Texas_law_man
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Fabulous jewelry box you have there @SpicyBean99 !! Shiny things need a proper place to be kept safe!!View attachment 2546446
Weekend Watchlist + A Little Tease for Youā¦
Letās start with the disappointing part of my weekend before I inevitably turn this whole thing hornyā¦. Last night I went to see Ballerina, directed by Len Wiseman and set within the John Wick universe. It had every opportunity to shine.
Ana de Armas takes the lead as Eve, a trained ballerina-turned-assassin seeking revenge for her fatherās murder. But, despite her range and on-screen magnetism (Blonde, Knives Out, No Time to Die, sheās brilliant in all of them), is given next to no lines. Keanu Reeves reprising his role as Wick, was the reason I wanted to see it, but it seemed he only had a little 30 min feature. It really does deserve the 77% rotten tomatoes reviews. ( Iām such a movie āratingā whore that I review EVERY new movie. ) so to cleanse our palettes we decided to stay late at the cinema and watch Dangerous Animals (new shark horror), that honestly had no business being as good as it was. (The Shallows, disappointed me, also better then 47 meters down). What starts off as a sun-drenched boat trip ( yes, typical) quickly spirals into claustrophobic, nerve-wracking terror.
The acting is surprisingly tight. The lead, played by Odessa Aāzion, brings just enough grit to keep you invested without tipping into melodrama. The pacing is taut, and the water scenes are genuinely stressful , though Iāll admit, I have a very irrational fear of sharks. (So yes, I was jumping and turning my face from the screen
. More than once. Youāre welcome for that mental image.)
Since I didnāt post your surprise last night, I figured you boys could use a little something to get your blood moving today. oh, what was that? Youāre not interested?⦠ahhh well okay thenā¦. So I guess you wonāt want to know where Iām headed tonight?⦠just a hotel with my girl⦠takeaway, wines, music on, and far too much weed, lounging around in oversized t shirts and thongsā¦.
Thereās something shiny hidden in these pics⦠think you can guess where?
oh and yes, the shiny thing is inside me!
Hope you all have the best day! I know I certainly will.
*edit: yes thatās lube notjuice
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