Wit & Nipples 🍒

[urbangentleman]

Right, I’m tired and will be heading to sleep soon buttt thought I’d leave this here for you lot to have some fun with. I’ve put together a list of dirty, curious, and maybe slightly unhinged questions and scenarios. Feel free to answer one, some, or go wild and tackle the whole list. This isn’t one for the lurkers, I want entertaining answers!

1. What’s the dirtiest thought you’ve had today? Be honest.
2. Is there a sex act you fantasise about constantly but have never tried?
3. Do you prefer to take control or be more submissive? (My answer: I’m a switch, more dominant with women, submissive with men, but can also swap roles depending on the person/dynamic).
4. What’s your favourite kind of teasing: physical, mental, or verbal?
5. Ever orgasmed from just words/texts/voice without being touched?
6. You’ve been given a dare to send a nude to someone you shouldn’t. Who do you choose, and what do you send? (My answer: My ex’s best friend. I’d send a picture of my best friend and I bent over in the mirror in lingerie… the best friend that he cheated on me with.)
7. You’re on vacation. You see a hot stranger masturbating in a private cabana. Do you make make a move? Or do you watch from afar?
8. What’s a kink you’ve changed your mind about? Something you used to judge or fear, but now you’re into? ( My answer: Cnc, with the right person, again it’s all down to dynamic. I’ve had contract style dom/sub relationships in the past. Very fun when done right.)
9. Ever had an orgasm in a place you absolutely shouldn’t have? Tell me everything. ( my answer: at a dinner party with family and friends, I was sitting across from my partner and I was wearing my vibe. There was something so freaking hot about the fact no one else knew. We kept sneaking off to help “do the dishes” and “clear up” so that we could make out. He came in a matter of seconds once I got my hands on him at the end. )

Final Submission

10. Would you rather be:

A) Used as my personal sex toy
B) Forbidden to touch yourself without permission
C) Edged to a ruined orgasm.
D) Locked in chastity while you serve me in other ways.!

Have fun, I wanna see some good responses

My ADHD and thirst make it tough to do these, but I’ve been LOVING you content, soooo:
1. I’m trying to set up a couple FWBs and this morning battling insomnia, my mind drifted to one that sends me some really good personal content.
2. Group - I’ve had some near misses - The other M tooo high and drunk to function so I had to do it all.
3. Take control 99% - it’s nice to be ridden, pushed back and sucked, but I enjoy leading.
4. Physical edging is so good.
5. No but I came all over a partners bed when she did after a multi-hour pussy worship
6. I kinda agree - I’d send one to one/all the ghosting girls that panic and flake out
7. Make a move if possible!
8. Real submission - I truly didn’t get a really wild party girl laying there. My roommate fucked her too and had the same report.
9. Forward Lav 777 somewhere over the atlantic between Casablanca and Montreal. I’d been chatting on G chat and achy so i had that friend send me something inspiring to get those backed up sperm out.
10. A - Would be spectacular

 

[urbangentleman]

Out on the water ( nothing naughty just my lil kayak )

My arms are absolute toast. Wracked up about 10 miles in total. Not bad but easy when heading in one direction Pulled into a cute cove whilst the sun was out and let the boat drift a lil while I rolled up an afternoon smoke super peaceful. I did have a filthy little idea though… how risky would it be to lie back and have fun in the boat?

I don’t tend to come across many people, minus other boaters and kayakers… it could be fun

I love the water too - 4 of us guys used to have a backwoods canoe trip here that we’d have the guide drop us 3 days up river and we could camp anywhere. There are a couple major issues with that life (no loo - river bathing is all good but if you don’t do the outdoor potty life…) I had a petite colleague that always wanted to go and the guys would have loved to have her to share.

 

[Cogan]

Out on the water ( nothing naughty just my lil kayak )

My arms are absolute toast. Wracked up about 10 miles in total. Not bad but easy when heading in one direction Pulled into a cute cove whilst the sun was out and let the boat drift a lil while I rolled up an afternoon smoke super peaceful. I did have a filthy little idea though… how risky would it be to lie back and have fun in the boat?

I don’t tend to come across many people, minus other boaters and kayakers… it could be fun

That looks so peaceful and beautiful!
So I can relate to your naughty thoughts.

 

[pantyboidoe]

Fine, I’ll repost the video… but let’s chat for a second first, yeah? It seems like every other message in my inbox lately has been:
“Where’s the video?” “Can you post it again?” “Still thinking about that talented mouth.” I have zero problem sharing it again. I enjoy the attention. Honestly, anyone who posts pics or videos here and says they don’t love the attention is lying.
But here’s the thing: I don’t want this thread to turn into a non-stop, one-track loop of “when are you reposting this video, or when can I see that.”
Yes, I’m a sucker (pun very much intended) for praise. And yes, the cum tributes have been… hot and very much flattering ( in the weirdest way it feels like a reward hahah).
But I also really enjoy the people I’ve met here.
Some of you I’ve even spoken to outside of Literotica, and those connections mean something to me. So here’s the deal: I’m reposting the video. I hope it hits just as hard the second time. But I’d love for this thread to be more than a cum-splattered corner of the internet. I want it to be a place where we can be filthy and funny all at the same time. Where you can flirt, jerk off, and then ask how my day was after. Is that too much to ask?

