8) I don't believe in God as it is interpreted through the Bible, but I do believe in a shared universal consciousness that we all can access if we opened ourselves up to it with our need.
9) Roses. (I'm old-fashioned)
10) a good book to read, The Iliad; a replicator for any material needs (you didn't say it had to be real); and You
11) Standing on the end of the barge in the hot sun with the water spray on my face and feeling the waves banging into the bottom as we cross the Mississippi River. At 14 I was a deckhand on my granddad's barge, best summer job ever.
12) I lied to her about being interested in having sex with her while her male 'pet' sucked on our toes. I never spoke to her again, as I ran away in fear.

1. Only if the thorn knows what it’s doing too many people that talk the talk.
2. I would love to read something you’ve written! Pm me!
3. Unfortunately not, I’m good at riddles though
4. I see you. But just so you know, if I’m sitting alone, it’s not because I’m overlooked. It’s because I haven’t decided who’s worth disrupting my solitude yet.
5. A weekend wouldn’t be enough time. Are you patient?
6. That tells me you’re expressive and artsy! I love that for you! But whether you’re exceptional is something I’ll decide once I’ve seen the work since art is subjective.
7. Duly noted. But anyone can have a body part worth admiring, the more attractive things are intangible. Presence. Emotional depth. Authenticity. Charisma.
8. belief systems say more about how we process uncertainty than about truth itself. I think we all need hope and something to look towards to anchor us in times of need! For some it’s religion and others spirituality, I lean more towards spirituality in the sense that there is something bigger than all of us. Shared consciousness is a cool concept though!
9. Classic choice. Orange roses are my favourites. Red is over done and overused.
10. The Iliad and a replicator cover survival and stimulation so pretty fair choices. But bringing me is a bold choice. Let’s hope I’d be as essential as you seem to think.
11. I can see why that memory has stayed with you. Beautifully written response!
12. Damn.

 

[SpicyBean99]

I want to play, but you are rushing.

You ask good providing questions, but by bombarding everyone with multiple questions at once it closes down a lot of discourse because you end up with a string of posters with 12 answers getting a thumbs up reaction and no further comments or depth or curiosity about anything in particular.

Each answer deserves to be fully explored by everyone.

You don’t have to play!

But I do take time to read everyone’s replies properly and respond in length too!

 

[Wriggle]

You don’t have to play!

But I do take time to read everyone’s replies properly and respond in length too!

I want to, because I like the questions.

I just like to focus and discuss one thing at once rather than walls of answers where 90% isn't progressed any further.

 

[Wriggle]

It's my strand of neuro diversity.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

1) one sentence isn’t enough, I’m a long form artist!
2) I think I tend to actually listen to what people are saying not assume I know four words in.
3) I watched this movie Indian Summer. I think I’d do all right the camp seemed pretty well stocked. I’m totally befriending Alan Arkin and stealing his sweater. Come on now.

4) I don’t have this kinda game. See answer 1
5) Let’s break into some financial institutions and erase debt records baby!

Man 12’s a lot! I’m already distracted. Bbl. Maybe.

 

[LilKitKat]

My semi-serious, semi-snarky responses

1) Convince me you’re a good time in ONE sentence. Bonus points if your answer says more than “fuck you good.” Be creative.
I dont need to convince you. You convince me you are worth my time.

2) Tell me something that you think sets you apart from others, no humblebrags!! Impress me. Or at least entertain me.
I have a 10 inch cock. Wait, thats every guy on here. Shit. Truly, it could be any number of tihngs or nothing at all. Im no better nor worse than anyone else.

3) You’re stuck in the universe of the last TV show/movie you watched. Firstly, how long do you survive and who are you befriending/fucking first & why.
Im dead quick. I watched an episode of Vikings. I'd befriend Floki. He is a loyal psycho and gets the job done. But right before that I watched a Korean game show called The Genius. I think I'd do well there and win money. Soo...yeah.

