Wit & Nipples 🍒

[deft]

This is excellent, cut-up, stream of consciousness, jump-cut art.

 

[Jaws82]

While I’m sat here waiting for my soup to cook and working my way through all your replies, enjoy these two very badly made little compilations of things I’ve posted on Lit at some point. It’s funny…you’ll only ever get a small peek into what my camera roll actually looks like. There’s way too much involving faces, unfortunately. But still… I’m sure you’re enjoying what you do get.

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You’re pretty

 

[mobleedzblue]

While I’m sat here waiting for my soup to cook and working my way through all your replies, enjoy these two very badly made little compilations of things I’ve posted on Lit at some point. It’s funny…you’ll only ever get a small peek into what my camera roll actually looks like. There’s way too much involving faces, unfortunately. But still… I’m sure you’re enjoying what you do get.

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Damn! I need super slow motion to catch everything packed into those two

 

[peekingone]

While I’m sat here waiting for my soup to cook and working my way through all your replies, enjoy these two very badly made little compilations of things I’ve posted on Lit at some point. It’s funny…you’ll only ever get a small peek into what my camera roll actually looks like. There’s way too much involving faces, unfortunately. But still… I’m sure you’re enjoying what you do get.

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Lovely way to spend a TGIF

 

[JedNtheMtns]

While I’m sat here waiting for my soup to cook and working my way through all your replies, enjoy these two very badly made little compilations of things I’ve posted on Lit at some point. It’s funny…you’ll only ever get a small peek into what my camera roll actually looks like. There’s way too much involving faces, unfortunately. But still… I’m sure you’re enjoying what you do get.

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Don't know how many times I hit pause and play and back and forth...Mmmmmmmmmm...

 

[PageWriter2]

While I’m sat here waiting for my soup to cook and working my way through all your replies, enjoy these two very badly made little compilations of things I’ve posted on Lit at some point. It’s funny…you’ll only ever get a small peek into what my camera roll actually looks like. There’s way too much involving faces, unfortunately. But still… I’m sure you’re enjoying what you do get.

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Fantastic

 

[hairball18]

While I’m sat here waiting for my soup to cook and working my way through all your replies, enjoy these two very badly made little compilations of things I’ve posted on Lit at some point. It’s funny…you’ll only ever get a small peek into what my camera roll actually looks like. There’s way too much involving faces, unfortunately. But still… I’m sure you’re enjoying what you do get.

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I certainly did enjoy.

 

[Texas_law_man]

While I’m sat here waiting for my soup to cook and working my way through all your replies, enjoy these two very badly made little compilations of things I’ve posted on Lit at some point. It’s funny…you’ll only ever get a small peek into what my camera roll actually looks like. There’s way too much involving faces, unfortunately. But still… I’m sure you’re enjoying what you do get.

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Amazing video series!!

 

[Dalton59]

Good Morning & Happy Fridayyy

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Let’s have some fun here today, I wanna get to know some of you a lil more, girls/gays/theys, the lurkers, the dudes who comment here and there… let’s find some interesting things about each other

1) Convince me you’re a good time in ONE sentence. Bonus points if your answer says more than “fuck you good.” Be creative.
2) Tell me something that you think sets you apart from others, no humblebrags!! Impress me. Or at least entertain me.
3) You’re stuck in the universe of the last TV show/movie you watched. Firstly, how long do you survive and who are you befriending/fucking first & why.
4)You walk into a bar looking for a ladies attention. What’s your first move?
5)If I gave you one weekend with zero consequences… how would you spend it?
6) What’s something people consistently tell you you’re good at… and do you agree with them?
7) What part of your body gets the most praise? and what part do you secretly wish got more attention?
8) What’s your most controversial opinion?
9) You can bring one item to a hookup to impress the other person (non-sexual). What are you showing up with?
10) Your three desert island items…you can’t pick any extras.
11) Tell me about your favourite memory!
12) Have you ever lied on a date? If so what did you lie about? And did you ever come clean?

The picture above is what I look like when you pick me up ready for a date.

If the date went well, we might move to a different bar and later take it back to your place/hotel/car…

Tap here to see what I would look like if you fucked around and found out

Would be a pleasure and an honour. Bring all your toys beautiful lady.

 

[SpicyBean99]

Would be a pleasure and an honour. Bring all your toys beautiful lady.

I have a lot to bring

 

[SpicyBean99]

Amazing video series!!

Been missing you here! Hope all is well!

 

[ycym]

I have a lot to bring

Show us your inventory.

 

[SpicyBean99]

Show us your inventory.

I don’t just fuck men remember

I’ve used most of these more with girls.
so here you are enjoy a small part of my toy inventory. I have floggers, whips, nipple clamps, nipple chains, under the bed “portable” restraints, every type of dildo (mini, small, medium, large, xxx daddy), vibrators, no strap on strap ons, different types of lube, dual stimulation vibrators, butt plugs of various sizes, anal beads, pussy pump, paddles…..welcome to wonderland.
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[firefox27eros]

I have a lot to bring

And those are just only the toys...
With your active presence you bring and add much much more to our imagination and joy, I am sure.

 

[firefox27eros]

I don’t just fuck men remember
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It is a nice collection and it is hardly passed the security check without a demonstration on the airport.

 

[BDA73]

Good Morning & Happy Fridayyy

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Let’s have some fun here today, I wanna get to know some of you a lil more, girls/gays/theys, the lurkers, the dudes who comment here and there… let’s find some interesting things about each other

1) Convince me you’re a good time in ONE sentence. Bonus points if your answer says more than “fuck you good.” Be creative.