I might be one of your favourite little internet cum dumpsters….

…but I’m also just a girl, standing in front of a thread, asking it not to be entirely about seeing me naked/sucking dick.

** Click the present for a contradictory gift.

welp, just imagining the audio

 

[ycym]

welp, just imagining the audio

Why only imagine?

 

[pantyboidoe]

Why only imagine?

because there isn't any?

 

[ycym]

because there isn't any?

Ups... ah, i have the German version. It got lip sync.

 

[SpicyBean99]

welp, just imagining the audio

Yeah the audio is a lot of fun… but the things being said to me in the video (names/name calling etc) I didn’t want on here unfortunately!

 

[Jaws82]

Yeah the audio is a lot of fun… but the things being said to me in the video (names/name calling etc) I didn’t want on here unfortunately!

I do love some dirty talk

 

[pantyboidoe]

Yeah the audio is a lot of fun… but the things being said to me in the video (names/name calling etc) I didn’t want on here unfortunately!

totally get that!

 

[JustDave478]

Yeah the audio is a lot of fun… but the things being said to me in the video (names/name calling etc) I didn’t want on here unfortunately!

That's entirely understandable. The mind boggles what it would all sound like!

 

[ShaneoD]

Happy Monday Gorgeous People View attachment 2546899
Hope your coffee’s strong, your to-do list is short, and something makes you smile today. And be gentle with yourself today, Monday’s already doing enough.

I'm already thinking about bed, but I really like how your Monday started

 

[hotcpu]

Back seat car fun is great hahah but unless it’s a bulky 4x4 with those higher passenger seats, I feel like it’s never as discreet as we think at least it is until it gets a lil noisier

Reminds me of a time years ago at the cinema… had a little fun with someone in the dark, only to recently learn that the staff have lil screens with have night vision cameras trained on the audience. So yeah, guess we might’ve given someone a bit of a show

Next time, I’m getting creative. Popcorn box over his lap, hole in the bottom, just enough space for… well, you can imagine where that’s going.

Totally joking, of course. (Mostly.)

Please make it a Double Feature for me ....

 

[stressedsubject]

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Fine, I’ll repost the video… but let’s chat for a second first, yeah? It seems like every other message in my inbox lately has been:
“Where’s the video?” “Can you post it again?” “Still thinking about that talented mouth.” I have zero problem sharing it again. I enjoy the attention. Honestly, anyone who posts pics or videos here and says they don’t love the attention is lying.
But here’s the thing: I don’t want this thread to turn into a non-stop, one-track loop of “when are you reposting this video, or when can I see that.”
Yes, I’m a sucker (pun very much intended) for praise. And yes, the cum tributes have been… hot and very much flattering ( in the weirdest way it feels like a reward hahah).
But I also really enjoy the people I’ve met here.
Some of you I’ve even spoken to outside of Literotica, and those connections mean something to me. So here’s the deal: I’m reposting the video. I hope it hits just as hard the second time. But I’d love for this thread to be more than a cum-splattered corner of the internet. I want it to be a place where we can be filthy and funny all at the same time. Where you can flirt, jerk off, and then ask how my day was after. Is that too much to ask?

I might be one of your favourite little internet cum dumpsters….

…but I’m also just a girl, standing in front of a thread, asking it not to be entirely about seeing me naked/sucking dick.

Click the present for a contradictory gift.

Sucks that you are been bombarded by pestering for repost request sorry about that
Did I watch it this time around... yes thank you for sharing again
That being said I believe I earlier I posted in this about missing things is the nature of lit and people should realize like it's a right time right place kind of game on here.
My first time around Lit if a pic/vid was poofed it was poofed fomo included hahaha
It if was yours to share and you don't feel like having it up anymore that's your right too ya know

Out on the water ( nothing naughty just my lil kayak )

My arms are absolute toast. Wracked up about 10 miles in total. Not bad but easy when heading in one direction Pulled into a cute cove whilst the sun was out and let the boat drift a lil while I rolled up an afternoon smoke super peaceful. I did have a filthy little idea though… how risky would it be to lie back and have fun in the boat?