4)You walk into a bar looking for a ladies attention. What’s your first move?
Depends how I look, so hopefully I am lookin rather sultry that evening. If so, I saunter in and flip my hair over my ear and lean against the bar.

5)If I gave you one weekend with zero consequences… how would you spend it?
What are consequences? Im not married! Do you have herpes or something?

6) What’s something people consistently tell you you’re good at… and do you agree with them?
Generally its for being funny/quick comebacks/snappy one-liners. I think I am. I am full of useless knowledge so I have a lot of movie/tv references to pull from.

7) What part of your body gets the most praise? and what part do you secretly wish got more attention?
Oh geez. Depends what I am wearing. Because of my more unique heritage, my face gets a lot. My eyes especially. My hair gets a shit-ton. It was a fetish created on Fetlife even. My ass gets a ton of compliments. So do my breasts. What do I wish got more? Hmmmm...lips maybe? No idea.

8) What’s your most controversial opinion?
Oh boy, far too many. I mean, I could anger half of America by saying Trump is the devil, but then againm half of America would also agree with me. I dont believe in God and religion is for people who cant help themselves?

9) You can bring one item to a hookup to impress the other person (non-sexual). What are you showing up with?
A hookup that is non-sexual? Just someone I like to impress them maybe? Perhaps my guitar? I learned how to play off youtube during covid. I already sing and play piano, so my musioc skills are not too bad. My soundcloud covers have got some love, so yeah, Id sing and play guitar.

10) Your three desert island items…you can’t pick any extras.
Ill assume no wifi/reception otherwise phone would be first...and not just to call for help, but for music if nothing else.
So....are we saying we should bring luxury items, or items to survive and then get off the island? Like a knife, a mirror, flint, tent...that sort? Otherwise Id strongly have to think about my kindle..and therefore a solar charger. And uh...hmmm...toilet paper?

11) Tell me about your favourite memory!
No thanks, Ill keep some things private about my family/childhood. But plenty of great memories in my life.

12) Have you ever lied on a date? If so what did you lie about? And did you ever come clean?
Pfffft of course. Not about myself so much. More like if its a 1st/2nd/3rd date about how the relationship is going. I dont ghost people, and prefer to be honest. But sometimes "the jury is out" and I need to think on it and if I am put on the spot I may say things are good/fine etc when I am leaning the opposite way.

 

[ycym]

I have a 10 inch cock. Wait, thats wevery guy on here. Shit. Truly, it could be any number of tihngs or nothing at all. Im no better nor worse than anyone else.

Cock measurement tool:
https://ibb.co/KxTx5pZ4
(No dick included.)

 

[SpicyBean99]

While I’m sat here waiting for my soup to cook and working my way through all your replies, enjoy this badly made little compilation of things I’ve posted on Lit at some point. It’s funny…you’ll only ever get a small peek into what my camera roll actually looks like. There’s way too much involving faces, unfortunately. But still… I’m sure you’re enjoying what you do get.

1

 

[ycym]

While I’m sat here waiting for my soup to cook and working my way through all your replies, enjoy these two very badly made little compilations of things I’ve posted on Lit at some point. It’s funny…you’ll only ever get a small peek into what my camera roll actually looks like. There’s way too much involving faces, unfortunately. But still… I’m sure you’re enjoying what you do get.

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I think I have to replay them in slow motion.

 

[deft]

This is excellent, cut-up, stream of consciousness, jump-cut art.

 

[Jaws82]

While I’m sat here waiting for my soup to cook and working my way through all your replies, enjoy these two very badly made little compilations of things I’ve posted on Lit at some point. It’s funny…you’ll only ever get a small peek into what my camera roll actually looks like. There’s way too much involving faces, unfortunately. But still… I’m sure you’re enjoying what you do get.