2) Tell me something that you think sets you apart from others, no humblebrags!! Impress me. Or at least entertain me.
3) You’re stuck in the universe of the last TV show/movie you watched. Firstly, how long do you survive and who are you befriending/fucking first & why.
4)You walk into a bar looking for a ladies attention. What’s your first move?
5)If I gave you one weekend with zero consequences… how would you spend it?
6) What’s something people consistently tell you you’re good at… and do you agree with them?
7) What part of your body gets the most praise? and what part do you secretly wish got more attention?
8) What’s your most controversial opinion?
9) You can bring one item to a hookup to impress the other person (non-sexual). What are you showing up with?
10) Your three desert island items…you can’t pick any extras.
11) Tell me about your favourite memory!
12) Have you ever lied on a date? If so what did you lie about? And did you ever come clean?

The picture above is what I look like when you pick me up ready for a date.

If the date went well, we might move to a different bar and later take it back to your place/hotel/car…

Tap here to see what I would look like if you fucked around and found out

 

[BDA73]

Well that fucking sucks..after answering everything when I hit post reply i got an error message..so I copied everything and refreshed and posted from clipboard..and viola..nothing

 

[SpicyBean99]

Well that fucking sucks..after answering everything when I hit post reply i got an error message..so I copied everything and refreshed and posted from clipboard..and viola..nothing

and now I’m sad too because I was hoping more people would be answering today have you tried copy pasting once more?

 

[BDA73]

Good Morning & Happy Fridayyy

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Let’s have some fun here today, I wanna get to know some of you a lil more, girls/gays/theys, the lurkers, the dudes who comment here and there… let’s find some interesting things about each other

1) Convince me you’re a good time in ONE sentence. Bonus points if your answer says more than “fuck you good.” Be creative.

When you get unsolicited messages from others needing you...you know right then that you are a good time...

2) Tell me something that you think sets you apart from others, no humblebrags!! Impress me. Or at least entertain me.

im not full of myself. Kinda odd for me to say that after my answer to #1..but its true..ive been told that i am my own worse critic.

3) You’re stuck in the universe of the last TV show/movie you watched. Firstly, how long do you survive and who are you befriending/fucking first & why.

oh how i would love to be stuck in The Big Bang Theory universe. Pushing Leonard out of the way and getting a nice taste of Penny

4)You walk into a bar looking for a ladies attention. What’s your first move?

Hopefully not yelling ouch from hitting the bar with my hardon...that could be very embarrassing

5)If I gave you one weekend with zero consequences… how would you spend it?

In a nevada whore house getting my first completed blow job..my wife refuses

6) What’s something people consistently tell you you’re good at… and do you agree with them?

making them laugh

7) What part of your body gets the most praise? and what part do you secretly wish got more attention?

my baby blue eyes tend to get alot of attention..and what guy woukdnt want his cock to get more attention

8) What’s your most controversial opinion?

prostitution should be legal

9) You can bring one item to a hookup to impress the other person (non-sexual). What are you showing up with?

a crew of friends

10) Your three desert island items…you can’t pick any extras.

A tent
A air mattress
and the male rose masturbating toy

11) Tell me about your favourite memory!

the one time in the poconos resort in our heart shape room pool my wife asked me to fuck her in the ass

12) Have you ever lied on a date? If so what did you lie about? And did you ever come clean?

Dont think I have

The picture above is what I look like when you pick me up ready for a date.

If the date went well, we might move to a different bar and later take it back to your place/hotel/car…

Tap here to see what I would look like if you fucked around and found out

 

[hotcpu]

I have a lot to bring

We'd just have to find the time to use them all ... Morning Gorgeous.

 

[firefox27eros]

It is a nice collection and it is hardly passed the security check without a demonstration on the airport.

@SpicyBean99

Madam, you are carrying one or more very dangerous objects in your suitcase that look like weapons.
To reassure the security staff and the travellers, please follow us to discreetly ascertain the possible safety risks and positive side effects!
Thank you for your kind cooperation!

 

[Jaws82]

I don’t just fuck men remember

I’ve used most of these more with girls.
so here you are enjoy a small part of my toy inventory. I have floggers, whips, nipple clamps, nipple chains, under the bed “portable” restraints, every type of dildo (mini, small, medium, large, xxx daddy), vibrators, no strap on strap ons, different types of lube, dual stimulation vibrators, butt plugs of various sizes, anal beads, pussy pump, paddles…..welcome to wonderland.
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Variety is the spice of life after all

 

[jonnoback]

I don’t just fuck men remember

I’ve used most of these more with girls.
so here you are enjoy a small part of my toy inventory. I have floggers, whips, nipple clamps, nipple chains, under the bed “portable” restraints, every type of dildo (mini, small, medium, large, xxx daddy), vibrators, no strap on strap ons, different types of lube, dual stimulation vibrators, butt plugs of various sizes, anal beads, pussy pump, paddles…..welcome to wonderland.
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That’s a fair amount of equipment. Must make travelling light tricky.

 

[ycym]

I don’t just fuck men remember

I’ve used most of these more with girls.
so here you are enjoy a small part of my toy inventory. I have floggers, whips, nipple clamps, nipple chains, under the bed “portable” restraints, every type of dildo (mini, small, medium, large, xxx daddy), vibrators, no strap on strap ons, different types of lube, dual stimulation vibrators, butt plugs of various sizes, anal beads, pussy pump, paddles…..welcome to wonderland.
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I like to play. Nice collection. ^^

 

[Lickr4u]

While I’m sat here waiting for my soup to cook and working my way through all your replies, enjoy this badly made little compilation of things I’ve posted on Lit at some point. It’s funny…you’ll only ever get a small peek into what my camera roll actually looks like. There’s way too much involving faces, unfortunately. But still… I’m sure you’re enjoying what you do get.

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Beautiful compilation!

Thankful for the pause button!