I don’t tend to come across many people, minus other boaters and kayakers… it could be fun

Fun on a lil kayak sounds wet in more ways then one

 

[peekingone]

Out on the water ( nothing naughty just my lil kayak )

My arms are absolute toast. Wracked up about 10 miles in total. Not bad but easy when heading in one direction Pulled into a cute cove whilst the sun was out and let the boat drift a lil while I rolled up an afternoon smoke super peaceful. I did have a filthy little idea though… how risky would it be to lie back and have fun in the boat?

I don’t tend to come across many people, minus other boaters and kayakers… it could be fun

Just lie back and slide that finger down your pants and enjoy the peace and outdoors.

 

[mobleedzblue]

Happy Monday Gorgeous People View attachment 2546899
Hope your coffee’s strong, your to-do list is short, and something makes you smile today. And be gentle with yourself today, Monday’s already doing enough.

You’ve definitely made me smile and I had the day off and spent it golfing…..no complaints here.

 

[ridemybeard69]

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So lovely

 

[peekingone]

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I missed this one. So happy I came to see what I missed.

 

[Dalton59]

Happy Monday Gorgeous People View attachment 2546899
Hope your coffee’s strong, your to-do list is short, and something makes you smile today. And be gentle with yourself today, Monday’s already doing enough.

Gorgeous, love the piercings . The nipples are my kryptonite.

 

[JaysonFromMars]

Fine, I’ll repost the video… but let’s chat for a second first, yeah? It seems like every other message in my inbox lately has been:
“Where’s the video?” “Can you post it again?” “Still thinking about that talented mouth.” I have zero problem sharing it again. I enjoy the attention. Honestly, anyone who posts pics or videos here and says they don’t love the attention is lying.
But here’s the thing: I don’t want this thread to turn into a non-stop, one-track loop of “when are you reposting this video, or when can I see that.”
Yes, I’m a sucker (pun very much intended) for praise. And yes, the cum tributes have been… hot and very much flattering ( in the weirdest way it feels like a reward hahah).
But I also really enjoy the people I’ve met here.
Some of you I’ve even spoken to outside of Literotica, and those connections mean something to me. So here’s the deal: I’m reposting the video. I hope it hits just as hard the second time. But I’d love for this thread to be more than a cum-splattered corner of the internet. I want it to be a place where we can be filthy and funny all at the same time. Where you can flirt, jerk off, and then ask how my day was after. Is that too much to ask?

I might be one of your favourite little internet cum dumpsters….

…but I’m also just a girl, standing in front of a thread, asking it not to be entirely about seeing me naked/sucking dick.

Click the present for a contradictory gift.

Damn! Thank you very much for that gift!

 

[jonnoback]

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Fab boobs and bars

 

[jonnoback]

Out on the water ( nothing naughty just my lil kayak )

My arms are absolute toast. Wracked up about 10 miles in total. Not bad but easy when heading in one direction Pulled into a cute cove whilst the sun was out and let the boat drift a lil while I rolled up an afternoon smoke super peaceful. I did have a filthy little idea though… how risky would it be to lie back and have fun in the boat?

I don’t tend to come across many people, minus other boaters and kayakers… it could be fun

This is a fab little video though not sure about the water quality. I’m surprised you’ve not already played on the water… next time eh?

 

[Fred6969]

Out on the water ( nothing naughty just my lil kayak )

My arms are absolute toast. Wracked up about 10 miles in total. Not bad but easy when heading in one direction Pulled into a cute cove whilst the sun was out and let the boat drift a lil while I rolled up an afternoon smoke super peaceful. I did have a filthy little idea though… how risky would it be to lie back and have fun in the boat?

I don’t tend to come across many people, minus other boaters and kayakers… it could be fun

Spicy Bean...rollin' on the river!!

 

[CuriousRick]

Out on the water ( nothing naughty just my lil kayak )

My arms are absolute toast. Wracked up about 10 miles in total. Not bad but easy when heading in one direction Pulled into a cute cove whilst the sun was out and let the boat drift a lil while I rolled up an afternoon smoke super peaceful. I did have a filthy little idea though… how risky would it be to lie back and have fun in the boat?

I don’t tend to come across many people, minus other boaters and kayakers… it could be fun

I love kayaking! I have a nice 13 foot fishing kayak with a large are to stand. Always thought it would good for a little risky fun

 

[Azuldrgon]

Out on the water ( nothing naughty just my lil kayak )

My arms are absolute toast. Wracked up about 10 miles in total. Not bad but easy when heading in one direction Pulled into a cute cove whilst the sun was out and let the boat drift a lil while I rolled up an afternoon smoke super peaceful. I did have a filthy little idea though… how risky would it be to lie back and have fun in the boat?

I don’t tend to come across many people, minus other boaters and kayakers… it could be fun

I miss being on the water. Canoes mostly. Never had the courage to try a kayak.
Still, just being in a serene environment is good to allow your mind to calm.
Thank you for sharing a glimpse.