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You’re pretty

 

[mobleedzblue]

While I’m sat here waiting for my soup to cook and working my way through all your replies, enjoy these two very badly made little compilations of things I’ve posted on Lit at some point. It’s funny…you’ll only ever get a small peek into what my camera roll actually looks like. There’s way too much involving faces, unfortunately. But still… I’m sure you’re enjoying what you do get.

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Damn! I need super slow motion to catch everything packed into those two

 

[peekingone]

While I’m sat here waiting for my soup to cook and working my way through all your replies, enjoy these two very badly made little compilations of things I’ve posted on Lit at some point. It’s funny…you’ll only ever get a small peek into what my camera roll actually looks like. There’s way too much involving faces, unfortunately. But still… I’m sure you’re enjoying what you do get.

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Lovely way to spend a TGIF

 

[JedNtheMtns]

While I’m sat here waiting for my soup to cook and working my way through all your replies, enjoy these two very badly made little compilations of things I’ve posted on Lit at some point. It’s funny…you’ll only ever get a small peek into what my camera roll actually looks like. There’s way too much involving faces, unfortunately. But still… I’m sure you’re enjoying what you do get.

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Don't know how many times I hit pause and play and back and forth...Mmmmmmmmmm...

 

[PageWriter2]

While I’m sat here waiting for my soup to cook and working my way through all your replies, enjoy these two very badly made little compilations of things I’ve posted on Lit at some point. It’s funny…you’ll only ever get a small peek into what my camera roll actually looks like. There’s way too much involving faces, unfortunately. But still… I’m sure you’re enjoying what you do get.

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Fantastic

 

[hairball18]

While I’m sat here waiting for my soup to cook and working my way through all your replies, enjoy these two very badly made little compilations of things I’ve posted on Lit at some point. It’s funny…you’ll only ever get a small peek into what my camera roll actually looks like. There’s way too much involving faces, unfortunately. But still… I’m sure you’re enjoying what you do get.

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I certainly did enjoy.

 

[Texas_law_man]

While I’m sat here waiting for my soup to cook and working my way through all your replies, enjoy these two very badly made little compilations of things I’ve posted on Lit at some point. It’s funny…you’ll only ever get a small peek into what my camera roll actually looks like. There’s way too much involving faces, unfortunately. But still… I’m sure you’re enjoying what you do get.

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Amazing video series!!

 

[Dalton59]

Good Morning & Happy Fridayyy

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Let’s have some fun here today, I wanna get to know some of you a lil more, girls/gays/theys, the lurkers, the dudes who comment here and there… let’s find some interesting things about each other

1) Convince me you’re a good time in ONE sentence. Bonus points if your answer says more than “fuck you good.” Be creative.
2) Tell me something that you think sets you apart from others, no humblebrags!! Impress me. Or at least entertain me.
3) You’re stuck in the universe of the last TV show/movie you watched. Firstly, how long do you survive and who are you befriending/fucking first & why.
4)You walk into a bar looking for a ladies attention. What’s your first move?
5)If I gave you one weekend with zero consequences… how would you spend it?
6) What’s something people consistently tell you you’re good at… and do you agree with them?
7) What part of your body gets the most praise? and what part do you secretly wish got more attention?
8) What’s your most controversial opinion?
9) You can bring one item to a hookup to impress the other person (non-sexual). What are you showing up with?
10) Your three desert island items…you can’t pick any extras.
11) Tell me about your favourite memory!
12) Have you ever lied on a date? If so what did you lie about? And did you ever come clean?

The picture above is what I look like when you pick me up ready for a date.

If the date went well, we might move to a different bar and later take it back to your place/hotel/car…

Tap here to see what I would look like if you fucked around and found out

Would be a pleasure and an honour. Bring all your toys beautiful lady.

 

[SpicyBean99]

Would be a pleasure and an honour. Bring all your toys beautiful lady.

I have a lot to bring

 

[SpicyBean99]

Amazing video series!!

Been missing you here! Hope all is well!